thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

Idi Amin apparently had 40 official offspring so plenty to choose from!

the Bolsheviks got a bit carried away with the spring cleaning at times, doing in their parasites in a messy cellar execution deserves top marks imo. One of the great moments of 20th c history that alas never happened in the UK.

So Kate’s uncle Gary is now in Celebrity Big Brother. Perhaps that’s why they’ve all gone to ground.

So Kate’s uncle Gary is now in Celebrity Big Brother. Perhaps that’s why they’ve all gone to ground.

So Kate’s uncle Gary is now in Celebrity Big Brother. Perhaps that’s why they’ve all gone to ground.

Oh ffs apols!

Katy’s uncle Gary has a Big brother Larry in five days from he’s gonna marry

If Charles croaks soon enough (odds look favorable) y'all will be rid of a wanker & crank notorious crank. That's great. But when his kid takes over the throne Charles is keeping warm don't be surprised if there's a much warmer response to his ascension than the synthetic enthusiasm the media drummed up for Charles. Because he's young and he will succeed Charles, who would make anyone look good by comparison.

Katy’s uncle Gary has a Big brother Larry in five days from he’s gonna marry

Prince William is set to take almost two weeks off from royal duties again with the royal diary showing zero engagements for William until the middle of March.

William, 41, made just one engagement last week after pulling out of two major events at the last minute over what Kensington Palace called a “personal matter”.

The last-minute scratching of engagements sparked a media frenzy and renewed concerns about his wife Princess Catherine’s health.

Since the Princess underwent abdominal surgery at the London clinic in January, coincidentally the same hospital where King Charles underwent the prostate surgery that showed he had cancer, the palace has provided little update on Kate’s condition.

here's an update: she's dead

They're all dead, prove me wrong

They’re transferring Chuck’s brain into Kate’s body obv

the palace are still processing the terrible news that she died on the crapper ;;

CyberKate undergoing final testing, unfortunately it keeps making racist comments in public instead of in private

She's wearing sunglasses, which is a bad sign, e.g. Princess Margaret at the Queen mother's 101st birthday.

not necessarily a negative in the torrid political environment of 2024-era britain xp

The Chinese are currently denying all reports of a royal family-targeted virus

Windsoritis

chinese scientists working around the clock to target the virus on one of the world's shallowest gene pools

They’re transferring Chuck’s brain into Kate’s body obv

https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Willem-Dafoe-Poor-Things.png

Anyone know a good Hanover cure?

nice

Very dismal to see ITV willing to let a man who assaulted his wife make it into the Celebrity Big Brother house and potentially win a glorified popularity contest

don't they do that in all the reality vote-off contests?

Well, well…

No comment from Kensington Palace tonight after at least 3 international pictures agencies refuse to distribute this morning’s photo of Kate and her children. Some of them (@AP ) have claimed “the source [the palace] has manipulated the image”. pic.twitter.com/ppOwDtPr9P

— Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv) March 10, 2024

terrible to subject those innocent children to fake ai pics of their dead mother with unfeasibly long arms.

Did they spot Louis (?) crossing his fingers? Proof positive the kid knows it's all a lie, he's Albion's last hope in this time of trial.

terrible to subject those innocent children to fake ai pics of their dead mother with unfeasibly long arms.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino)

oh hang on does that mean this is happening to them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPZ3j5j2mg

how is the royal family doing

My theory is that a radiation blast from the dying Queen has caused this plethora of irradiated royals

prob what happened

Well, the Kill Notification is out. It’s just a matter of time now.

I hope they named that kid Louis so that they’ll renew their claim to the throne of France

yep, she’s dead

I can believe that there's a less nefarious motive behind releasing an edited photo - have you ever tried to get three small children to all pose nicely for a photo at once? I can believe that they used AI to make a composite image purely because they couldn't get everyone looking good in a solitary shot and spliced a few together.

The problem is that it is so obviously edited and manipulated, they've done more harm than good by releasing it.

next they should release a video of the whole family together but have it look like this

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PRG7VMPxDBU/sddefault.jpg

or one of those late period cheapo Bruce Willis films where he obviously never in the same room as any of the rest of the cast at any point during filming

if i was trying to put an end to internet conspiracy theories i would simply not release a photo pouring fuel on the fire of internet conspiracy theories

my sources say a mandatory kill, due to manipulation, being considered for princess kate. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

First Diana now Kate, the Windsor murder spree continues.

or one of those late period cheapo Bruce Willis films

MANDATORY KILL (2019), 11% Rotten Tomatoes

Oh my God????

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) March 11, 2024

we have been known to dabble

leaving aside the very-obviously-dead princess of wales' 'explanation' of the apparitions captured in that image, you have to wonder what kind of idiots they have advising them on their pr strategy, since supplying doctored images to the media for news purposes is absolutely forbidden

this is still all part of the BECOMING, ppl

i: there was nothing in that little coffin
ii: whatever it is that liz is turning in the forests of balmoral is not yet ready to be seen on our screens
iii: probably it also can't speak yet (still shrieking only)
iv: but it can put ideas of sorts in nearby seeming-human heads…
v: … ideas helpful to liz but not to her hapless so-called “family“
vi: "its hour come round at last slouches towards" etc

"But I gathered that the blasted idiot had all the dreams McReady had, and a few more. He slept beside the thing when we stopped on the trail coming in from Secondary Magnetic, remember. He dreamt the thing was alive, and dreamt more details. And—damn his soul—knew it wasn't all dream, or had reason to. He knew it had telepathic powers that were stirring vaguely, and that it could not only read minds, but project thoughts. They weren't dreams, you see. They were stray thoughts that thing was broadcasting, the way Blair's broadcasting his thoughts now—a sort of telepathic muttering in its sleep… "

lol "I am just an amateur photo-retoucher" is exactly the wrong note to take, inspired work Agent Middleton.

if she posts a link to her Geocities page i'm prepared to believe her

I'm compulsive photo-editor - probably everything I've posted anywhere in the last 15 years has had some sort of edit - and I'm not averse to stepping well over the AP boundaries and doing a bit of cloning and content-aware fill (especially if I lose some background detail in a crop or geometry correction) BUT if I edited a photo like this, it wouldn't even make it to Insta. 3 of the 5 glitches are egregious enough to start over.

But I also agree entirely with Mark S's reading.

#KateMiddleton Actually, to those of us with a background in graphic design, these errors are really amateur. Zoom right in: there are multiple coloured circles where no coloured circles should be. And once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it pic.twitter.com/hn7FgvtcBA

— Sophy Boyle (@wyvernandstar) March 11, 2024

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