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well hopefully australia's lower-middle powerhaus of watson white haddin will preclude the need for tailend runs (like england expects much out of lol anderson sidebottom panesar), but as i say stuart clark made 44 primarily against spinners who had wrecked australia's top and middle order, and both lee and johnson know how to play

plus, this hasn't been a spinner's pitch

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

at least we will be gifted the spectacle of cameron white trying to outfox tendulkar et al

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Fair points all. And yes Tendulkar and co must be salivating! I reckon he'll pass Lara easily this match.

Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, he sure hasn't got the world's two best quick bowlers trying to stop him, 400 for the taking tbh

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

:-P

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

He needs 77 I think to pass Lara's test run total. Seeing him make 400 would be pretty good though!

Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

ohhhhhh i thought that might be it but for some reason i also thought tendulkar was already ahead

yeah he'll do it some time this SERIES ;-)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

at least we will be gifted the spectacle of cameron white trying to outfox tendulkar et al

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed)

lolz

wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so a draw then prob.

i think Watson needed to get a half century then. fucking guy.

wilter, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

ooh twofer - could be interesting

(no more liveblogging)

wilter, Monday, 13 October 2008 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link

at least we will be gifted the spectacle of cameron white trying to outfox tendulkar et al

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed)

lolz

― wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 20:23 (4 days ago) Bookmark

looooooolz

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

...the BCCI is forgetting that October is Sheffield Shield Month.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link

the BCCI run cricket now so sit tight and accept it dude

anyway I seen no Aus domestic fixtures on cricinfo live scores page, maybe they're hushing that up as well

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link

at least Katto will be unable to score 400 bazillion runs this time, being in the national side and all that

who will come to the FORE

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Indian cricket grounds need to get some mutherfukin floodlights. It's 2008 and we're STILL going off for "bad light"???

Oh noes! (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Draw declared. I fancy India might have gone on to win that.

Neil S, Monday, 13 October 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

So the 2nd test is turning into a rout and Sharma has Ponting's number it would seem!

Neil S, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Warne will be back out of retirement before long.

Jarlrmai, Monday, 20 October 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^^^

wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly want that cunt to come back

wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link

also

o bangladesh :(

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm pleased Shaun Marsh has been called up ^_^

wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

next test on spinner's wicket u__u

wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

cameron white for 13-wicket match haul, harbhajan to be banned for life after racist punching incident

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

was there good footage of the Khan/Hayden incident? it sounds like it would make an A+ animated gif.

wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure tbh. Anything involving Sreesanth dancing would make an A+ animated gif tho so there's probably tons of apposite material out there.

Anyway, I'm gwana bed, hopefully by the time I wake someone will have Nancy Kerriganned Krazy Krejza and Andrew Symonds will be on the next flight in.

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly fuck sutherland tho

wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

good start for AUSSIEE.

so the quicks are allegedly going to emulate the Indians' reverse swing.....

walter (wilter), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

btw i h8 watson

walter (wilter), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7713794.stm

Oh dear, prepare for certain English defeat.

Neil S, Thursday, 6 November 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

If Australia get the runs tomorrow, it will be the most undeserved series draw in the history of forever. Fortunately, they won't. The real Ashes is coming up in a coupla weeks, can't wait.

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

juvenile lol at "get the runs"

thanks (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah can't wait for this shit to end tbh

▧_▨ (wilter), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Botham STFU plz

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 9 November 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

he is good at charity walks and jingoism, he should stick to those

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

What's he been saying now? Usual pre-ashes nonsense? In other news congrats to england for their glorious hong kong sixes win over canada.

Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

HE SAID ENGLAND WILL WIN THE ASHES 5=0

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

oops caps

and 5-0

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

God he's a berk. Like Sophia Gardens is a results pitch (if anyone other than the woeful Glamorgan is playing). Like either side is remotely capable of taking twenty at the Oval unless Monty develops something approaching variation; an arm ball, at least, would be nice. I'd incline to 1-1, maybe 2-1 England, myself, but the bat will dominate. Is it Lords, Sophia Gardens, Trent Bridge, Edgbaston, Oval? I know Old Trafford lost its spot (which is a spectacular case of the ECB shooting itself in the foot, given that that's the one strip that Harmison always looks the most terrifying bowler in the world on) the omission of Headingley is also less than bright in terms of actually wanting england to win games.

So England to win at Trent Bridge thanks to Jimmy Anderson, Aus at Lords thanks to Clark and Johnson, High scoring draws in Cardiff and at the Oval, so it's all down to Edgbaston. And Botham's a pillock.

Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

That makes sense. I will try to make my own prediction once I see how "the lads" fare in their titanic 2-Test clash with tonight's Border-Gavaskar champions.

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

such ineptness yesterday. we had india 6 for 160-something and then took the foot off the throat because of the slow over rate. i reckon cricket aus bigwigs might've made ponting's decision for him, in which case they should resign if they want to put sponsors ahead of saving a series; but surely bowling watson off a short run would've been better than mr cricket's harmless trundling, clarke, white etc.

motor city dumb ensemble (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

levelling the india series wouuld be worth ponting missing all the games vs the kiwis, imo.

cam'ron wite (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

SACK PONTING

He's already lower than Mark Taylor levels. Fuck, he's almost at Kim Hughes levels.

China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link

(And no, this does not mean promote Michael Clarke.)

China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Krejza for captain!

Neil S, Monday, 10 November 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Three words: BRING BACK BOOF

Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

(Those words are sponsored by A Salute to the Legends of the Sheffield Shield)

Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Weird how Peter Siddle didn't get another Test. I think he has something.

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

And are you talking about Mark Cosgrove?

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link


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