British Right-Wing Pundits

That Janan is breathing ought to be enough reason to bring back the guillotine.

the national service act can conscript those aged between 18-41, Janan is 42!

i was gonna say "the new fash are deeply into cosplay militarism" but of course we can take out the "new" from that. it's a central pillar of fascism full stop. if it looks a little more ridiculous now than it did in the 1920s maybe that's just because people can see thru their shit a little more clearly

What the fuck are pro-conscriptionists even imagining? Land battles in eastern Europe? What year is this?

It's like the end of Vile Bodies when were back in the world 1914 in exactly the same conditions, just 15 years later.

*world of 1914

Ugh. Fucking chickenhawk.

the third man line was bullshit that welles made up during filming. i wonder how many people have died due to that scene and the idiot warmongers who think it's fact.

The parenthetical right after basically acknowledges it’s bullshit! Not to mention that most normal people would agree that lime is not the hero of that film

Would you really feel any pity if a few million of those dots stop moving — forever?

Yes, it's a glib self-serving line by a glib self-serving character in movie. Also have we all forgotten the Affair of the Sausages?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affair_of_the_Sausages

i wonder how many people have died due to that scene and the idiot warmongers who think it's fact.

I think it's 0 fwiw

what about this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjpkoPEn0cI

A pile of free copies of The Critic has started to appear every month in the reception area of my work. Usual names on the usual themes. Woke agenda in universities/BBC/civil service. What is wrong with being elitist? Diary pieces that begin "To the theatre..." Cartoons of men on desert islands. Is there a bottomless well of this stuff? Like someone saw a gap in the market between The Oldie and The Spectator, to fill with more mid-brow right-wing STUFF, printed on paper with a nice cover. Who buys it? Who funds it?

Who buys it? maybe those who think of Private Eye as too woke thesedays...

lmao at "Cartoons of men on desert islands."

isn't the Critic funded by Jeremy Hosking? With the money he had left over after giving millions to Laurence Fox and Andrew Bridgen.

it always seems to me that the cartoons in the Spectator are better than the cartoons in Private Eye despite a lot of them being by the same cartoonists - I always wondered how many of the cartoons that appear in the Eye are ones that the Spectator has already rejected? Do cartoonists save their best stuff for the Spectator because they know the Eye's standards are lower?

cry baby cry

https://i.ibb.co/1rcmtT5/asdfserg.jpg

Also, we are now on day 3 of pant-shitting tantrums about the ICC statement too

But surprisingly little coverage from actual news outlets in the UK

In many ways that's more comical than the columnist implosions.

Media focus on the Most Evil Woman In The World today.

Diane Abbott?

Paula Vennells or the nursery worker?

Oh what's this about a nursery worker... on second thoughts I don't want to know.

Hilarious huh

On the day that Keir Starmer became leader of the Labour party I wrote a piece for The Times in which I argued he would be PM. The Editor spiked it because he said it wasn't plausible. Well, now we shall see....

— Philip Collins (@PhilipJCollins1) May 22, 2024

needless to say, I had the last laugh

just wonderful stuff from the hitch here

https://x.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1793735035620909089

stupid x url

No. Starmer is a deeply ideological hard leftist, far more radical than Corbyn . I have explained this many times Google Peter Hitchens , Mail on line , Starmer and Pabloite. https://t.co/CMucUHIInP

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) May 23, 2024

boy is my face gonna be red when starmer's first action in office is to implement full communism

We are delighted to announce three new books from Sunday Times bestseller @IanDunt and @Dorianlynskey. These are definitive guides to the most misunderstood ideas in modern politics and are coming at a critical election time this November. https://t.co/DJQXI8gZkB pic.twitter.com/IcyKkob4Mj

— W&N (@wnbooks) May 22, 2024

Imagine if Ian & Dorian is your first read on fascism

Now we know what to get you for Xmas this year.

you might think Peter has early stage dementia or maybe he has always been rather addled and clueless. But then remember in his weird world of eccentric political identifiers both Cameron and Blair were Eurocommunists. But he clearly knows fuck all about Starmer's DPP period which revealed him as a deeply conservative shitheel with a strong authoritarian streak.

you'd probably need to go back to the late 19th century to find a politician that passes the Hitchens' true conservative purity test.

I'm sure we could find a more recent politician who he doesnt have too much disagreement with

Sounds possible, @mrbiswaz but GBnews would have to take up such an idea, and in any case, George Galloway and I (although we differ profoundly on some things) don't really differ enough on eveyrthing to make it work. https://t.co/uu8QGPXKHV

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) September 6, 2021

Besides the obvious

reading up on the michel pablo (he of the term "pabloite”) i discover that the roving revolutionary in question -- afer various 4th international activities polemics and long-irrelevant 50s factional disputes that frankly not even i cannot quite be bothered to remind myself of let alone re-process -- returned to his native greece and helped papandreou found PASOK

in conclusion: p hitch otm

sometimes he is inadvertently otm on some things, like about 0.001% of the time.

the people on twitter saving hitch's tweets for a gotcha should remember that he still considers tony blair to be a trot

in his mind Cameronism and Blairism are practically the same politics, so therefore the pigfucker is a trot as well!

think the core of it is that he thinks any kind of social progress is communism

These terms are increasingly flexible and malleable anyway, so Hitchens is hardly alone in that. I think the underlying animus is anti-liberalism though as with any other self-respecting iconoclast, guru, or dissident, a la Spiked, or presumably Novara eventually

I think Hitchens would hate the Spiked lot and everything they stand for, he's more of a Scrutonite

People's Front of Judea/Judaean People's Front stuff of course

Yes, well, it is perhaps because Sir Roger Scruton had never felt the pull of revolution that he was so duped by the Tory government. I find people who have never been revolutionaries are astonishingly naive about power and those who exercise it. .@kynohy https://t.co/A8vrfMeg0t

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) January 12, 2024

whether ppl are funded by the Koch bros or the 4th Viscount Rothermere doesn't make much difference, they are all scum.

xp haha shows what I know!

hitchens is a long-estranged marxist, from the salad-of-all-the-UK-trots wing

as was his older brother (added psychodramatic dimension: older brother certainly bullied PH as a kid, and was a sleb quasi-marxist for maybe a decade more, prior to his er protracted declension, as they wd both probably call it)

spiked, etc. are obvious grifters with a clear nefarious agenda, who will say or do anything, peter otoh is a true believer (albeit in absolutely insane bullshit) and would never have anything to do with them

does Hitch ever stan for anyone in this era without making withering criticisms? From memory I once heard him stanning for Tooze, well more his book "The Deluge".