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English.

Lol, true

Poch out.

i awoke as if from a dream

dmac for manager

over that kip?

Hate this club

Poch already favourite for the Utd job

Seems like a couple of jobs and a decade too late. So we'll probably do it

I think he'd be good at Utd.

idk if i believe he has the stuff anymore tbh

I mean I would have liked to use the start of next season with the continuation of his work to prove you wrong but.....

Lucas Paquetá charged with spot-fixing over four ‘deliberate’ bookings. A single breach if proven carries ban of between 6 months and lifetime. https://t.co/7gISBXBNn9

— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) May 23, 2024

man gambling in sports is such a good idea

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

one of our players has been prosecuted by the FA and the local magistrates court for both illegal football bets and hare coursing #realengland (league 1 version)

betting on the hare was probably a giveaway

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

if they find him guilty, I would be shocked if it isn't a career-ender

here's one of the cards in question btw

Paqueta you silly sausage. He was desperate for it. 🤣 https://t.co/ywa5sc2b14 pic.twitter.com/yR221aoUoH

— Jay (@JayVtid) May 23, 2024

why, just why

if you wanna help out the folks back home just give them some of your money directly ffs

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

I really thought this guy was going to be different *sob*

had to be done though

Pochettino?

Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position

it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace

It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna

Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime

But then we've all had shit bosses

Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table

Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.

I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)

I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

Poch cancelled as a tax write-off

theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again

McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now

alas thats all based on a paqueta lies

where's Potter these days?

under his uncles stairs

Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry

I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!

Lol darragh

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

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Ten Hag staying then

being Utd manager is genuinely the easiest job in the world

it has to be that they made such a fuckup of sacking him that they then had to pretend they in fact hadnt

its the opposite of chelsea and poch where they had kind of gone through the hard part where they shouldve sacked him and then were like shit we shouldve sacked him is it too late ah shit then sacked him anyway

mason greenwood off to marseille and thank fuck for that

Yup. Hopefully all the internet weirdos who've been begging for Utd to take him back can shut up now (although I'm sure they'll still cry ever time he scores a goal)

France sounds about right. Maybe Catherine Deneuve will call for people to get off his back

bellend du jour

perfect comms, no notes

Official statement regarding yesterday's incident during our friendly vs. Wolves: pic.twitter.com/BuacRrbOQU

— Como1907 (@Como_1907) July 16, 2024

omg, wtf

https://i.imgur.com/EJiVEwH.png

How many shall I get lads?

that legend of the game

Braving the weather to catch Wolves play West Ham tonight in Florida!

Tailgating now