US Politics, July 2024 - "Will you just drop out, man?"

xp I agree, Hunter's got what it takes

RFK Jr. used to be a junky, they can form a unity ticket

Would be funny if Pelosi herself insisted on running.

Pelosi is one of the only people in the game I actually would be willing to say "maybe they should do whatever she thinks best," but who knows, maybe she just had good PR and that's why I think she knows what she's doing

I would rather vote for Pelosi tbrr

If I have to vote for someone of that generation, might as well be the most effective one who still seems to be firing on all cylinders

biden has covid?

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, July 17, 2024 5:08 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and i guess some of these rich assholes have it now, too

🟡 SCOOP: Joe Biden met in Las Vegas with Jeffrey Katzenberg who conveyed a warning: The president’s donors’ patience is wearing thin, and their cash soon will, too.https://t.co/cutzVLfkD2

— Semafor (@semafor) July 17, 2024

i'm hoping for a dramatic ear reveal on the RNC stage

― c u (crüt)

it'll be yukon eric's ear

because politics is wrestling

maybe she just had good PR and that's why I think she knows what she's doing

No, she's actually kind of a political genius and the ultimate whip-cracker

yeah all her incredible political achievements like uh accumulating a nine figure fortune while in office

Pelosi can eat shit and die

tbf she has also been very effective at placing corporate centrists in safe blue seats

truly one of the key figures of the even when we win we lose democrats

Can she, though? She might be like “mmm, what wonderful life-sustaining shit, om nom nom”

also it should be said as far as the presidential candidate fantasies itt she is just the absolute portrait of an out of touch rich lady

are they going to kill Biden off

hell yeah lets roll

Covid has joined the k hive

Machiavellian Katzenberg bringing the Rona

I'm sick

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 17, 2024

sick

COVID at the age is not good, so will refrain from jokes. Yet another what-does-this-mean? twist. (No campaigning in the immediate future, obviously.)

the = that

lol

fuck imagine the CHUDs if Trump survived peak COVID and Joe dies from it four years later

https://substack.com/@kenklippenstein/note/c-62393216?utm_medium=ios

Next tweet: "My doctors say I only have a few days left, so I'm hitting the trail again! See you on Saturday in Reno!"

Send me $5 so that Covid doesn't kill me.

This entire thing is so funny. I guess Schumer got whatever deals he wanted from the donors. Schumer, Schiff, looks like it's on huh?

I'm not generally into conspiracy theories, but I very much could believe that the Biden team have ginned up a last minute case of covid that will knock him out of the race while preserving a tiny amount of dignity.

if it's fake they should have given him something cooler than Covid

i need to take time to recover, welcome President Harris

xp Diptheria!

decent chance biden wins while defying the entire dem party and doing overtly senile things every time hes in public what a world

he's had it multiple times so i doubt he's gonna turn into the Cryptkeeper this time

I think it's just unknown and unknowable and whatever they do I hope it works.

Amen to that.

Nice timing to have this splash across the RNC a bit too.

maybe anthrax will make a comeback

All these trumpers are saying there's 0% of a fair election - so if trump wins, it's illegitimate I guess?

maybe we make the election a series, best out of 7

this is so much fun lets keep it rolling

I very much could believe that the Biden team have ginned up a last minute case of covid that will knock him out of the race while preserving a tiny amount of dignity.

Had a stroke while fuckin'

So Bidem says in an interview that he'd consider dropping out "if I had some medical condition that emerged," and then hours later he gets COVID?

not exactly that unusual, there's a wave going on atm

he's just gonna say 'no no i meant like one of those dementus things'

also right when it comes out that schumer asked him to step aside, im listening

and would take the spotlight from the rnc

shd announce it during trumps speech

Look Jack, listen here

Biden dies during Trump's 2-hour rant about his ear.

lets go

then Trump's ear gets gangrene