Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Lol ffs

No better way to break a slump than a game against Moyes at the bridge

Literally making us look like the best team in the history of the sport

itt moyes looking beleaguered

Chelsea makes zero sense this year

spurs selection is horrific

bank on a three goal first half deficit

Is HP the only regular poster on this thread who's still enjoying themself at this point? I'm so tired

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People bang on about Spurs being "Spursy" which I've never really understood, until now. Calling for the managers head with where Tottenham are in the league, in his first year at the club is the most "Spursy" thing I've ever heard.

Jonty

You cannot, in my opinion, simply text into the BBC trumpeting your own, invented definition of what being "Spursy" is

I’m happy now it’s over

Klopp Out

I’m enjoying football more than I have in a long time Sgt. Have a good combo of no longer working weekends, a few new friends to talk about it with and Arsenal possibly winning the title helps tho.

Given Spurs' recent form, it seems almost nailed on that they'll take points off Man City and hand the title to Arsenal

I've had a blast watching other teams than my own

When VAR isn't ruining it

Chelsea makes zero sense this year

― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 May 2024 1:18 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m high on hope for top 4 next year based on their recent form (one game with Arsenal not withstanding). The season has had slow, but overall positive momentum. Mostly in the form of one Cole Palmer. But most games there has been the feel of “oh hey, they look 10% more like a real team than last game” (GENERALLY SPEAKING). Sans any game with Sterling on the pitch. Everyone who was injured is suddenly healthy again too so that’s good too.
With all due respect to ya’ll spurs supporters…. Hard to not be happy at an end of a season when they get the double on them. Jackson hat-trick game still pops into my mind most weeks and goddamn if it doesn’t just make me feel like sunshine and peaches all over again. Gotta focus on the good things in life ya know?

Sorry Sgt.

Lopetegui to West Ham confirmed

i'm hearing that Lopetegui has quit West Ham

lol

Onana; Dalot, Casemiro, Evans, Wan-Bissaka; Eriksen, Mainoo, Mount; Antony, Hojlund, Garnacho

man u team tonight is terrifying and not in a good way. casemiro, evans and eriksen as the spine of the team, combined age of 406

yeah this is going to be a long and painful evening

Don't worry, there's a wealth of talent on the bench

lol I was just looking at that

the squad numbers!

1 Altay Bayindir
4 Sofyan Amrabat
16 Amad Diallo
22 Tom Heaton
65 Toby Collyer
70 Harry Amass
75 Habeeb Ogunneye
78 Louis Jackson
84 Ethan Wheatley

you wouldn't even know we had any defenders looking at those palace goals, not one challenge made

just remembered our next match is against arsenal, fucking hell

I'd rather Arsenal won anyway, if it meant they could win the league (though I can't see City dropping any points). The sooner this season's over the better.

I doubt we'll get another point this season tbh

surely he goes tonight though

surely

fucking casemiro, what even was that

I hear Moyes is available

get Lou Macari in!

i'd have in the team as a player right now tbh

Everyone gets to have such a nice time dicking Utd and Villa are still there just habitually gifting them six points and automatic progress in the cups :(

given the teamsheet, i'm not surprised at the result but i am appalled by that performance

I doubt we'll get another point this season tbh

Should just refuse to fulfill our remaining fixtures and take the 3-0 punishment instead.

Don't you get deducted 3 points for non fulfilment of a fixture. Actually, it might still be worth doing lol

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they are so gonna van gaal him.

Everyone gets to have such a nice time dicking Utd and Villa LFC are still there just habitually gifting them six points and automatic progress in the cups :(

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, May 6, 2024 9:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

4 points not 6 but if i raged about football anymore i'd be raging about those points.

Bit of random luck, Wolves are coming to the States to play in a preseason tourney later this year and coming to Jacksonville (two hours from me)

Considering I'll not make it to the UK anytime soon, this is mega cool.

Sweet

Great luck, enjoy!

Oh man I saw we were going to the US but that's a great bit of news

fun fact (if true) Wolves and Palace started today with exactly the same number of shots and goals for the season

Olise misses a sitter luckily

I was already counting the goal in my head

Man City winning again is gonna be so depressing.

Can we convince Tottenham and West Ham to play a 10-0-0 formation against them

And there it is. Lol

oh shit he made up for that miss big time

...

Yeah this season can be over now lol.