US Politics, March 2024: The house of illuminati will NOT be holding any other event in the foreseeable future.

Mike Tomczak is still alive, if he wanted a QB he could have gone for the Three Mikes.

I am trying to imagine how wealthy I would have to be before I gave $4M to a political candidate.

Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe

Yeah, great pick if you need to fund your campaign for another 7-8 months

MacKenzie Scott really seems like the standout of the tech billionaire exes huh.

Informative:
https://radioinsight.com/blogs/107990/ross-on-radioinsight-reconsidering-radios-worst-summer-of-the-early-80s/

Huh

Wrong thread, equally instructive

So fast it might make your head spin

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/26/ronna-mcdaniel-nbc-exit-00149193

I never trusted Ronna McDaniel. That's why I eat at Burger King.

Stolen from facebook.

I LOLed

Shanahan is alleged to have had an affair with Elon Musk as well

These fucking dimwit American oligarchs are never going away, they are going to ride this grift as long as the US population remains stupid and gets it's info from people like Joe Rogan.

polls are ... shifting ?

My former colleagues at The Economist have Biden polling ahead of Trump now for the first time since September 2023. My own average is not so optimistic, but it's clear Biden has gained ground over the last few weekshttps://t.co/9gcin3v2tv pic.twitter.com/Mrq627ho8y

— G Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris) March 21, 2024

I am still being cautious (I've already been burned by seeing a shift toward Biden this cycle, and I'd like to see high-quality polling confirm it), but this could be something. The prolific online polls have trended toward Biden over the last few weeks https://t.co/E6ilPcQAvT

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) March 26, 2024

and

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/26/biden-pulls-even-with-trump-as-economic-view-improves-slightly-cnbc-survey-shows.html

this in particular is noteworthy

Seems important. pic.twitter.com/IDhwPBeNkf

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) March 26, 2024

Alabamba Dems just flipped a State Senate seat by 25 points in a district that Trump won in 2020, dunno how significant that is but it does feel like Dems have performed better than they've polled pretty consistently since 2016

assuming he doesn't wind up in prison for various crimes already committed, what do you think Trump is going to do when he loses this?

i can imagine the motherfucker running again in 2028

He'd continue down the exact same path he's been following since he lost the last election, complaining constantly about how badly he's treated and harvesting as much money and power as he can out of his tens of millions of loyal fools. But the main power structure will try to work around him any way they can, because he's a sociopathic narcissist who lies and cheats as often as he breathes.

he could also eat a KFC Original Recipe drumstick and die.

It seems to me he’s still attracting $$ from big money sources thinking he’ll win again. If he loses again I’m guessing that money dries up fast and he’ll just be preaching to the loyal fools and the rest of us won’t have to give him much thought. God willing.

upon losing, he will demand (and get) a non-elected leadership role in the GOP and continue both grifting and getting nonstop press coverage until he dies

There are so many ways he could die. It's hard to imagine the stress from losing the election then sitting through endless criminal trials wouldn't do the job even if he didn't actually end up in prison, but definitely an errant chicken part or toilet-induced aneurysm would work just as well.

yeah but he just get five billion in fake money, that has to keep the blood pumping somewhat

He’ll keep grifting for sure but I think big money sources don’t like giving $$ to losers and he’ll have strung together an impressive streak of losses at that point. My hunch is he begins to fade into sideshow status and hopefully dies a painful, slow loser’s death.

A really childish part of me wants to see Biden make an “L” sign with his hand during at least one campaign speech while referring to his opponent

keep your inner child alive

I am on Team Toilet Aneurysm.

RFK JR making anyone able to make events on his website with no approval process was probably a bad idea pic.twitter.com/4qayinrAKP

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) March 28, 2024

Just to be clear, this was the Gonzaga basketball team.

Photos show Gonzaga getting on an Allegiant plane to Detroit for the Sweet 16, and Flight Radar shows a plane from GEG to DTW landed at 7:25 p.m., around the time this photo was posted.

This is a wild tweet https://t.co/dzW0IR8A5g

— Maxwell White (@MaxWhiteWXYZ) March 28, 2024

"Gonzaga...sounds like Mexicans to me!"

this stupid motherfucker is doubling down on his post

they hate pretty much all sports now

Why do these guys all wear the same uniform? Looks like a paramilitary unit to me.

https://d2jpxbzntgxotn.cloudfront.net/images/2023/10/25/DSC06908.jpg?width=1600

President Brandon hands out basketball uniforms at the border in exchange for votes

they are military age men

how do we know they're men

NC double-A sure sounds like a bra size.

important to note the guy who tweeted this is a sitting State Representative

The numbers on their jerseys are their Adrenochrome levels. This is an auction!

jimmy kimmel has done a bit for years about gonzaga being a fake team from a fake college.

When Gonzaga sends its people, they're not sending their best, some have limited 3pt range others have defensive deficiencies and some, I assume, are good players

Matt Haddock

You know, sometimes I try to comfort myself with the thought" Hey, we've probably had mentally ill politicians all throughout history, it's just that they couldn't Tweet".

they hate pretty much all sports now

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, March 28, 2024 9:53 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

its genuinely crazy to me that in the national divorce its the libs who got to keep the NFL. like who would've seen that coming

and Bud Lite!

the FBI, the CIA

I blame Kaepernick!

We got kneeling too!

did we get pizza parlors? you never know what might be happening inside of one...

also we get Hollywood. it's evil.

also we get all the vaccines. sorry Qanon children.... :(

We get colleges, video games, sex, Disney, big cities, comic book movies, Ukraine, the Army, Science