Calling oldest!
― calstars, Saturday, 8 June 2024 00:59 (two years ago)
Woman wearing the same big white sunglasses that my friend had in 92
― calstars, Sunday, 9 June 2024 19:45 (two years ago)
Side table facing fake plant
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 22:46 (two years ago)
“You leaving?”“You turned the lights on”*pats me on the shoulder*
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 05:44 (one year ago)
“Your cheapest whisky on the rocks” vs “love on the rocks with no ice”
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 23:30 (one year ago)
“Aren’t you married?”“Yeah”“Then why are you sitting next to me?”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
“Is it extra nitrous?”“Well, yeah”“I love that bubbly sh1t”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:50 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/xLSiAGS.jpeg
― calstars, Friday, 5 July 2024 20:15 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1GZXL5PDY
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 5 July 2024 20:35 (one year ago)
Girl at the bar talking about astrology and birthdays and she has the sane birthday as me
― calstars, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 01:02 (one year ago)
Tall lesbians making out at the end of the bar nbd
― calstars, Saturday, 20 July 2024 02:10 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Xy8CKJd.pngThrifty happy hour heads know what this is about
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:35 (one year ago)
tfw you walk into the bar and find a 10 on the floor
― calstars, Saturday, 3 August 2024 22:11 (one year ago)
At the bar to see a friend's ex with benefits sing folk songs and then another dude tells you about the guy who got stabbed on the steps last week.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 4 August 2024 05:38 (one year ago)
Famous 20s stoner, always in reflective shades, that lives next door, bring: his Italian family over to sell shit on the sidewalk outside the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 20:40 (one year ago)
If you see someone destroying 16 miller lites at the bar, that’s me, say jello
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 23:37 (one year ago)
“Green River” comes on and I’m this close to getting off my stool and crab walking around the room
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 17:54 (one year ago)
Back at my regular in Mpls and the bartender still knows my name despite moving away in 2021.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:01 (one year ago)
Win!
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:04 (one year ago)
Morphine always welcome on the stereo at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:40 (one year ago)
take it to the drugs thread ffs
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:47 (one year ago)
lol
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:48 (one year ago)
:)
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:49 (one year ago)
tfw the bartender signals you to fuck off by saying the most ridiculous shit in response to your serious question about why they’re sober
― calstars, Saturday, 14 September 2024 02:19 (one year ago)
It’s Friday, right?
― calstars, Saturday, 21 September 2024 05:33 (one year ago)
Welp not anymore
― calstars, Saturday, 21 September 2024 05:39 (one year ago)
Speak for yourselves east coasters.
― octobeard, Saturday, 21 September 2024 05:49 (one year ago)
Added some Dion to my ATB playlist
― calstars, Saturday, 21 September 2024 06:00 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/RlX5cih.jpeg
― calstars, Saturday, 21 September 2024 06:17 (one year ago)
I was at the bar and this hot Chinese girl in her 20s starts talking to me for an hour and changes her seat to be next to me. I end up paying for her drinks and focaccia and we go to another spot. She starts taking about how she needs cocaine and proposes going to a party and asks me to convince the bouncer that she doesn’t have her ID because she was robbed. She searches her Gmail for “police report” and pulls up a PDF. I get the feeling she’s a grifter and I’m being played…
― calstars, Sunday, 22 September 2024 00:14 (one year ago)
how was the party?
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 September 2024 09:49 (one year ago)
Bartender has been sober for a generation, I’m so jealous
― calstars, Saturday, 28 September 2024 00:34 (one year ago)
Disappointed you didn’t answer Alfred’s question
― H.P, Saturday, 28 September 2024 00:41 (one year ago)
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― The Clones of Dr. Slop (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 28 September 2024 01:18 (one year ago)
Massage Attack “teardrop / ”
― calstars, Saturday, 28 September 2024 05:46 (one year ago)
hey now hey now
― calstars, Saturday, 28 September 2024 05:51 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/e5pvdO9.jpegOne of the most heard songs
― calstars, Sunday, 29 September 2024 20:38 (one year ago)
Invariably, the song played after this one is terrible
― calstars, Sunday, 29 September 2024 20:40 (one year ago)
Yeah, what's up with that?^^
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:11 (one year ago)
great song but I thought it was some obscuro private press thing reissued in 2010 without a lot of fuss. lately it is fuckin everywhere, was it in a movie or something
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:13 (one year ago)
last week I was having dinner at a random Italian restaurant in Montauk and it came on in between two oldies station doo wop hits
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:17 (one year ago)
tbf it’s a great song. “But I think we can make it…”
― calstars, Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:39 (one year ago)
They are making out and it’s no big ting
― calstars, Monday, 30 September 2024 02:10 (one year ago)
Wednesday is the new Friday At least for this week
― calstars, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 23:03 (one year ago)
Ambition: Barback
― calstars, Saturday, 5 October 2024 22:25 (one year ago)
That night when you had an iPa and 2 White Russians in front of you
― calstars, Friday, 11 October 2024 23:34 (one year ago)
I got bought a shot of Skrewball peanut butter whiskey tonight. The dude who bought it is my neighbor and he meant well, so I did it, but ick.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:05 (one year ago)
*dry heaves*
― calstars, Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:11 (one year ago)
Yeah it's gross
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 03:00 (one year ago)
tfw the bartender throws a lime at you and you’re not sure why
― calstars, Sunday, 13 October 2024 18:51 (one year ago)
I order the cheapest thing on the board. Five minutes pass and I get served and I give the bartender my credit card. She gives me a horrible expression and waves it back
― calstars, Saturday, 14 December 2024 22:24 (one year ago)
Standing around
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:10 (one year ago)
I had time to kill earlier today and wound up killing it at a bar/restaurant that featured a drink called a "New Fashioned" that was Jim Bean, Rum, Sweet Vermouth, and Domaine Canton. Hard pass.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:37 (one year ago)
*vomits*
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:40 (one year ago)
Jim Beam is good for absolutely nothing
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:45 (one year ago)
Except drinkin’
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:48 (one year ago)
Bartender worked with someone who had body odor and it was difficult for her. She thinks cleanliness is important, though personally, she doesn’t shower every day, because it’s bad for the skin
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:21 (one year ago)
Keep us posted
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:34 (one year ago)
https://cdn1.jigidi.com/thumbs/SMD0DUAC/l
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:37 (one year ago)
Reminds me of that John Fogerty ad for Jameson
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:48 (one year ago)
Happy Monday’s no headphones required
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 03:36 (one year ago)
Left the bar, realized I didn’t have my phone, went back and sat down, remembered I had asked them to charge it
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 19:01 (one year ago)
It’s only 6:56
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 23:56 (one year ago)
Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:37 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3bavPGJ5M
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:46 (one year ago)
― calstars, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:05 (one year ago)
jim beam black is what their base product should be imo, they should do a half blend for well drinkers
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 December 2024 04:03 (one year ago)
Got called a “player” by a bartender. Achievement unlocked
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:05 (one year ago)
“Do me a favor and do your drugs in the bathroom, man”
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:50 (one year ago)
Bill is $26, I give bartender $35 and she puts $6 change on the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 20:19 (one year ago)