US Politics, March 2024: The house of illuminati will NOT be holding any other event in the foreseeable future.

A really childish part of me wants to see Biden make an “L” sign with his hand during at least one campaign speech while referring to his opponent

keep your inner child alive

I am on Team Toilet Aneurysm.

RFK JR making anyone able to make events on his website with no approval process was probably a bad idea pic.twitter.com/4qayinrAKP

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) March 28, 2024

Just to be clear, this was the Gonzaga basketball team.

Photos show Gonzaga getting on an Allegiant plane to Detroit for the Sweet 16, and Flight Radar shows a plane from GEG to DTW landed at 7:25 p.m., around the time this photo was posted.

This is a wild tweet https://t.co/dzW0IR8A5g

— Maxwell White (@MaxWhiteWXYZ) March 28, 2024

"Gonzaga...sounds like Mexicans to me!"

this stupid motherfucker is doubling down on his post

they hate pretty much all sports now

Why do these guys all wear the same uniform? Looks like a paramilitary unit to me.

https://d2jpxbzntgxotn.cloudfront.net/images/2023/10/25/DSC06908.jpg?width=1600

President Brandon hands out basketball uniforms at the border in exchange for votes

they are military age men

how do we know they're men

NC double-A sure sounds like a bra size.

important to note the guy who tweeted this is a sitting State Representative

The numbers on their jerseys are their Adrenochrome levels. This is an auction!

jimmy kimmel has done a bit for years about gonzaga being a fake team from a fake college.

When Gonzaga sends its people, they're not sending their best, some have limited 3pt range others have defensive deficiencies and some, I assume, are good players

Matt Haddock

You know, sometimes I try to comfort myself with the thought" Hey, we've probably had mentally ill politicians all throughout history, it's just that they couldn't Tweet".

they hate pretty much all sports now

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, March 28, 2024 9:53 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

its genuinely crazy to me that in the national divorce its the libs who got to keep the NFL. like who would've seen that coming

and Bud Lite!

the FBI, the CIA

I blame Kaepernick!

We got kneeling too!

did we get pizza parlors? you never know what might be happening inside of one...

also we get Hollywood. it's evil.

also we get all the vaccines. sorry Qanon children.... :(

We get colleges, video games, sex, Disney, big cities, comic book movies, Ukraine, the Army, Science

They get to spend $50 on a king james version bible endorsed by Lee Greenwood + lots & lots of unwanted pregnancies.

They may complain about the border but if you go into any small town in KY, TN or IND the local Mexican restaurants are packed on a Friday night.

I've literally never heard anything about Gonzaga that wasn't related to college basketball, it seems that's its only reason to exist

"Gonzaga" always sounds like some crass cartoon-ey euphemism for big breasts. Or I suppose big breast.

There is Ginger Gonzaga

you're thinking about Gazungas

gadzooks!

gadzookas

Check out the Gonzagas on that bus

pretty nice honker in there as well

John Stockton, arguably Gonzaga's most famous alum*?, is staunch anti-vax/COVID-is-a-hoax so MAGA should know not to friendly fire on one of their own.

*(Not counting Bing Crosby who dropped out after his junior year)

Maddock's wife is former co chair of the Michigan GOP and is also facing state charges in the fake elector scheme.

There's a Gonzaga High School in DC, btw.

Named not for Lauren McHuckabee Greene's undocumented nanny, mind you.

But for Italian Cattholic saintAloysiusGonzaga, A Jesuit martyr.

its genuinely crazy to me that in the national divorce its the libs who got to keep the NFL. like who would've seen that coming

I’d encounter right-wing dumbasses doing the stereotypical nerd “sporps ball” thing like 15 years (you should be doing manly shit like sharpening your EDC switchblades and decorating your Glock holster) but didn’t expect it to become the norm.

And meanwhile they've made an icky fetishization of girls' high school sports, so that they can beat up on trans kids.

which somehow never results in being fans of any female professional athletes

Lol yeah I used that line on a relative who was complaining about trans swimmers - “if this is such a big deal, name one other female swimmer”

yeah I never realized people cared so much about Ivy League women's swimming

The same motherfuckers have been bitching about Title IX for decades.

It was nice of Jonathan Martin at Politico to wait until the 29th to publish the stupidest thing I've read all month.

Why Hasn't Biden Called Chris Christie?

Gee, I don't know, why wouldn't the incumbent Democratic president call a Republican whose own run for his party's nomination topped out at 3%, whom every Democratic voter loathes, to "help" with his campaign? And then Martin tries to drag other losers in, too, like Mitt Romney and Susan Collins.

good morning!

These people are still living in 2004 or something, when Kerry asking McCain to be his running mate was thought of as a genius move

Why? How about...because everyone who's had their tongue up Trump's ass at any point in the past eight years should be drummed out of polite society for the remainder of their natural lives? And that their half-hearted efforts to distance themselves from him now should be met with derisive laughter?