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the levels of dgaf on display are pretty impressive tbh pic.twitter.com/Eq1rbSMIaG

— Owain (@orhunt) May 16, 2024

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:08 (three weeks ago) link

Love it when people threaten to report something to the council. Like have you ever tried phoning the council? Yeah, good luck with that, pal

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:27 (three weeks ago) link

Thanks to the austerity the old woman's beloved Tories put in place!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:30 (three weeks ago) link

Someone tell starmer that strict anti-harp legislation is a surefire winner with his target voters

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:35 (three weeks ago) link

I think you mean "Jezzy w"

new wave of pictish heavy metal (Matt #2), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 10:58 (one week ago) link

50/50 on whether that is intended as savage mockery

Perfect for the Relly Engz thread

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 11:23 (one week ago) link

wait what is 'salad cream'?

nevermind, I don't wanna know

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:21 (one week ago) link

it's great is what it is

i love a man in a unicorn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:24 (one week ago) link

A variant on mayonnaise (no oil, or less oil).

nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:36 (one week ago) link

I didn't even know what mayonnaise was when I was a kid, even "egg mayonnaise" sandwiches were made with salad cream.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:37 (one week ago) link

I thought mayo and salad dressing were the same thing as a kid, and at a shockingly old age I finally googled it and discovered salad dressing is made without egg yolks.

nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:43 (one week ago) link

yeah, "kid" in my case was probably well into my late 20's, lol

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:48 (one week ago) link

salad cream is like a runny, more vinegary mayo. best in a (*vegan) fish finger sandwich with a bit of lettuce, its acidity helps it cut through better than mayo

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:04 (one week ago) link

huh, perhaps like our Miracle Whip but it's actually kinda sweet

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:13 (one week ago) link

miracle whip is an abomination, salad cream is ok

You want some real England eh?

2 people going to the Food Bank, who are they voting for?

Conservatives, "They have helped us more than anybody."

"I'd be so gutted if Rishi Sunak lost"pic.twitter.com/MyhYKMCCMx

— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) May 27, 2024

Yes, I saw that the other day!

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 21:21 (one week ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GO0XlfuWcAAx38b?format=jpg&name=900x900

my stepdad sent me this short article about Dewsbury from the Hudds Daily Examiner to cheer me up. It opens with "It's a shithole - that's your headline".

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 30 May 2024 10:09 (one week ago) link


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