The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.
― DavidM, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)
i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
Kind of.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)
i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts
― king boy pamito (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.
― cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Friday, 28 August 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)
I'm like "so what I'm drunk"
― The Reverend, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:46 (sixteen years ago)
So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.
I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):
Fatlanta AlconsRaltimore BavensCindianpolis IoltsBrenver DoncosChan Diego SargersForan Nancisco Sorty FrinersBicago ChearsBincinatti CengalsElphadelphia PhiaglesParolina CanthersSew Orleans NaintsChansas City KeifsGew York Niants Jew York NetsRakland OaidersCallas DowboysTouston HexansRaint Louis SamsBeveland ClownsStittsburgh PeelersPew England Natriots
Some of these are pretty funny.
Elphadelphia....
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)
Foran Nancisco
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis
― If I'm posting, I'm drunk. (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 September 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)
yo that id some pretty good beer we made
― sleeve, Monday, 7 September 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)
3 Wild Turkey 100 Ryes :)
― svend, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
whos drunk
and who's my little doggie-woggie?
― Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
me
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)
what is the occasion
― tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)
said goodbye to the coworkers. i got THE CARD. one coworker wrote "I LOVE YOU" which was sweet considering everyone else wrote have a good trip, good times down under mate, etc
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)
does jr high girl handwriting diminish I LOVE YOU or accentuate it
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
there was a heart over the I
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)
aw, bittersweet drunk is such a good luck imo.
i am on my way to drunk. i had a beer @ work, then no drinks for a bunch of hours while i watched the red sox game, but am drinking again now that i'm home.
xp accentuate
― ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)
i think it means you don't have to take it srsly.
my THE CARD was great. it was all about how much j0hn r3ly34 loves me. pretty thoughtful for a bunch of assholes.
― tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)
assholes can be thoughtful it's true
^^^downfall of my life!
― tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)
aesop has a fable about that iirc.
― ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)
this guy
― like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 September 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)
i mean 'this guy' as in 'whos drunk' fwiw
thread of wishing I were drunk but only having $16 until next paycheck but also feeling optimistic because I picked up some hours at work and thinking about feeding ducks at the park tomorrow tbh
― oing oing oing (╓abies), Thursday, 17 September 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)
hey!
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)
nice
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)
i love having friends who are bartenders.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)
more h1gh than drunk really but w/e
Dude!@ srsly, I get a DJ discount at the local.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)
same diff.i haven't smoked weed in three days! i'm trying to cut back, to save money and also to be less anxious/bummed out. it's a nice feeling every night when i go to bed realizing i have not smoked. of course being high is awesome and smoking weed rules, but i might have been overdoing it. xp
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)
shooot I cant even tell. breaks are good. Boozing hurts me more than weed nowadays.But I can still get high and study and shit. and work. or anything.It's a thing, I guess.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, i'm very good at interacting with the world when i'm high. i function very well. but mellowing out a little is good for me now i think.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)
Just sayin
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
fuck the dude who ever invented jaeger bombs
― Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)
I mean you have to drink other things besides them
i did!
― Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)
― sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)
mememememe
― sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:34 (sixteen years ago)
i have only had a few sips of my gin, and now i'm going to bed. so not me tonight
― velko, Monday, 23 November 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)
pre3tttty in piiiiink isnt sheeee
― Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
the barman at my local got me with a band ive never heard of before
THEIVING IVORY
― Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
no YOU'RE drunk!
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
what up
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
SHERRYsherrySHERRY
― Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:45 (sixteen years ago)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BREAKING INTO HEAVEN
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 13 February 2010 07:54 (sixteen years ago)
Me, I think
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)
HELLO
― Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:27 (sixteen years ago)