thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

Tumorregnum

i expect this will have subdued media coverage and i won't hear anything else about it for months

Anglicancer

Interested to see if he’s going to treat it with homeopathy tbh

let's hope so, we'll get another bank holiday

Btw I thought of Tumorregnum first, then Anglicancer, then Cancerbury Cathedral, then Saxe-Coburg and Goiter, then the Royal House of Tumor.

Of these, I don't think I can improve on Anglicancer.

But Royal House of Tumor has potential. Thoughts welcome.

Pray for the Regal Colon

One more bank hol!

God save our gracious :
May it not become a ;

Sorry that's one more day off because of the extra coronation

his grandad had the right idea - stay in the pink, with ciggies and drink. If I was his doctor I'd prescribe him 30 cigarettes and a bottle of Glenlivet a day.

rip big man, heaven needed a sausage-fingered racist

Live: View of Buckingham Palace after King Charles cancer diagnosis announced
https://t.co/dIDxnlYUAQ

— The Independent (@Independent) February 5, 2024

Can't wait to go through all of this again 🤩

pls tell me someone left an alf

better start queuing

Okay maybe we need to keep him on a... wait for it.. short reign

I agree with all those world leaders who are wishing him a speedy recovery ... so I don't have to listen to this fucking shite 24/7 for the next God knows how long.

The best thing these people can do is die so we can have more coronation holidays.

Then we'll get William, who's likely to live for another 60 years and who most people prefer to his unpleasant wanker of a father.

He'll be murdered.

By Harry.

Going to be a real letdown if this guy lives for another 15-20 years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepalese_royal_massacre

(xp) William's exact words on hearing the news.

A government-appointed inquiry team named Crown Prince Dipendra as perpetrator of the massacre. Dipendra slipped into a coma after shooting himself in the head. Dipendra was declared King of Nepal while comatose after the death of King Birendra.

Now that's a scenario. Shooting your family, then yourself in the head, and continuing to reign in a comatose state for 15-20 years. Really ups the ante on anti-monarchic sentiments, just behind xyzzzz's wish for a string of 3-day reigns resulting in a year of bank holidays.

This thread is very death metal

The Nepalis abolished the monarchy a few years later.

Gawd bless you sir

I can't stop thinking about #PrinceWilliam right now. His mother died when he was young. His lovely wife has been sick. His father now has Cancer. And now he has to deal with his jealous brother scheming around. Continue to be strong my great future King. #PrinceWilliamIsAKing pic.twitter.com/uGwTCSoSDT

— stormy seas (@BillyDouglass7) February 5, 2024

... the big C indeed.

https://rlv.zcache.co.uk/i_hope_you_die_thank_you_card-rcc70edb1dab349058dba6769cfc9e854_udf2n_492.jpg

I've already sent him a card (with anthrax spores in it)

xxxp re Nepal it was probably thought best to leave it after all that unpleasantness, which in a better world would also be the approach taken with the British monarchy

love the tasteful crop on that pic of wills which carefully elides his upsetting baldness

it doesn't work, because he is spiritually bald

credit where credit's due, the royals' multi-generational experiment to create increasingly awful forms of baldness is really paying off on the scalp of the heir apparent

no hair apparent amirite

ilxor dot com poster DESTROYS william, prince of wales

it's sad because we do it to ourselves

tracer you need stay out on this imo you have a full thriving head of locks

men should go back to periwigs

I reckon they're snuffing him out to save the monarchy from itself. probably the same crew who did diana

Really ups the ante on anti-monarchic sentiments, just behind xyzzzz's wish for a string of 3-day reigns resulting in a year of bank holidays.

― Nabozo, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

We've had 3 x PMs in a year. Don't think this is a lot to ask tbh

The line of Royal Succession as it stands:

1. The Prince of Wales
2. Prince George of Wales
3. Princess Charlotte of Wales
4. Prince Louis of Wales
5. The Duke of Sussex
6. Prince Archie of Sussex
7. Princess Lilibet of Sussex
8. The Duke of York
9. Princess Beatrice, Mrs. Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi
10. Miss Sienna Mapelli Mozzi
11. Princess Eugenie, Mrs. Jack Brooksbank
12. Master August Brooksbank
13. Master Ernest Brooksbank
14. The Duke of Edinburgh
15. Earl of Wessex
16. The Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor
17. The Princess Royal
18. Mr. Peter Phillips
19. Miss Savannah Phillips
20. Miss Isla Phillips
21. Mrs. Michael Tindall
22. Miss Mia Tindall
23. Miss Lena Tindall
24. Master Lucas Tindall

Did that from memory

nerd

Wonder what number I am

King Noodle, Vegas lounge singer

25. Master Bloby

32. Mr. Gareth "Gaz" Coombes

Just need to get rid of numbers 1 to 4 for a full-on popular revolution.

wait, there could be a "King Archie" someday?