thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

it's a posh WHITES ONLY farm shop, they'd get brutally humiliated or even murdered in about 10 seconds in any ordinary supermarket in the North

Wearing a tracksuit in public? Absolutely no way that’s a royal

Who remembers when the Sun were tricked into running a 5 page exclusive based on a video of a Diana lookalike riding a James Hewitt lookalike like a horse? https://t.co/7Hv4q2AWzh pic.twitter.com/yEgjzs58id

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) March 18, 2024

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapruder_film

My mother and her "facts" are ruining this for me.
"In a man of King Charles's age, they might not be treating the cancer in a traditional way at all. They might be employing watchful waiting, which would be in line with best practice."
"If Kate has had a hysterectomy, it could take her months to recover, and she might be on steroids, which would make her look puffed up and terrible, so she wouldn't want to be seen in public."
Shut up, old woman! You're spoiling everything!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/19/queen-elizabeth-ii-family-photo-digitally-enhanced-getty-images-flag

Lying bastards.

Such is the level of interest in the princess’s health that on Tuesday the Sun ran on its front page a grainy image of Catherine and William in Windsor under the headline “Great to see you again Kate”

They could have added a "purportedly" to that sentence, since it's clearly not her in the video.

do they have smoothies in the uk

they do, and the smoothies are filled with blood sausage and baked beans

I wish!

My wife's theory: something that requires a colonoscopy bag and/or Charles is dead.
My sister's theory: something pretty personal, like a hysterectomy.
My wife's pitch for a thriller: the royal family has Kate killed and replaces her with a near-perfect lookalike, and no one suspects ... except her kids. "Something is wrong with mummy ... " I can totally envision a sequence in the underlit palace, with the kids scared and running and hiding and nu-Kate in menacingly calm pursuit, like the end of "The Shining." "Mummy loves you, just give her a hug ... "

ai is an incredible addition to the conspiracy sphere you ask it to sharpen a face and it says sure ive seen millions of faces heres what this face might look like if it were sharper and it makes a new face for you, idk if the video is kate middleton im not that familiar with her work but the ai photo doesnt look that much like the lady in the video lol

🇬🇧 People are using AI to ‘Unblur’ Kate Middleton’s face from the released footage today.

Ladies & Gentleman - Let me introduce …..

Kate Middleton Clone #1

Truth is stranger than fiction. pic.twitter.com/b1FpGbR9xU

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) March 18, 2024

So Kate Middleton has different ears now pic.twitter.com/eUxSYLyr6c

— MAVERICK X (@MAVERIC68078049) March 19, 2024

lol "unblur"

Computer! Zoom in. Now... enhance.

Computer! Zoom in. Now... enhance.

https://i.cbc.ca/1.4362553.1682119329!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_940/bigfoot-film-patterson-gimlin.jpg

lol "unblur"

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 10:11 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

theyre not sending their best

this particular misunderstanding of AI worries me more than any of the "misinformation" stuff.

yeah people believe in this shit is going to lead to some bad real life outcomes

rl outcomes cmon man quit livin in the past!

I keep seeing ads for this new google pixel phone with a "best take" phone camera function, if they had just said they used that then the story would have disappeared immediately.

this particular misunderstanding of AI worries me more than any of the "misinformation" stuff.

otm

She's stripping in Ibiza, fulfilling a lifelong ambition and a notch in her bucket list

Everyone in the UK died three weeks ago. If this isn't true it would be easy to disprove, but no one has done so yet!

doesnt really look like either of them in that video

the wife beater will theory is a good one

We know he has a violent streak and hair trigger temper.

My wife's pitch for a thriller: the royal family has Kate killed and replaces her with a near-perfect lookalike, and no one suspects ... except her kids. "Something is wrong with mummy ... " I can totally envision a sequence in the underlit palace, with the kids scared and running and hiding and nu-Kate in menacingly calm pursuit, like the end of "The Shining." "Mummy loves you, just give her a hug ... "

Throw in a dirgey chorale cover of an Oasis track, and Wife In Chicago has a Greenlight from Blumhouse.

Heard one today at work that I hadn't heard before - that Kate is being harvested for organs to keep Charles alive

William maybe...

It's an island. Everyone on it is related enough for the parts to be a match.

This is the list of what William's done since the start of the year. 13 'engagements' over 12 weeks, one which is a private meeting and one which is a night out at the BAFTAs. For this we pay him more than £25m a year. #AbolishTheMonarchy https://t.co/3Qb1Kx73o7 pic.twitter.com/RcXcTYHGpO

— Republic (@RepublicStaff) March 19, 2024

come on, the man has to take care of three photoshopped children all on his own now

Heard one today at work that I hadn't heard before - that Kate is being harvested for organs to keep Charles alive

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand)

oh _organs_ i thought you said "orgasms"

EXCLUSIVE | Kate Middleton’s return to public life will be marked with a “big bang” return to the limelight on Easter Sunday, March 31, friends of the royals have told The Daily Beast. https://t.co/Ahfgg4gE39

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 19, 2024

this just in: kate is in seclusion completing prep work on her suicide vest ahead of her brief but eventful return to public life

blasted out of a cannon

please folks, I kindly implore you to not post phrases like "big bang" and "blasted out of a cannon" right after a post involving Charles and orgasms.

*london philharmonic plays*

BAH GAWD THAT'S KATE MIDDLETON'S MUSIC

Sounds blas(t)phemous, tbh.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kate-middleton-plans-big-bang-easter-sunday-return-to-public-life?ref=scroll - can someone who makes animated gifs make her eyelid twitch please

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/68/Tom_jones.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/500?cb=20121216015331

eh whatever it's smithers holding a gun to tom jones

come on, the man has to take care of three photoshopped children all on his own now

I properly laughed at this.

It just takes some time
Even though Kate Middleton just had to die
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright

Buckingham Palace hiring £25k communications assistant as scrutiny continues into royal handling of Kate Middleton rumours https://t.co/ifcrQuCVkq

— LBC (@LBC) March 20, 2024

£25K pa in London? You would have to supplement your income by, I don't know, selling stories to the press?

— Frank Kelly (@frantechno) March 20, 2024

do they not already employ many pr people? whats going on here

I can think of a quick, easy and free way to solve this PR disaster. Or at least it would be quick, easy and free if she were not dead.

It's hard not to view these rumors as the online version of those beach balls that get bounced around by crowds in stadiums and arenas. When the game or the show gets too boring the beach balls get more active.

Tbf, it's more like one of those cases where beach balls have been thrown from the stage to encourage said behavior.

its just a nice thing who doesnt like hitting beach ball