Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

(Sorry sorry I'll head out the way I came)

clearly off and anyway doesnt matter cos we are clearly shakey legged cunts

Apologies for implied Americanness HP

Yr boys darragh, they just keep falling over

Ange out, send him back to Celtic.

Our goal difference to come second this season is going to be ridiculous.

two fouls on the keeper two goals, its an easy game this

If Brighton fail to score against Bournemouth on Sunday, this is going to win the Albion's April Goal of the Month Award by default #BHAFC https://t.co/itUh3m48KG

— We Are Brighton (@wearebrighton) April 26, 2024

Lol, needs 'Life of Riley' soundtrack

Nottingham making a meal out of bottling

Erm.. isn’t this exactly what Onana did yesterday? pic.twitter.com/tcfDkJbmTQ

— Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) April 28, 2024

This feels like a match where we wait endless for NFO to equalize, they do at 89', then give up the game winner at 91'

oh christ, it's that banjo kid from Deliverance again

HAHA

lol - they're already doing this in MLS in the US, though haven't seen it in the wild yet. have some real balls, let one or two representatives of the team offer a rebuttal each time: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40056058/howard-webb-premier-league-referees-set-explain-var-decisions-crowd

Bonza airlolnes

Well anyway, I had fun

Arsenal have just got a penalty, rightly so, for a dive. It was blatant as fuck but contact happened so it was correct.

its a sickening league and ive less and less interest in anything happening in it

Neto fitness was a bluff obv, but I think we've got enough quality to get remorselessly drubbed tonight

Shall see. At least I didn't have to wake up early to watch.

Kinda wanna do Arsenal the favor cos fuck Man City

Yeah, nice to have no worries but a chance to spoil. Been at work today, now nestled in the pub waiting for kick off

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Not gonna claim any insight in calling this

Sorry guys but the sole interest left in this game is seeing how many Haaland can score.

My only regret is since the management changed in the pub the whiskey selection's shit

Lol ffs

No better way to break a slump than a game against Moyes at the bridge

Literally making us look like the best team in the history of the sport

itt moyes looking beleaguered

Chelsea makes zero sense this year

spurs selection is horrific

bank on a three goal first half deficit

Is HP the only regular poster on this thread who's still enjoying themself at this point? I'm so tired

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People bang on about Spurs being "Spursy" which I've never really understood, until now. Calling for the managers head with where Tottenham are in the league, in his first year at the club is the most "Spursy" thing I've ever heard.

Jonty

You cannot, in my opinion, simply text into the BBC trumpeting your own, invented definition of what being "Spursy" is

I’m happy now it’s over

Klopp Out

I’m enjoying football more than I have in a long time Sgt. Have a good combo of no longer working weekends, a few new friends to talk about it with and Arsenal possibly winning the title helps tho.

Given Spurs' recent form, it seems almost nailed on that they'll take points off Man City and hand the title to Arsenal

I've had a blast watching other teams than my own

When VAR isn't ruining it

Chelsea makes zero sense this year

― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 May 2024 1:18 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m high on hope for top 4 next year based on their recent form (one game with Arsenal not withstanding). The season has had slow, but overall positive momentum. Mostly in the form of one Cole Palmer. But most games there has been the feel of “oh hey, they look 10% more like a real team than last game” (GENERALLY SPEAKING). Sans any game with Sterling on the pitch. Everyone who was injured is suddenly healthy again too so that’s good too.
With all due respect to ya’ll spurs supporters…. Hard to not be happy at an end of a season when they get the double on them. Jackson hat-trick game still pops into my mind most weeks and goddamn if it doesn’t just make me feel like sunshine and peaches all over again. Gotta focus on the good things in life ya know?

Sorry Sgt.

Lopetegui to West Ham confirmed

i'm hearing that Lopetegui has quit West Ham

lol

Onana; Dalot, Casemiro, Evans, Wan-Bissaka; Eriksen, Mainoo, Mount; Antony, Hojlund, Garnacho

man u team tonight is terrifying and not in a good way. casemiro, evans and eriksen as the spine of the team, combined age of 406

yeah this is going to be a long and painful evening

Don't worry, there's a wealth of talent on the bench

lol I was just looking at that

the squad numbers!

1 Altay Bayindir
4 Sofyan Amrabat
16 Amad Diallo
22 Tom Heaton
65 Toby Collyer
70 Harry Amass
75 Habeeb Ogunneye
78 Louis Jackson
84 Ethan Wheatley

you wouldn't even know we had any defenders looking at those palace goals, not one challenge made

just remembered our next match is against arsenal, fucking hell