Stability is change: crossing the floor from potato to potahto in uk 2024

to gazzara's point, the domiciled tax status laws are getting changed next year yeah?

the way he brought up the furlough scheme yesterday seemed desperate, it was almost like he was inferring he paid it all out of his own pocket.

it was like in the manner of a slimy boss giving you a tiny inconsequential pay rise and then never letting you forget about it

The only time the guy was popular is when he gave lots of people money.

also when he gave us rona dinners

How soon we forget "dishy Rishi".

eat out to help out just a porn video name to most people now

a furlough scheme that was actually proposed and pushed for by McDonnell iirc and which sunak was originally dead set against…

and a furlough scheme which deliberately excluded hundreds of thousands of self-employed people, my wife being among them

xp
to me there's no question that if Corbyn and McDonnell hadn't been at the despatch box in early 2020 we would never have got the furlough measures we did get, flawed as they were

Quietly impressed by The Green Party response here. Has the right people crying about it.

Nothing to see here. Just @TheGreenParty⁩ leader on Radio 4 failing to condemn one of her fellow Green candidates for liking a post which said "we have to destroy Zionism". And she has the chutzpah to refer to the EHRC report into Labour's antisemitism to boot. What a state. pic.twitter.com/QrAo4fynZz

— Mike Katz (@mikekatz) May 23, 2024

From a locked acc:

"On Politics Weekly, Kiran explains that Sunak would rather get drenched than be compared to noted brolly loser Steve McLaren. Optics discourse is incredible"

Union Jack gazebos are a thing:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165496541979

behold, the Racism Cube

Don't let Starmer know or he'll be doing his press conferences from inside one.

he already is, psychically

dismal

Keir Starmer needs you to vote for Reform on July 4th.

A vote for Reform is a vote to put Keir Starmer into power. pic.twitter.com/CGVoo5snGc

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) May 23, 2024

in fairness his politics are more or less identical to theirs

And I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling Conservative Party Central Office political advisers.

A more abstract approach would be better: "vote Labour, you get Starmer as pm" with Starmer getting a Starmer mask yanked off, revealing that this confirms that he is indeed Starmer.

^^
I'm giving this one for free, if my name was saatchi & saatchi I could charge millions for this shit!

I like that, you'll go far in this game

Still an opportunity for Paul Mason

NEW
 
Conservative HQ have emailed asking for candidates in almost 100 seats
 
When candidates ask when the deadline is, they have been told it’s 48 hours, according to 2 I’ve spoken to
 
Some Tory associations are pretty livid at having been left in such an unprepared situation pic.twitter.com/baBLr6TiMK

— Paul McNamara (@PGMcNamara) May 23, 2024

lol, only a matter of time before serial carpetbagger Mason declares that the only way to advance the class struggle is by running as a Tory candidate.

Islington North too, he could run against Corbyn after all!

It’s official!

https://www.islingtontribune.co.uk/article/jeremy-corbyn-why-i-am-standing-as-an-independent-candidate-at-the-general-election

Excited for the Lab right focusing a proportionate amount of time and attention on this.

... and the Tories. Stoked for this particular madness.

Lol

One #bbcqt audience member: "I've come to this program really wanting to listen to what the Labour Party is going to say. I used to vote for the Labour Party, and you've not answered any question at all"

Bridget Phillipson smiles. pic.twitter.com/W6rwKMLvuq

— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) May 24, 2024

6 more weeks of this to come.

https://x.com/dril/status/473265809079693312

a dril for all seasons

Bridget Phillipson smiles and a baby dies

she looks like she's actively getting off on this

hitler horn

your mission should you choose to accept it is to go on question time and say nothing of substance

All these Labour women with Gina McKee in Our Friends in the North haircuts, can barely tell them apart.

This is fascinating, to me

not an original observation but it’s fascinating how many Starmer leadership pledges have been unceremoniously dumped pic.twitter.com/Zv7PBwLyJL

— Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) May 23, 2024

I also find it fascinating that he had an affair with Baroness Jenny Chapman

All these Labour women with Gina McKee in Our Friends in the North haircuts, can barely tell them apart.

― steely flan (suzy), Friday, 24 May 2024 11:57 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

They've all copped Gina McKee's haircut from Our Friends and Gina McKee's attitude from Brass Eye

"I'm going in now, like a bad boy"

This another McKee haircut?

The graffiti says "Stop art-washing"

It is in response to Seret International Film Festival, which is funded by the Israeli government.

The Israeli state is committing a genocide as we speak.

Get a grip lol https://t.co/8j8Q6aVhQu pic.twitter.com/bikHJH3nHV

— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) May 24, 2024

She's my local Labour candidate. I will enjoy not voting for her.

Here is the briefcase who is going up against JC

Congratulations @prafulnargund - you will be a fantastic Labour MP for Islington North, and I can’t wait to join you on the doorstep to help get you elected! https://t.co/2T7eaiZpOw

— Sem Moema 🌹🐝💪🏾 (@Semakaleng) May 24, 2024

good luck chump

even before you read about his private healthcare background, he's just so visibly an absolute cunt!

yeah he definitely gets voted out early on the apprentice

I've got to admit I was somewhat worried they might pick the other candidate, who seemed quite pleasant and sympathetic, but how beautifully in character for them to settle for this utter bellend.

https://www.prafulnargund.co.uk/

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The other one had to dip out because she was a political ally of the Hackney P**do.

So many Labour supporters online seem to be apoplectic about Corbyn's decision to stand as an indie and his resulting expulsion from the LP. Why?
You'd think they'd be happy he's out of the party and they now have the chance to win the seat for Starmer's Labour? What gives?

only Islington North betting I've seen quoted was from William Kedjanyi who had made Corbyn the 8/13 fav, but was from before the stuffed suit challenger was unveiled.

British kids seeing something harmful on social media: bad
Palestinian kids getting blown up with British-made weapons: good

What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?

— Y (@tinscognito__) June 15, 2026

party of cunts

Do you support the Palestine Action group?

— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) June 15, 2026

just sinister McCarthyite style gloating from a total fucking coward and an idiot and it's not even surprising

it's proposed Digital ID for all:

🚨 NEW: The UK's social media ban for under-16s is set to be enforced at device-level, with Apple and Google forced to verify the age of all users

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) June 15, 2026

Age checks would happen at the point that a user sets up their new phone rather than when they create an account with a social media company

Government officials prefer it as it removes the need to repeat checks

Story: https://t.co/YKgfMjSDvN

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) June 15, 2026

Does Apple not do that already?

so you can just do what you want if you're on a PC? sweet

They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance

hahaha

So the workaround will be to set the iPhone region to a country without a social media ban.

Blair getting his surveillance state national digital ID piggie backed onto a stupid fucking Starmer policy written on a beermat. The assisted suicide private members bill apparently getting a rerun. Apparently all 2024 intake MPs won't stand against PIP cuts this time. Most dystopian, miserable timeline coming.

Wins an unstoppable majority, uses it to build a better police state for the Nazis to follow

Matthew O’Toole speaking with righteous fury about what happened in Belfast

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZm7tHFt1Lc/

Fabulous, of course you won't see that covered anywhere in the British media. Meanwhile "Sir" Jeffrey Donaldson is currently on trial for child sexual abuse but no chance of his house being burned down by citizens concerned about the safety of women and children.

🗳️ NEW | Burnham's popularity PLUNGES

✅ Favourable: 30% (-4)
❌ Unfavourable: 41% (+11)

Via @YouGov, 15 June
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(+/- vs 13 May) pic.twitter.com/YNrllNP4Xx

— Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ (@LeftieStats) June 17, 2026

hah hah! He's totally fucked it even if he squeaks the by-election. He let it slip that he's just Kieth with a better skincare regime.

his shtick is more annoying than Kieth's if that's possible, so this tracks

📖🔴 One book that influenced your politics - with Andy Burnham.

🤔 What do you think about his choice(s)? 😉 📚️ pic.twitter.com/5auA13Hn0s

— LabourList (@LabourList) June 17, 2026

during a Labour List interview he was asked what books shaped his politics and all could answer was: His own fucking book(!!!!) (some thin on content heavy on vanity/PR piece of shit he put out 2 years ago) and the usual boilerplate Labour Pol Road to Wigan Pier answer.

Andy Burnham has declared the Makerfield by-election is a chance to "write a new script for Britain". He also pledged to bring in a new rule - where if something doesn't work for the Greater Manchester seat, it doesn't work for the country.

Just absolutely risible. The stats show it was probably Covid 19 that reduced rough sleeping in Manchester more than anything their super Mayor did, despite his office repeatedly claiming they reduced it. It's going back up again post lockdown.

Would be so funny if Burnham loses this

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jun/17/exclusive-burnham-team-convince-ministers-delay-resignations-avoid-chaos

if he loses there will still be an immediate challenge to starmer but fuck knows who would win it

Starmer would.

that would be the funniest result for sure

it must be Kieth and McSweeney fake-briefing stuff like: he's bringing Dave Mili back.

Oh is it today? Sweet. A great evening's entertainment for fans of sports politics.

Burnham winning this would be the funniest result

The dramatic build up as the hero gallops to the rescue only to be suddenly decapitated at the last moment is a timeless comedy trope

Which one is the hero?