thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

William taking part in a "biscuit decorating session" yesterday, I hear

Yes I hear he loves a soggy biscuit.

this tweet sums it up nicely I feel

Potential Details Emerging🚨

Prince William got his mistress Rose Hanbury pregnant, Rose has decided to keep the baby and Kate had a nervous breakdown. In a fit of rage, she revealed to William that she was having an affair of her own with Thomas Kingston and that she was… pic.twitter.com/d04KC9LLq3

— CulturalHusbandry (@APhilosophae) March 15, 2024

Oh I'd forgotten about that Kingston guy.

Writers for The Crown getting back into the writers room this morning pic.twitter.com/7zvoD6vQc4

— star•gyal (@beequammie) March 11, 2024

WHAT DO YALL THINK 1776 MEANT, B*TCH https://t.co/XZiundaCY1

— Jackie Daytona (@thereisnojayjay) March 14, 2024

always a good idea to have a kingston backup tbf

Let's see what my fave online news portal the Express is saying about all this

Meghan Markle accused of taking advantage of sick Charles and Kate to boost brand in US

Everyone is saying the same thing as Meghan Markle launches new Instagram account

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle drop two major bombshells in clash with William’s speech

Piers Morgan slams Meghan Markle for 'exploiting' royal title as Diana was being honoured

She makes me sooooo MAAAAAADDDD

anagram's tweet: HUGE IF TRUE

still feel like 'she's dead' is the occam's razor explanation here tho

I'm missing the reptilian angle in all of this

they're all dead, it's like nepal on endless repeat

(except e2r of course, roaming balmoral woods mindless bloody and screeching, in form too terrible -- far beyond reptilian -- to contemplate)

i dunno i kinda enjoy contemplating it tbh

gonna be very disappointed if her post-BECOMING form still has that same face they all have tho

why is this the thing that has got men interested in royal family drama. why is this in the group chat?

its funny

There was never anything interesting about the Royals before this afaict

I liked it when King Charles got his head chopped off, happy days

I have become a Royalist in the last year. Really like it yo go on now

Someone I know had a “where is Kate Middleton?” happy hour at their office, and I’m cackling pic.twitter.com/qjPYkPqp9U

— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) March 15, 2024

It’s just so nice for Americans to see another country be so embarrassed by its people tbh

Americans who are into the British royals should have their citizenship revoked IMO

OTM

Tarring and feathering still on the books for Loyalists iirc

We have now had two days of #royalannouncementimminent!!! on twitter and it's making me want to delete the app more than anything Elon is doing right now

announcement is probably just some NFTs

this year, the troops will be coloured in Photoshop.

first was thinking oh they had to send her out in public as proof of life obviously she never goes to the store, but then a darker thought arose maybe she does got to the store and they just dont care that the internet thinks shes dead

Kate Middleton and Prince William at a farm shop over the weekend in new footage obtained by TMZ/The Sun.

pic.twitter.com/aq7HIBLqG3

— Pop Base (@PopBase) March 18, 2024

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Model_Decoy

If she's up and all but running then there is no reason to hide. Just getting weirder and weirder. So robot more likely than not.

Too ill to work, recovering from major surgery and yet carrying her own shopping bags. Uh-huh.

And laughing and smiling! Robot.

I like that the royals' only role in life is to merely exist and they can't hack it

she's a crisis actor

it wouldve been better if she was drinking a smoothie, more of a just out enjoying the day sort of thing, do they have smoothies in the uk

^^Innocent ones, IIRC...

They kinda look like the royal couple, but with no security detail? I think some desperate paparazzi is just filming random brunettes and hoping one is close enough for The Sun

Britain has had fembot technology since at least the first Austin Powers movie

Yeah that doesnt look like either of them!?

it really doesn't.. and no kids in tow on a weekend? I call bullshit

it's a posh WHITES ONLY farm shop, they'd get brutally humiliated or even murdered in about 10 seconds in any ordinary supermarket in the North

Wearing a tracksuit in public? Absolutely no way that’s a royal

Who remembers when the Sun were tricked into running a 5 page exclusive based on a video of a Diana lookalike riding a James Hewitt lookalike like a horse? https://t.co/7Hv4q2AWzh pic.twitter.com/yEgjzs58id

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) March 18, 2024

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapruder_film

My mother and her "facts" are ruining this for me.
"In a man of King Charles's age, they might not be treating the cancer in a traditional way at all. They might be employing watchful waiting, which would be in line with best practice."
"If Kate has had a hysterectomy, it could take her months to recover, and she might be on steroids, which would make her look puffed up and terrible, so she wouldn't want to be seen in public."
Shut up, old woman! You're spoiling everything!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/19/queen-elizabeth-ii-family-photo-digitally-enhanced-getty-images-flag

Lying bastards.

Such is the level of interest in the princess’s health that on Tuesday the Sun ran on its front page a grainy image of Catherine and William in Windsor under the headline “Great to see you again Kate”

They could have added a "purportedly" to that sentence, since it's clearly not her in the video.

do they have smoothies in the uk

they do, and the smoothies are filled with blood sausage and baked beans

I wish!