thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

What was she trying to accomplish with editing the sleeve?

I'd guess that Bill V did a quick hand-held burst (missus) and Kaff made a composite of the shots and didn't blend them right, hence errors.
Tbh, every single time I try to do this (especially without tripod) I end up with the same kind of stuff, so I never bother. If so-and-so's aunt is looking miserable in the best overall shot, tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODIbKWGADo

the vogue cover theory looks pretty convincing but on the other hand k middleton is the kind of person who smiles exactly the same way in every picture

the lighting is completely different and she looks about 8 years younger - but it is uncanny how similar the pose is.

https://t.co/r9s9SLPEd9 pic.twitter.com/kOKGmhjjVx

— John Paul Newman (@johnpaul_newman) March 11, 2024

do any of charles iii's official titles refer to dominion over (northern) ireland?

No equivalent of Lord of the Isles or that kind of thing, but NI is specified in his "royal style":

The precise style of the British sovereign has varied over the years. It is chosen and officially proclaimed by the sovereign.[1] In 2022, King Charles III was proclaimed by the Privy Council to have acceded to the throne with the style:
Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

https://i.postimg.cc/sxgKPLzv/cometokatie.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YScyZXd.jpeg

not to be too conspiratorial, but one very odd detail I noticed on close inspection: that all these people appear to happy and having a good time, despite being obviously British pic.twitter.com/rj0m1X8BAw

— Arthur Spirling (@arthur_spirling) March 12, 2024

Apparently the latest theory is that William is having an affair with a toff called Rose Hanbury and Kate is refusing to play ball until a divorce settlement is reached.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

the marchioness of cholmondeley pronounce her by her title

Apparently the latest theory is that William is having an affair with a toff called Rose Hanbury and Kate is refusing to play ball until a divorce settlement is reached.

"styled earl of rocksavage" that's more like it

at least 3 international pictures agencies refuse to distribute this morning’s photo of Kate and her children

Hilarious sentence to see. If only NFTs were still a thing.

I'm obviously not a seasoned Royal-watcher as I had never heard of this woman until an hour ago

The best rumour is the one that William likes Rose to peg him. Where does this stuff come from, I wonder.

xps

I never even knew such a thing as a Marchioness of Cholmondeley existed, outside of the pages of a PG Wodehouse story.

Who amongst us has not become embroiled in a contretemps with the odd raugravine or two

well yeah i love JRPGs

Blaming this thread for the fact that today at work I glanced at a pile of daily mail's where the front page down one side had a picture of Kate and the other had a headline smthg like 'They won't tell us what they've done with our loved ones bodies' and I genuinely had a couple of seconds where I thought the headline and picture were connected.

The best rumour is the one that William likes Rose to peg him. Where does this stuff come from, I wonder.

― lord of the rongs (anagram)

the internet generally

well yeah i love JRPGs

― Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague)

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE "JRPG" STOOD FOR JOHN, RINGO, PAUL, AND GEORGE, NOW EVERYBODY HAS PRONOUNS, THE WORLD HAS GONE TO HELL

Using the power of “3D” i have completely debunked claims the Kate Middleton car photo is edited. Why don’t the bricks align? Let’s see.. pic.twitter.com/kFS68c4tMe

— Richard Parry (@_RichardParry_) March 14, 2024

this story is really bringing out the best of the internet

William taking part in a "biscuit decorating session" yesterday, I hear

Yes I hear he loves a soggy biscuit.

this tweet sums it up nicely I feel

Potential Details Emerging🚨

Prince William got his mistress Rose Hanbury pregnant, Rose has decided to keep the baby and Kate had a nervous breakdown. In a fit of rage, she revealed to William that she was having an affair of her own with Thomas Kingston and that she was… pic.twitter.com/d04KC9LLq3

— CulturalHusbandry (@APhilosophae) March 15, 2024

Oh I'd forgotten about that Kingston guy.

Writers for The Crown getting back into the writers room this morning pic.twitter.com/7zvoD6vQc4

— star•gyal (@beequammie) March 11, 2024

WHAT DO YALL THINK 1776 MEANT, B*TCH https://t.co/XZiundaCY1

— Jackie Daytona (@thereisnojayjay) March 14, 2024

always a good idea to have a kingston backup tbf

Let's see what my fave online news portal the Express is saying about all this

Meghan Markle accused of taking advantage of sick Charles and Kate to boost brand in US

Everyone is saying the same thing as Meghan Markle launches new Instagram account

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle drop two major bombshells in clash with William’s speech

Piers Morgan slams Meghan Markle for 'exploiting' royal title as Diana was being honoured

She makes me sooooo MAAAAAADDDD

anagram's tweet: HUGE IF TRUE

still feel like 'she's dead' is the occam's razor explanation here tho

I'm missing the reptilian angle in all of this

they're all dead, it's like nepal on endless repeat

(except e2r of course, roaming balmoral woods mindless bloody and screeching, in form too terrible -- far beyond reptilian -- to contemplate)

i dunno i kinda enjoy contemplating it tbh

gonna be very disappointed if her post-BECOMING form still has that same face they all have tho

why is this the thing that has got men interested in royal family drama. why is this in the group chat?

its funny

There was never anything interesting about the Royals before this afaict

I liked it when King Charles got his head chopped off, happy days

I have become a Royalist in the last year. Really like it yo go on now

Someone I know had a “where is Kate Middleton?” happy hour at their office, and I’m cackling pic.twitter.com/qjPYkPqp9U

— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) March 15, 2024

It’s just so nice for Americans to see another country be so embarrassed by its people tbh

Americans who are into the British royals should have their citizenship revoked IMO

OTM

Tarring and feathering still on the books for Loyalists iirc

We have now had two days of #royalannouncementimminent!!! on twitter and it's making me want to delete the app more than anything Elon is doing right now

announcement is probably just some NFTs