Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

thank you zs, was wondering

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts. pic.twitter.com/9PuYnLAaNb

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) May 30, 2024

The Wettest Bandit

"the whole country is being rigged..."

I think if felons can’t vote, they can’t run.

damn, even the truth social-loving juror said guilty? that's wild

BREAKING: Donald Trump, star of Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon! (2002), has been found guilty on 34 of 34 felony charges of falsifying business records. pic.twitter.com/iPXTkZ8JRZ

— IGN (@IGN) May 30, 2024

👏

he sounds like absolute shit, even by his mealy-mouthed standards

I want to know what happens next, but I also want to take time to celebrate

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, May 30, 2024 4:12 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes. Let’s just enjoy this moment, OK?

very low energy

Salute to Alvin Bragg

CLASSIC

my dad just texted me to say no bail??

the irony is that had he just accepted his position as a one-term president - he'd likely be playing golf right now, at his own course

i’m just going to take a minute before continuing to say

LET’S FUCKIN GO

Well, that's one vote he's lost for sure. (Felons can't vote.)

my dad just texted me to say no bail??

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand),

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE

was just reading this (about voting rights). it sounds ambiguous

https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/may/23/ask-politifact-could-trump-lose-his-voting-rights/

no bail would really be the cherry on top here

re: voting rights, I think it depends on which state you are in, and fwiw I think felons should be able to vote

i don't think the no bail thing is true, apparently he's already left the court room

joining the "sleeve, you beat me to the Mark Slackmeyer gif" squad

congratulations everyone, i'm gonna try and hold this joy close as long as i can

this is true imo

https://bsky.app/profile/mtsw.bsky.social/post/3ktqeizkmsy22

my wife is at Lincoln project ground zero right now (i.e. the Lincoln Center on the UWS). horns beeping and this

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ysiafe3423w76elr4haecnjh/bafkreibr5nfn7wdn2j2abq36ogh4kelctynn6tteieufeofisgtaakf5oe@jpeg

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge has set Donald Trump’s sentencing for July 11, just days before Republicans are set to select him as 2024 nominee.

nice

if i'm MAGA my starting point is someone whose father gave him a $1,000,000 check for his 8th birthday to concretize a superiority complex is automatically innocent of anything. MAGA

Could one submit a victim impact statement to the court? Saying something like white-collar crime has very real victims, and someone who has demonstrated such contempt for the law needs to receive the maximum penalty?

Sentencing is 4 days before the GOP Convention...They're not even trying to hide the ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!!

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 30, 2024

his own lawyer asked for sentencing to take place in mid to late July.

So he can't go to the RNC? Maybe Clint Eastwood can put a chair on stage to represent him.

David Remnick doesn’t waste any time https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/06/10/trump-is-guilty-but-voters-will-be-the-final-judge?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Daily_Trump_053024&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=tny_daily_digest&bxid=5be9da642ddf9c72dc27c25d&cndid=29476922&hasha=f0ef51a738774f8c6d037c5c6beb7573&hashb=7cfed5b1cbcbc6a71fea3c2fc2bc754ee2661f52&hashc=fdd5c8d249d863be98861f55628588b242a4ca01384346986428715bbfdd44db&esrc=CDS_OP

Just saw that Remnick dribble in my inbox. I haven't read it, because why the fuck would I? That hack wrote that shit the day the trial started, along with an alternate "innocent" version.

how independent were the 34 counts. was it realistically/logically possible for someone to be guilty of some and not all? or was it always a kind of all or nothing thing?

He's gonna get in a car chase in a Weiner Mobile

thinking about this for no reason

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/worst-nyc-landlord-attacked-rikers/5252525/

xxp

There were some checks signed by him and a few that weren't, so that could have been a dividing line, but this sounds like it has been an educated, attentive, and earnest jury

his own lawyer asked for sentencing to take place in mid to late July.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 May 2024 21:44 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and hed just hit town and his vote was dry so he thought he'd stop and have himself a coup

lol at all the folks posting pictures of athletes wearing “34” on their jerseys. Just meme the mofo into oblivion

some neighbors were hooting out the window when the verdict was revealed

I quit work ten minutes early

raising a glass to all of you

there, there

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/30/22/85534083-13477975-image-a-26_1717105691485.jpg

I heard much honking of car horns outside my house. Way more so than normal, I mean.

kid just walked down the street delivering the news like an old time newsboy

EXTRA! EXTRA!

lol at all the folks posting pictures of athletes wearing “34” on their jerseys

https://www.mnopedia.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_main/public/Kirby_Puckett%201991%20World%20Series.jpg?itok=6rJ6_03c

i've been in work meetings through this entire thing and it was impossible to pay attention to zoom

Chadwick Tromp needs to change his uniform number to 34

america is over. it's not really fair for someone whose parents were as rich as 2scoops' to pretend juries legit are a thing :(