“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

one of the guys from Gomez is standing for Labour in Brighton Pavilion

Starmer Labour is the ultimate wanker-magnet

Oh blimey thats my constituency, euchh

Labour recruiting PPCs directly via the line-up bit on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

what are the odds on the drummer from gay dad being the next home secretary?

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He’s ready

Looking like the lovechild of Neil Young and Norman lamont

Gaz's outspoken views on lebensraum may be too much even for Kieth & Co

Kieth just got the nod from Bannon. "I have always been impressed with Sir Kith Starmer's intelligent and pragmatic approach to enabling uk fascism." Just made that up, but did I really?

Far-right Trump strategist Steve Bannon states he has 'always been very impressed' by Starmer pic.twitter.com/UHnUF5hlaY

— j (@jrc1921) March 6, 2024

that time when he refused to endorse Biden in 2021 has won him credibility with *checks notes* the Putin funded hard right of the Gop. But he's also supposed to be a lapdog to the US military industrial complex. He's a really incompetent political operator, whatever else you think about him.

Fuck these media idiots for giving Bannon the time of day (noticed he was on Peston a few weeks back also). Just pathetic.

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Oh Shit!! We’re FAMOUS! The FLTG struck a nerve! You all gotta read this… F this clown 🤡 https://t.co/uix7KLdh8n

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 6, 2024

Landill Labour

Astounding work from the TBEU lads

absolutely perfect job!

oh my god

starmer only *checks notes* 30 years out of date with this trenchant commentary. i’d suggest he get in touch with tipper gore for strategy tips

90's PMRC talking points are back baby! He's coming for Twisted Sister next.

i can’tbelieve this isn’t a joke

there was swearing! SWEARING!

I literally thought it was some TBEU joke that had somehow got Ice T's attention last night

ah soz you’re right i think it is a bit

Is it really real?!

Surely it can’t be

Women 4 Wes is a TBEU account

it's still fun spending an hour believing it's real!

It is spiritually true, nobody can deny that

that's the thing, when the parody is spiritually true, it doesn't matter how absurd or fictional it is.

That's right

Playing Keef 'Cop Killer' is the youtube reaction video we need

Signing Ice-T up for our new acronym when we get a Labour Government.

this is good but I wish TBEU had started a fight with BTS and Blackpink fans

That's... unlikely.

So let me get this straight. It marks one out as a paragon of virtue and good grace and is particularly noteworthy when you forgo a redundancy payment of £16000 for a job that you held for approx 36 hrs? And the country should be grateful for this act of benevolence?

As their feud grows, rapper Ice-T is currently liking comments on Instagram which accuse Labour leader Keir Starmer of being a paedophile, enabling Jimmy Savile, sabotaging Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership at the behest of the Israel lobby, and having “[dropped] N bombs in private”. pic.twitter.com/GYOF6ncieo

— Women for Wes (@Women4Wes) March 7, 2024

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they are killing it

Glorious.

Who'd hae thocht it?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/mar/11/lee-anderson-joins-reform-uk-after-losing-tory-whip-over-khan-comments

Presumably also going to be a candidate somewhere other than Ashfield. Maybe Barnsley East or whatever it will be.

Why not Ashfield? He's forever boasting about everybody there agrees with everything he says, especially men in pubs.

This cunt selfowns more than most

Anderson he says his parents, who are both nearly 80, said they would not vote for him unless he joined Reform UK. He says he must not let them down.

I'm wondering what colour his face will be come the election, every time I see him it seems more and more purple.

Anderson is a stooge designed to take hear from the Tories and I wouldn't be surprised if he has a plan of this kind with some Tory election guru. Similar to the deal with Farage's last party to stand down in 2019. It's all such a pathetic, transparent pantomime.

*heat, deal rather than plan

That could very well be the case.

but what if it was black people?!

EXCL: The Conservative party’s biggest donor said looking at Diane Abbott makes you “want to hate all black women” and the MP “should be shot” - by ⁦@rowenamason⁩ ⁦@matthew_weaver⁩ ⁦@Direthoughts⁩ https://t.co/nMrwLFJcUa

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) March 11, 2024

Statement regarding recent media reports:

Frank Hester accepts that he was rude about Diane Abbot in a private meeting several years ago but his criticism had nothing to do with her gender nor colour of skin. The Guardian is right when it quotes Frank saying he abhors racism, not least because he experienced it as the child of Irish immigrants in the 1970’s. He rang Diane Abbott twice today to try to apologise directly for the hurt he has caused her, and is deeply sorry for his remarks. He wishes to make it clear that he regards racism as a poison which has no place in public life.

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What an absolute piece of shit