old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

I recall Ebert saying something to the affect that in the early '80s Woods got the roles that were too out there for Bruce Dern.

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

Dana Delany said the "Big Three" were James Woods, Liam Neeson and Willem Dafoe.

might be tough for Woods though because his was glued to his leg.

Neeson = Evian bottle iirc

Woods had a string of excellent roles in the 80s. Now he's just a troll.

https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-if-you-put-willem-dafoe-liam-neeson-and-james-woods-in-a-room-together-there-wouldn-dana-delany-98-8-0820.jpg

the neeson story i like is that during excalibur filming theyd go skinny dipping in the mornings and some of the crew were gawping and he sez whats the matter lads dont yeres shrink in the cold too?

the sword of power

this popped up on my facebook and i kinda had to put it here...

https://i.redd.it/wpoa71mducc61.jpg

i'm sorry if his dick is really as big as he makes it out to be (and i am _not_ buying _the song remains the same_ for a second, that was filmed over, like, five days of three-hour concerts, i don't care how tight one's pants are, i used to have a dick and they're not _supposed_ to work like that, if they do you gotta see a doctor cuz you're gonna do some permanent damage that way), no. there is such a thing as "too much dick" and it's _that_. that is too much dick.

anyway. coming from the "unusual details in wikipedia articles" thread to say Zeki Müren. he was a beautiful man.

https://www.acaciasfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/JP-MOCKY-PART-1-WEB-800x1067.jpg

Not showing up? Anyway: Jean Pierre Mocky looked really cool

this is embarrassing but when i saw this photo I felt like Nestor Makhno, Ukrainian anarchist photographed in 1919, was giving me the love eyes. even the hat is pretty appealing.

https://www.historytoday.com/sites/default/files/2024-08/makhno_ukraine_russian_civil_war_history_today.jpg

no i 100% agree with you, i'd definitely get with him

He could leave his hat on

I looked up more photos of him to see if it was an illusion. It’s not. In one of the photos I found he also has a huge scar from the corner of his lip through his cheek. Still looked good!

https://www.ditext.com/nomad/makhno.jpg

https://imgcdn.stablediffusionweb.com/2024/4/2/79b8e032-3349-4a4c-ad61-44d2fb786e82.jpg

omg that last one is an AI image!! wow
it's a good one, i'll say that

https://i.imgur.com/c7klJOw.png

...and I'm not usually into guys but really...

https://i.imgur.com/jOyL5iD.png