Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

let them separate into their special Superleague, then have the other teams bail and force them instead to play against live, bloodthirsty predators every week.

Wolves match will be interesting for once

Man City must be stripped of everything they have won.

Bollocks to that, they are absolutely the perfect champions for this league.

I felt very dirty hoping for a positive Man City result, you don't get a trophy for finishing fourth, the Champions League is a boring crock of shit and it's a Tuesday night, so on that basis I've contented myself with just the one pint of A Negroni

grats to villa and based on recruitment for emery and how hes used the players he has i think theyre well on the up tbh

Bollocks to that, they are absolutely the perfect champions for this league.

― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Lol yes, guess so

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— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) May 15, 2024

That was actually a

good Manchester Utd performance

Sincerely appreciated

what a thrilling conclusion to the season

I was on the edge of my seat for two minutes.

listen gift horses arent for racing

West Ham pulling out a stoppage time equalizer in second half and Arsenal winning at Everton and winning the league based on goal differential by one goal...

Would be something.

Ain't gonna happen but

spurs absolutely rank vs sheff utd, stats look good but the eye scratching standard on display is really jarring

total fuckery from ref and var here

I was on the edge of my seat for two minutes.

― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 May 2024 bookmarkflaglink

When the petrodollars win

I'm happy that Utd preserved their negative goal difference

6 titles in the last 7 years, finished second the season they didn't win it. Those petrodollars doing the business.

Confirmed that Luton did not win the league.

call me Nostradamus

xxp - - then some British pig will go on about how terrible the Bundesliga is.

English.

Lol, true

Poch out.

i awoke as if from a dream

dmac for manager

over that kip?

Hate this club

Poch already favourite for the Utd job

Seems like a couple of jobs and a decade too late. So we'll probably do it

I think he'd be good at Utd.

idk if i believe he has the stuff anymore tbh

I mean I would have liked to use the start of next season with the continuation of his work to prove you wrong but.....

Lucas Paquetá charged with spot-fixing over four ‘deliberate’ bookings. A single breach if proven carries ban of between 6 months and lifetime. https://t.co/7gISBXBNn9

— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) May 23, 2024

man gambling in sports is such a good idea

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

one of our players has been prosecuted by the FA and the local magistrates court for both illegal football bets and hare coursing #realengland (league 1 version)

betting on the hare was probably a giveaway

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

if they find him guilty, I would be shocked if it isn't a career-ender

here's one of the cards in question btw

Paqueta you silly sausage. He was desperate for it. 🤣 https://t.co/ywa5sc2b14 pic.twitter.com/yR221aoUoH

— Jay (@JayVtid) May 23, 2024

why, just why

if you wanna help out the folks back home just give them some of your money directly ffs

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

I really thought this guy was going to be different *sob*

had to be done though

Pochettino?

Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position

it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace

It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna

Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime

But then we've all had shit bosses

Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table

Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.

I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)

I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

Poch cancelled as a tax write-off