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Like the Breaking Bad analogy above, this show is always misdirecting you. It’s brilliant of course.

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 May 2024 12:38 (four months ago) link

"it is a crazy conspiracy theory created by what is clearly a mentally-compromised...nutcase" joey is so good

ivy., Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:56 (four months ago) link

congrats to bill brown

c u (crüt), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:29 (four months ago) link

Bill Brown, a king’s king.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:47 (four months ago) link

What’s Joey P’s deal? He’s a far better actor than what I’ve come to expect.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:47 (four months ago) link

I think Tim was looking for someone normal to play a normal person instead of the usual weirdos they have in the extended Tim and Eric universe

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:56 (four months ago) link

he's the only person in the show's history to give actual movie reviews lol

frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:00 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107954

Return of the Roller Blade Seven
starring joe estevez, frank stallone, and more.
1.9/10 bags of imdb popcorn.

211 people voted. 33 people gave it 10 bags of popcorn, including the review below. unfortunately 102 people gave it 1 bag of popcorn.

This is a Great Film!
uscfilmgrad200021 February 2004
I am always amused when anonymous reviewers attempt to criticizes actors and filmmakers here at IMDb.com. Most of the time I simply read the reviews and chuckle. But, in regard to this film, I feel like I really need to put in my two cents, because it seems that most of the reviewers are either missing the point of this film or simply want to attack the filmmakers, (for whatever reason).

First of all, I am grad film student at U.S.C. In one of my classes we went through the three films associated with the project, THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, RETURN OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, and LEGEND OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, frame by frame. So, I believe I know these films as well as anyone, expect maybe the filmmaker. And, 'Yes,' I have gone to both Scott Shaw's and Donald G. Jackson's websites and have read what they have had to say about these films. What I have to say is that they accomplished exactly what they set out to do; to make a completely nontraditional, art based, film.

Now, I am not saying this is the greatest film every. What I am saying, however, is that the filmmakers used every element at their disposable to, as they put it, 'Push the envelope,' of film-making.

If you look at what Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw accomplished in this film, with out any of the computer technology which became available after this film was made, they did one hell of a great job. The camera work is great, the editing is great, the story line, (or lack of one), is also great. What I think they really accomplished is to be the first to bring an MTV style of edit to a full length feature film. Or, three in this case.

Not only are these films visually inspirational, but they brought together a great cast. I mean look at the acting careers of Karen Black, Don Stroud, and William Smith. If actors of that caliber embraced this film, how is a person who has no background in either acting or film-making qualified to criticize it. I mean you may not like Indy Art Films, but a Scott Shaw says on his website, 'You may not like the art of Picasso but you can not say it is not art!'

There are a lot of reviewers who claim they could make a better film. As I always say to people who make this claim, 'Let's see it.'

I briefly met both Scott Shaw and Donald G. Jackson when they gave a lecture at the DGA, Director's Guild of America, a couple of years ago. They were both very nice men and have held true to their ideal of pushing the boundaries of traditional film-making. I believe they are both an inspiration and the nonsensical criticism of this film should cease. People should open their eyes and see this movie for what it is, an inspiration to Indy Filmmaker that you can make a nontraditional film and push the boundaries of the accepted and the expected.

10 out of 31 found this helpful

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 14:46 (three months ago) link

just the other night i was just watching beach babes from beyond starring joe estevez

ivy., Monday, 10 June 2024 14:48 (three months ago) link

there was some episode of on cinema (or an oscar special) where they listed out dozens of joe estevez films, and at the time i thought it was a gag, but...those movies are real

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:01 (three months ago) link

i'm finally watching a bunch of seasons i missed and worked my way back to the Trial-era. amazing to see greg and mark spend an entire episode shittalking tim, only to have joe get a call from tim and reveal that he'll be out of jail tomorrow. joe was so genuinely happy, too. :)

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:03 (three months ago) link

that slow zoom in on their faces when he says he's getting out of jail is one of the rare times this show actually works in a real punchline

frogbs, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:23 (three months ago) link

TWO POTATOS?!?!?

H.P, Monday, 10 June 2024 18:28 (three months ago) link

Someone up above said it but Joe kills me how he announces “potatoes”.

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 10 June 2024 20:13 (three months ago) link

You’re not ready for this . pic.twitter.com/ktHLdMEw29

— Axiom of Rock House (@axiaofficial) June 11, 2024

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:17 (three months ago) link

Kinda looks like Harmony Korine but I know it’s not…. Who is the new colab?

H.P, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:19 (three months ago) link

m1k3 p0rtn0y from dr34mth34t3r

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:25 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Trauma informed massage therapy

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 01:22 (two months ago) link

Is that Joe Estevez narrating

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 01:25 (two months ago) link

Oh Toni no

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 01:33 (two months ago) link

oh my god it is just impossible to ever figure out where this show's gonna go

frogbs, Thursday, 27 June 2024 04:27 (two months ago) link

human skin is made of electricity, and it's how we communicate through touch.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 27 June 2024 14:20 (two months ago) link

someone save toni

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 June 2024 17:00 (two months ago) link

our bodies need to be clean

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 June 2024 17:15 (two months ago) link

I genuinely feel bad for Toni. I know she's played by an actress. I still worry for her.

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 17:26 (two months ago) link

gotta say I am not looking forward to how the thing about the photos of Toni on Tim's phone is gonna resolve itself during the next Oscar Special

frogbs, Thursday, 27 June 2024 17:26 (two months ago) link

You can’t delete them,they’re in the cloud

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 18:12 (two months ago) link

11 years ago:

on a side note i've been enjoying those tim heideker at the movies videos he's doing with the neil hamburger guy.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:09 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Greg Turkington... I totally did not make the connection! Of course that's Neil Hamburger, right? He is so so reserved on "On Cinema, At The Cinema" I didn't even realize it.

― Evan, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:12 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The other day my girlfriend and I almost sat through the entire Oscar coverage by them. It's so great.

― Evan, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:13 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 19:04 (two months ago) link

I feel so old

Dick Cavett Poo Party (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 20:58 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

watching this trump NABJ appearance in full strongly reminded me of a mini oscar special with trump as on cinema time obv... the chaos that's there from the start and only escalates, the open resentment and petty little jabs, and most of all, the microphone issues

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:26 (one month ago) link

*on cinema tim

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:28 (one month ago) link

and in the end, Trump doesn't win the 2018 Charger

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:52 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) 104m pic.twitter.com/EgwZnvObXp

— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) September 16, 2024

Not sure I can get out to see the new Beetlejuice flick but now I know I don't have to! Greg with the film hacks

Some surprising news for Michael Keaton here as well, but that's what buffs will do; surprise you.

glumdalclitch, Monday, 16 September 2024 20:43 (four days ago) link

perfect

nxd, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 10:58 (three days ago) link


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