thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

The Chinese are currently denying all reports of a royal family-targeted virus

Windsoritis

chinese scientists working around the clock to target the virus on one of the world's shallowest gene pools

They’re transferring Chuck’s brain into Kate’s body obv

https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Willem-Dafoe-Poor-Things.png

Anyone know a good Hanover cure?

nice

Very dismal to see ITV willing to let a man who assaulted his wife make it into the Celebrity Big Brother house and potentially win a glorified popularity contest

don't they do that in all the reality vote-off contests?

Well, well…

No comment from Kensington Palace tonight after at least 3 international pictures agencies refuse to distribute this morning’s photo of Kate and her children. Some of them (@AP ) have claimed “the source [the palace] has manipulated the image”. pic.twitter.com/ppOwDtPr9P

— Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv) March 10, 2024

terrible to subject those innocent children to fake ai pics of their dead mother with unfeasibly long arms.

Did they spot Louis (?) crossing his fingers? Proof positive the kid knows it's all a lie, he's Albion's last hope in this time of trial.

terrible to subject those innocent children to fake ai pics of their dead mother with unfeasibly long arms.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino)

oh hang on does that mean this is happening to them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPZ3j5j2mg

how is the royal family doing

My theory is that a radiation blast from the dying Queen has caused this plethora of irradiated royals

prob what happened

Well, the Kill Notification is out. It’s just a matter of time now.

I hope they named that kid Louis so that they’ll renew their claim to the throne of France

yep, she’s dead

I can believe that there's a less nefarious motive behind releasing an edited photo - have you ever tried to get three small children to all pose nicely for a photo at once? I can believe that they used AI to make a composite image purely because they couldn't get everyone looking good in a solitary shot and spliced a few together.

The problem is that it is so obviously edited and manipulated, they've done more harm than good by releasing it.

next they should release a video of the whole family together but have it look like this

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PRG7VMPxDBU/sddefault.jpg

or one of those late period cheapo Bruce Willis films where he obviously never in the same room as any of the rest of the cast at any point during filming

if i was trying to put an end to internet conspiracy theories i would simply not release a photo pouring fuel on the fire of internet conspiracy theories

my sources say a mandatory kill, due to manipulation, being considered for princess kate. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

First Diana now Kate, the Windsor murder spree continues.

or one of those late period cheapo Bruce Willis films

MANDATORY KILL (2019), 11% Rotten Tomatoes

Oh my God????

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) March 11, 2024

we have been known to dabble

leaving aside the very-obviously-dead princess of wales' 'explanation' of the apparitions captured in that image, you have to wonder what kind of idiots they have advising them on their pr strategy, since supplying doctored images to the media for news purposes is absolutely forbidden

this is still all part of the BECOMING, ppl

i: there was nothing in that little coffin
ii: whatever it is that liz is turning in the forests of balmoral is not yet ready to be seen on our screens
iii: probably it also can't speak yet (still shrieking only)
iv: but it can put ideas of sorts in nearby seeming-human heads…
v: … ideas helpful to liz but not to her hapless so-called “family“
vi: "its hour come round at last slouches towards" etc

"But I gathered that the blasted idiot had all the dreams McReady had, and a few more. He slept beside the thing when we stopped on the trail coming in from Secondary Magnetic, remember. He dreamt the thing was alive, and dreamt more details. And—damn his soul—knew it wasn't all dream, or had reason to. He knew it had telepathic powers that were stirring vaguely, and that it could not only read minds, but project thoughts. They weren't dreams, you see. They were stray thoughts that thing was broadcasting, the way Blair's broadcasting his thoughts now—a sort of telepathic muttering in its sleep… "

lol "I am just an amateur photo-retoucher" is exactly the wrong note to take, inspired work Agent Middleton.

if she posts a link to her Geocities page i'm prepared to believe her

I'm compulsive photo-editor - probably everything I've posted anywhere in the last 15 years has had some sort of edit - and I'm not averse to stepping well over the AP boundaries and doing a bit of cloning and content-aware fill (especially if I lose some background detail in a crop or geometry correction) BUT if I edited a photo like this, it wouldn't even make it to Insta. 3 of the 5 glitches are egregious enough to start over.

But I also agree entirely with Mark S's reading.

#KateMiddleton Actually, to those of us with a background in graphic design, these errors are really amateur. Zoom right in: there are multiple coloured circles where no coloured circles should be. And once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it pic.twitter.com/hn7FgvtcBA

— Sophy Boyle (@wyvernandstar) March 11, 2024

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-08-2023/vt32Gj.gif

my first thought upon encountering this whole sitch was that she did the photoshop herself lmao

He probably wanted to add extra fingers to the kids, so people would know they had royal blood.

theyre going to have to produce her in public arent they

someone on twitter pointed out the real scandal here is how poorly the paint on those window is cut, dont have enough money to hire a professional

What was she trying to accomplish with editing the sleeve?

my analysis of the kate middleton photo saga is that they took her face from the vogue cover she did years ago and edited it in pic.twitter.com/JLXts08zp5

— Ruby Naldrett (@rubynaldrett) March 11, 2024

What was she trying to accomplish with editing the sleeve?

I'd guess that Bill V did a quick hand-held burst (missus) and Kaff made a composite of the shots and didn't blend them right, hence errors.
Tbh, every single time I try to do this (especially without tripod) I end up with the same kind of stuff, so I never bother. If so-and-so's aunt is looking miserable in the best overall shot, tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODIbKWGADo

the vogue cover theory looks pretty convincing but on the other hand k middleton is the kind of person who smiles exactly the same way in every picture

the lighting is completely different and she looks about 8 years younger - but it is uncanny how similar the pose is.

https://t.co/r9s9SLPEd9 pic.twitter.com/kOKGmhjjVx

— John Paul Newman (@johnpaul_newman) March 11, 2024

do any of charles iii's official titles refer to dominion over (northern) ireland?

No equivalent of Lord of the Isles or that kind of thing, but NI is specified in his "royal style":

The precise style of the British sovereign has varied over the years. It is chosen and officially proclaimed by the sovereign.[1] In 2022, King Charles III was proclaimed by the Privy Council to have acceded to the throne with the style:
Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

https://i.postimg.cc/sxgKPLzv/cometokatie.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YScyZXd.jpeg

not to be too conspiratorial, but one very odd detail I noticed on close inspection: that all these people appear to happy and having a good time, despite being obviously British pic.twitter.com/rj0m1X8BAw

— Arthur Spirling (@arthur_spirling) March 12, 2024