WTF?: "Seinfeld"'s Michael 'Kramer' Richards in Weird-o-Rama Onstage Meltdown

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thx geoff!


(ok tying into weird white paranoia ade or nabisco - i get em confused - were mentioning above) there's this one highway exit near auburn alabama that pretty much from what i can tell all ga bulldogs fans are gonna hit anytime the auburn-ga game is there (context), one of the last exits before you're back in ga. i'm driving back thru alabama late one night and i stop at this exit for gas and to use the john and inside the restroom is just an insane amount of lengthy detailed like unabomber manifesto level stuff from different people or pens at least about how 1) blacks run alabama (different term than 'blacks' used obv) 2) blacks have it so easy in alabama and get away with stuff that liberals won't let whites get away 3) and this is why alabama isn't better off. it was damn near a detailed position paper on pro-segregation, anti-affirmative action, o if only whites had the same rights that blacks take for granted, and how come they get to use the n word btw. literally four walls covered with the stuff. and then, the saving grace that saved me from being merely repulsed/terrified by it and amplified how happy i was gonna be to be back in ga (where of course we don't have racism lol), written above this mess above the toilet oblivious of the surrounding white rage: "GO DAWGS!!!"

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

for the brits: blacks don't run alabama, not actually responsible for alabama not being better off

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

blount, i saw an almost-exact-same restroom treatise on black people in kingston, ontario of all places. y'know, where there's hardly any black people!

white people be fucked up and weird, film at 11.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Did it say "GO DAWGS"?

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Because that would be the weird bit, you see.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

it's gonna be so weird if KRAMER provokes the 'open, honest national discussion about race' that katrina famously didn't. if bush or pelosi feel compelled to comment on this eventually i'm gonna lmao. this fucking country.


lol the ontario one said 'GO ARGONAUTS!!!'

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

naw it had some sort of hockey bullshit on there, i don't understand that crap.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

the biggest hockey fan i know is from alabama! admittedly 'biggest hockey fan i know' not a tough title to claim. not like 'biggest racist i know' lol.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Quick omnibus post:

I mean, seriously, you'd think that last response was pretty fucked up, wouldn't you?

I would! It's a good thing, then, that no one made that argument. (Describing a phenomenon isn't the same as arguing on behalf of it, or making excuses for it.)

I don't think that anyone's irredeemable, but the way that other people use the word "racist" makes me think that they do, which is why I hesitate to use it. A lot of the time, I *do* get a "witch hunt" vibe rather than a "helpful learning experience" vibe. This could all be a huge misunderstanding, though.

No, I think you're OTM, and this is what troubles me about the word "racist" -- the witch-hunt, otherizing vibe of it (ironically enough). I don't know there's any way around it, though -- in other words, I don't know there's any way to make "racism" a strongly negative value, as it should be, without making "racists" a category of (in essence) non-persons, the Evil Other, people outside the social contract who Aren't Like Us who it's OK to hate. And I don't find that impulse trustworthy.

I would love to know what those guys said to him that made him absolutely flip out like that.

I think we all would, yeah.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

(I have to say, though -- "the Evil Other, people outside the social contract who Aren't Like Us who it's OK to hate" -- it's white people who do this, almost as if determined to purge the thing that hits close to home.)

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

LOL, hockey, who cares.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

No, my point re: mechanics is that in every other circumstance...

Fair enough, nabisco, and his outburst was alarming, though I've always thought of Richards as the kind of person I would avoid anyway due to plain weirdness, but the point that jaymc was making, I think, was that people are or are not mechanics in a much more concrete way than they are or are not racists. Everybody who's not a saint has said or thought something at somepoint in their lives that conflates indivduals with whole swathes of the population that share some historical or genetic similarity.

I also want to say that even as a mutt of European extraction, I don't understand the 'how come 'cracker' isn't as objectionable as nigger complaint'. First off, it strikes me as an argument for just the opposite: how come 'nigger' isn't as 'acceptable' as 'cracker'? Secondly, 'cracker' offends me but how can it be expected to carry the same threat of degradation, objectification, violence and oppression as 'nigger'? Implying I'm a racist by way of 'cracker' isn't the same thing as calling as referring to someone of African descent in a way that implies that they're hardly human and only good enough for servitude. Thirdly, it's not as if refraining from calling people hurtful epithets is based merely on some kind of racial truce. If calling me 'cracker' is tantamount to saying that I have carte blanche (see what I did there?) to say 'nigger' then it's special pleading by a racist, 'cause anyone else, without regard to the person's race, would say 'asshole'.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Lurker OTM, as usual.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i've seen semi-pro hockey games in mobile, alabama. it's not understandable to see why a game where 99.99999% of the participants are white would be sorta popular.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

popular among white people, i mean.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Probably for the same reason that rodeo isn't quite as popular in MN as it is in CO.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Who you callin' hockey?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

rodeo's probably popular in some parts of mn!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

"the Evil Other, people outside the social contract who Aren't Like Us who it's OK to hate" -- it's white people who do this

Fixed.

(It would be a shame if this was my only contribtion to the thread, but pretty much all of the rest of my views are "nabisco OTM". Hey, maybe that's what happened, Michael Richards had an fair and sensitive funny-till-it-hurts set all written, and Paul Rodrigeuz went on before him and stole it, leaving Richards to wander the untrodden paths...)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

pleasant plains what's the rzrbacks odds w/ the bcs? they pretty much screwed no matter what? "rodeo"s popular everywhere guys, garth brooks was like the biggest selling artist of the 90s.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

blount otm re: rodeo and garth tho garth's pop much higher, obv. i hope arkansas wins the sec.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

If the "ignore" function was active, I'd be ignoring just about everybody on this thread except for hstencil.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

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It depends on how you define racism. I find myself sometimes jumping to conclusions about people based on how they look. For instance, I'm surprised when someone who looks very middle class and conventional turns out to like edgy music. Yes, I'm a racist in that sense. Are you?

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I really want to hear "Rodeo" now. The only Garth I have in iTunes is "Thunder Rolls" - good, but no "Rodeo."

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

xpost There's a reason he was banned, you know. So we wouldn't have to hear from him anymore.

Noilly Prat (kenan), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

yo Maria he was banned for a reason! We know he's a moron.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i got friends in low places, like arkansas, ontario, etc.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ontario is much higher than NY, jorel.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

but kingston (the only place i've been in ont.) is really fuckin' country!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kingston.edu/images/logo-edu-200w.gif

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's a college town mixed with a rodeo town.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

if by rodeo you mean hockey, then yeah

kingston:canada::san pedro de macoris:dominican republic

(the baseball fans will understand this)

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

rodeo's probably popular in some parts of mn!
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), November 21st, 2006. (hstencil)

there were a couple of dudes in my high school that were into being pro rodeo riders (southern MN)..they were cool guys, absolutely crazy, they be all like "oh yeah i got a punctured lung no biggie" unreal.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i had a lebanese-american friend growing up in louisville who i think tried some amateur rodeo riding until he got injured. funny weird stuff.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

one dude got all his teeth knocked out by a horn to the mouth.

but yeah i mean rodeo's not like huge in rural mn like it is out west, but we always had one at the county fair when i was a kid, i would always get excited for it...i won a Rondo (obscure mountain dew-ish brand of pop) there once at the fair rodeo in a raffle.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

man it's really time for me to get a new handle if I can't do 5 fuckin posts without somebody named lurker talking about "my next album"

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i mean rodeo's not like huge in rural mn like it is out west

That's all I was sayin'.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - Who the fuck are you, anyway?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

he's the main dude from the decemberists

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

his birth name is trevor smith but you may know him as busta rhymes.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

he's Tupac, hiding out in the Bahamas.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was shawn carter?!?!?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fireice.ca/dane%20cook%20with%20monkey.jpg

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Arkansas obviously has to win out. There's a certain danger in looking ahead to FLA in the SEC title game and getting beat Friday by LSU. And USC needs to get beat by somebody. The realistic expectation should ARK win out would be a Sugar Bowl game versus Notre Dame or even a rematch with USC.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

thomas tallis is kip winger

gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

GO MONKEY, GO!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas, maybe they are talking about this?

http://www.singers.com/choral/choralimages3/TallisSpem200.gif

But yeah.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

xp Louis CK has monkey assassins?

nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

thomas tallis is the monkey what murdered dane cook

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)


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