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@kate this is your 1st post unless you ever had another dn

― subpost master (wins)

wow yeah that's gotta be it, thanks for digging that up! now i know my ilxiversary :) a little three years after i got on rym (late '07).

I would assume all the tallies are only counting from 2007-8ish, when the site got rebooted??

(`"only"’)

You mean I might have posted MORE thank 43 thousand something times? Fuck. I thought that was from when I started which was 2006.

It seems like my first ever post, under my government name, was on a thread about Meshuggah in December 2002. My first post as unperson was in August 2003, but then I abandoned that name until February 2007, and have been unperson ever since.

3,766 posts since May 2003....that's lurking, and sabbaticals.

3717 in ten years, but 3000 of them are probably in the last year, half of which would be baseball live posting and the other half defending something dumb I've said

There's a lesson to learn somewhere in there

thread should be called wack compendium

why would you post that, you stupid idiot

posts that effortlessly describe...

Popov has been steeling mettle for decades

ivy 'gets' this thread

controp: most justified elder abuse situation ever, tho my kids will disagree as usual

merzbow and chill

one of his more controversial albums tbf

ACAB, including thread cops.

because i'm pretty sure that's just code for "i would like to be railed"

And though your pink's opaque
Try TV Glow, if just for your own sake

a rare ilm thread where people ignore the title and just post any old shit

would totally dig a jug-band "Borderline"

i wish people could read then my head my hurt less

if biden was any good, he'd declare martial law and beat trump to his own fascist finish line.

bring back the idea of "THE GOOD TYRANT™" dammit!

subquestion: has every us president been a tyrant of some semblance?

yes? like how is this even up for discussion????

https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/09_william_henry_harrison.jpg

Needs a small number of people, in the privacy of the voting booth, to hand the keys to the crazy abusive uncle instead of the doddering one.

― the possibility of relaxing (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 02:43 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

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loving the new look System bot

Weren't a lot of Johnson's immediate difficulties animated by how much Robert hated him--before the assassination and then that much more intensely after? Would there be anything like that here?

― clemenza, Saturday, 6 July 2024 04:57 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you’d think Robert would have given up on those worldly grievances after his assassination.

― JoeStork, Saturday, 6 July 2024 05:04 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

some grudges you take to the grave

― brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 July 2024 05:05 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

potential sitcom here about RFK's ghost haunting long-haired former president Johnson while he tries to enjoy his retirement in Texas

oh god i read that as "sunuvabitch"

okay bernie it’s go time

Imagining tomorrow the NY Times running an essay by Brad Pitt convincing Joe to stay in the race.

i'm moving on to "help us bernie-wan, you're our only hope" but with bad fake holo-ness. still only polluting here tho.

My first thought was "wouldn't it be funny if NASA had an organisation for female rocket pioneers called Ladies Who Launch". But the BBC came up with that pun back in 2019, besides which it sounds naff:
https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/ladies-who-launch-the-women-behind-the-apollo-program

My second thought? "There should be a film called Shadout Mapes on a Plane. The trailer would have Samuel L Jackson saying 'I've had it with Shadout Mapes on this plane!'"

But I decided against fleshing out both of those concepts. Firstly because there's no-where to go. And the second idea raises far too many questions. Shouldn't it be Shadout Mapes on an Ornithopter? But that sounds clumsy. Does the Dune universe have conventional aerofoils? Do the people of Dune call airliners 'planes', or something else? How can you hide in an ornithopter? They're tiny.

And thirdly because I'm no good at spontaneous one-liners. I can't do shortform humour. God promised me that when Ronnie Corbett died, I would be his heir. I would have the world of lengthy, dull, sub-Alan Bennett comedy monologues all to myself.

But little did I know that it was not God to whom I sold my soul. It was not God. The trickster lied.

My first thought was "wouldn't it be funny if NASA had an organisation for female rocket pioneers called Ladies Who Launch". But the BBC came up with that pun back in 2019, besides which it sounds naff:
https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/ladies-who-launch-the-women-behind-the-apollo-program

My second thought? "There should be a film called Shadout Mapes on a Plane. The trailer would have Samuel L Jackson saying 'I've had it with Shadout Mapes on this plane!'"

But I decided against fleshing out both of those concepts. Firstly because there's no-where to go. And the second idea raises far too many questions. Shouldn't it be Shadout Mapes on an Ornithopter? But that sounds clumsy. Does the Dune universe have conventional aerofoils? Do the people of Dune call airliners 'planes', or something else? How can you hide in an ornithopter? They're tiny.

And thirdly because I'm no good at spontaneous one-liners. I can't do shortform humour. God promised me that when Ronnie Corbett died, I would be his heir. I would have the world of lengthy, dull, sub-Alan Bennett comedy monologues all to myself.

But little did I know that it was not God to whom I sold my soul. It was not God. The trickster lied.

if i was a protege of dr. luke's and he didn't sexually assault me i'd be offended

Fucking beret music the lot of it

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Ny0AAOSwsctmPPbY/s-l400.jpg

its good to know where the line is, eh lads?

I'll bet other assassins are completely furious right now because their work is now 100x more complex because some dumb kid in PA completely fucked it for the entire profession.

pittsburgh ftw

as an unregistered affiliate, i hereby nominate janet jackson, representing the rhythm nation party with vice presidential running mate kendrick lamar, for president of the united states of america.

#jacksonlamar2024

one lady banged her crutch off the floor!

[HINDSIGHT]and now we see aoc begin her first true power grab by securing the democratic vice presidential nomination, do what pansy pence couldn't by establishing proper world dominance in an act of consuming her superior on livestream (lol sry kamala thx 4 taking 1 4 the team tho!), and then indefinitely giving everyone the day off until they've gotten a chance to throw rotten tomatoes in the sweltering globally warmed heatwave at the members of the scotus. a true woman of the people, she unites the world and contacts god within 90 days of inauguration.[/HINDSIGHT]

*SUCCESSFULLY contacts god

gotta get it accurate.

List of songs about sandwiches: "Paninaro"

i swear i'm not trying to do anything other than make a joke. fair warning: it's crass and totally insensitive to everyone. enjoy.

if dems really wanted to secure victory, they'd have let the cia assassinate biden and harris woulda won on sympathy alone. we americans love a good one-up and, oh you almost got assassinated? well our homie actually fucking did: check and mate, bitch. the only way for dj to counter that one-up is with another of his own; surely just a plot he's devising to fake his own death and then 'resurrect' right before election day. all hail trumpchrist!

i guess consider "deep" thoughts like /\that/\ something akin to jack handey at the gallows or smthg idk. reality isn't anymore, go figure.

yet you still post

can't you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I

gfy