Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

the CEO of the last company to lay me off posted this on Twitter. he is an absolute twat who had been fired from the company for sexually harassing employees, then wormed his way back. A pair of cunts right here:

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also, I really hope that this turns out to be nothing:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/07/politics/trump-hush-money-trial-facebook-post-jury/index.html

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

Glad CNN jumped to breathlessly reporting this completely unremarkable thing that literally any joker on earth with a FB account could've done but that every GOP lunatic will latch onto as TRUE AND UNASSAILABLE FACTS

You know, there might be too much communication in the world.

t-shirt with double-breasted jacket is an incredible look

Ha was just going to say the same thing. Dude does not dress like a zillionaire.

fedora vibes intensify

Guessing he wants more policies like "no consequences" rather than any of what he's mentioning in that tweet.

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, June 8, 2024 11:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

read this as "professional shapeshifter"

I stumbled into Rumble.com today. How did I never browse this hellscape before

the hellscapes are infinite; it's easy to miss one when so many are clamoring for your attention

Eoghan McCabe just left a hipster fundraiser that was full of liberals

"I hope the military revolts at the voting booth..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0fUTiJLVc

that's the trump vegas rally speech. around 24 minutes in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8BuscUv7Qc

he's saying the military should vote for him but the way he says it is fucking scary. haven't heard anyone bring that part up.

sitting outside in 110 degree heat to hear trump's electric car - vs - shark scenario...oof.

“Trump gave me skin cancer, but I’d vote for him again”

I hope the military remembers Trump thinks they're 'suckers' for enlisting.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Josep_Maria_Garc%C3%ADa.jpg

referring to trump, not aimless

Biden should show up to the debate dressed as a shark to scare trump

Show up in a shark suit and beat him to death with a car battery.

traitor shark do do do do do do

"I'm only a dolphin, man."

“Girl scout…”

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.

see that's what gets me...like I can understand how that worked the first time, the "populist who all the elites hate" thing is a powerful political trope, but after he already became president once and got an entire political party to shift their entire M.O. to operate solely as an extension of his ego you'd think that appeal would've faded. like the fact that basically the entire Republican party endorses him EXCEPT for nearly everyone who was in his cabinet the first time should be a humongous red flag that it's not "dangerous ideas" it's the fact that he really fucking sucks

do you know any car dealership owners

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.

yesterday i heard a journalist report with a straight face that nobody has been able to determine out why DJT was shot. LOL

Next up: the mystery of why someone wanted to pet this cute dog

and how the fuck they missed from there

Have I got a conspiracy theory for you

wtf is with this whole hannibal lecter thing

speaking as a middle-aged white lady who thinks hannibal lecter is hot (and NO that is not at ALL problematic, why would that POSSIBLY be problematic), the shit he's saying is super confusing

Daily Beast mostly terrible but https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-is-not-fully-convinced-trump-was-struck-by-a-bullet

xpost It's a few different things--

1. He likes to say that people coming into America through the southern border are terrible killers like HL
2. Mads Mikkelson, who played HL in the show Hannibal said something about Trump being a "fresh wind" back in 2016, and Trump started saying that Hannibal Lechter had endorsed him.
3. He's a pop culture obsessive.

also it was one of those things that even for him was really weird so the media talked about it for a while and he always triples down when that happens

would kill to hear Trump say "it was a bullet, you can't take that away from me!"

the 'broken teleprompter glass' thing was debunked as supposedly all of them were intact but it could have been ANYTHING that hit his ear.

most people wouldn't give a shit, an injury from an assassination attempt is an injury, but he NEEDS it to be a bullet, very badly

Daily Beast mostly terrible but https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-is-not-fully-convinced-trump-was-struck-by-a-bullet

I don’t understand how tf the FBI hasn’t determined this yet. What was his ear struck by? Where did the 8 bullets go? That seems like the bare minimum of what they should have been able to figure out by now.

What am I missing about this "late, great" thing? Did Hannibal Lector as a character die in any of the Red Dragon books/films, or have any of the actors that portrayed him passed away?

I'm pretty sure he thinks Anthony Hopkins is dead.

Next presidential debate need to have Hopkins sitting in Trump’s eyeline nursing a nice bottle of chianti.

I think there is also something going on with the idea that Hannibal is in an asylum and immigrants are seeking asylum

surely he'll find some way of connecting cannibalism to the Green New Deal

something about Trump being a "fresh wind"

Well, that's one way of putting it

His ear was struck by a fragment the World's Greatest Dad mug that Eric got him that he uses exclusively as a bullet shield

There's been some discussion among people who have experience with such things that if a bullet from an AR-15 had passed that close to his ear a) there'd be a chunk missing from it and b) the air pressure would have blown out his eardrum. Back to my theory that when he hit the ground, one of the Secret Service agents gave him a lil' paper cut.

maybe there was another shooter on the grassy knoll