Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

what if Trump became a vegetable and Hitler ate him.

What if Trump lost one of his balls in emulation of Hitler.

Pretty canny move on Kelly's part, Trump apes a lot of Mussolini's gestures, whether consciously or unconciously.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, March 12, 2024 2:17 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've spent the last eight years waiting for the good people of the USA to aid him in aping Mussolini's ultimate gesture.

His balls are well past their sell by date.

So he can afford to lose one.

xxp I can't think of anyone (in this country at least) who more richly deserves it.

He really is a master aper, all those hours watching The Gorilla Channel paid off.

One of the great apers

People come up to me, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they say, Sir, we have never seen a better aper.

No it's "Sir, we have never seen a better diaper."

a wetter diaper

Not a bad late-period Stones album.

No, not that.

Judge McAfee dismissed 6 of the 41 counts in the Georgia case. The prosecution can refile, though.

go to 4:15 of this. i'm sorry for posting kimmel again but i couldn't find the video of this woman singing to trump anywhere else! it is beyond the beyond. i really want to hear the whole song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3ljHhR8XPA

i'm afraid i'd have to go to truth social to see the whole thing...

^^"Rats Eating Our Marijuana" for April Thread Title

if anyone can find an entire clip of that woman singing i will give you a cookie. the best cookie. nobody has ever made a better cookie.

regardless of what you think of Jimmy himself his writing/research staff is pretty good. they really know how to portray what a weirdo he is

they are on the ball for sure. and not just with trump. the whole gang of idiots.

I wish to nominate "Nobody has been treated like Trump in terms of badly" for April's thread title.

Trump: Nobody has been treated like Trump in terms of badly pic.twitter.com/56jNtji8Ah

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 14, 2024

Maybe if a good non-Trump one ever comes along, that would be nice.

I'll give him that one it's one of his best quotes

The marijuana one is actually about a rat infestation in the evidence room of the New Orleans police department, and an apt statement on life in these here United States in the year of the diety of your choice 2024.

Deity, although Diet-y fits too.

stoned rats sums up trump's crew pretty succinctly too.

if he even has a crew anymore...

so apparently one fairly significant development in the classified docs case is Jack Smith is now using the term "sale and delivery" which he wasn't using before. I guess the belief is he wouldn't use that term unless he actually had evidence of it and if evidence of Trump not just retaining but SELLING classified docs comes out its gonna be insane watching the GOP still find ways to stand behind him. like I don't think even the most corrupt governments on the planet have seen anything like that

The GOP will find ways to stand behind him. They will be insane. It won't matter.

as always, struck afresh that this whiny, mewling self-pitier is given a platform and a large number of people think of him as strong somehow.

I'm sure his deal making skills will be roundly praised.

Well, he is a successful businessman.

Too bad the classified docs case will never go to trial.

This may be the best thing I’ve ever watched.

Volume up and put on those dancing shoes.

pic.twitter.com/u0PtLGf8Qh

— Scottacular (@Scottcrates) March 13, 2024

that is the most deeply ick millennial-core thing i have seen in months, FPed

Trump says Hillary Clinton used acid that would essentially destroy everything within 10 miles and Bill Clinton took classified material in his socks pic.twitter.com/2s6vtlJEcY

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 14, 2024

that is the most deeply ick millennial-core thing i have seen in months, FPed

Anyway the best thing I have ever watched was a man piss over the edge of a canyon

For me it’s always going to be the squirrel eating a Ritz cracker to “If This Is It” by Huey Lewis and the News.

"...you, know the famous socks case, which he actually ended up winning..."
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_img_full/image/image_file/Socks_cat_1_0.JPG?itok=6BQNR7GT

lol I don't know what millennial-core is, but I regretted posting it as soon as I posted it.

it's bad and you should feel bad

Make me feel bad enough about myself and I'll have no choice but to vote for Trump.

the spiral into the alt-right begins when someone calls you cringe

everything will be all better if you just watch this. still the greatest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC3t-d0Zao

I have a friend who used to be a record store guy and who (like nearly all record store guys) would add his own editorial stickers to new releases, comparing whoever it was to other bands, some of which were made up. My favorite of such made-up bands was Ernest Borgnine Jr.

nothing beats Ernest in BASEketball, when he appears in a recorded video at his funeral and asks everybody but Coop to leave the room, nobody does, and then he starts dancing/singing "I'm Too Sexy"

https://i.imgur.com/uhfLB7P.png

WTF

lucian truscott iii otm

"Donald Trump, for all his carefully curated reputation as a billionaire, which we now know is about as solid as a pile of melting snow along a random roadside, was one of those free-floating-money guys, out there in business-world-land, grabbing $5 million here and a few hundred thousand there and making his own private decisions about how, or whether, he would report the money as income. And then, in 2015, he decided to run for president and what do you know, he was elected and had to start filling out stuff like FEC forms, where it’s not so easy to attribute or even hide money.

"While in office, Donald Trump became addicted to perks like Air Force One, on which he repeatedly flew down to Mar-a-Lago or over to Bedminster to play a round of golf and then flew back. So, he decided after losing the White House to Joe Biden in 2020 that he would like to go back to flying around on Air Force One and decided to run for election again. To this end, he enlisted a gaggle of half-wits in the House of Representatives to engender an impeachment of his rival, President Biden, and they began casting about for 'evidence' that 'the Biden crime family' had committed the same sort of crimes the Trump crime family had committed."

https://factkeepers.com/the-sneaky-snakey-world-of-donald-trumps-america/