Things you were shockingly old when you learned

I now hope that I'm shockingly old when I learn the answer to that question!

I didn’t have it as bad in the feet or hands but the throat was just awful, felt like what I imagine swallowing glass to feel like. To many more years for us both!

was listening to the radio while driving earlier today and they happened to be taking about the Grammys and it suddenly occurred to me that "Grammy" comes from "gramophone"

what did you think it came from?!

being as old as yer nan

I thought it was something to do with cocaine

what did you think it came from?!

It was from the Fall’s album Grotesque

Your dear old Grammy decides the winners.

yer grammy on bongos

huge lol calzino

The awards are made of a custom metal alloy called grammium

Fun fact: porn awards are called the Rammys

^ That is a stupid and juvenile joke, by the way. There are Rammy Awards, but unfortunately they are given to restaurants.

https://www.therammys.org/

That said? I hear your mom got one.

Because she is a distinguished restaurateur.

https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/rammy

porn awards are the AVN Awards, and the International Male Escort awards are the Hookies, for anyone interested.

i once worked for a porn studio that had won an award for “funniest film title.”

i won "Funniest Attempt at Sex by a Supporting Actor"

Today: that Sue Ryder, who gives her name to the bereavement and palliative care charity, was married to Leonard Cheshire.

George Harrison had a tonsillectomy 55 years ago today, a few days after the rooftop concert.

With all due respect, no one expected you to have known that.

hey once i'm shockingly old i'll update this thread every time i learn something too

i'm sure that joke has been made several times in this thread before

Sorta depends on whether you were the receptionist at Harrison's NHS clinic at the time

that if you whisper instrux to alexa it whispers back, which made me actual laugh

watching "yeast" and there's a particular scene where i'm going "naaaaah, that can't be those directors even at the year that film was made!" but i was wrong!

Ludo isn't called Ludo in the US.

Parcheesi, baby. That's totally one of those things I've only heard of in movies/books. Never actually seen it or played it myself.

in Canton, Ohio, it is referred to as Ludo Shuffle

I had never heard of it referred to as Ludo until today.

Woah, just connected that with "ludus" as the term for a gladiator school. Cf. Spartacus.

Parcheesi is a corruption of Pachisi, iirc; it was marketed as "the royal game of India"

It literally means "I play" in Latin.

ludicris

"ludicrous" is from the same root, yes (meaning "a form of amusement").

If anything. it would make more sense if the game was called Parcheesi in the UK than the US, given that we would presumably have first encountered it during the Raj.

Thought maybe Ludo was originally a brand name, and this does appear to be the case: it was patented under that name here in 1896. When I was a kid I had a version called Hopalong Ludo, where if you landed on the same square as your opponent, you put your counter atop theirs, then they had to give your counter a ride once it was their turn. Can't recall who won if you reached the finish in this situation though: maybe the game was then tied?

Favourite international name for the game is the German one: Mensch ärgere Dich nicht (Man, Don't Get Angry)!

Best derivative of the Latin 'ludo' - the extinct flying reptile LUDODACTYLUS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludodactylus

to be clear i am angry that i am being made to play the game LUDO (1896), literally and by far the world's most boring board game even in the hopalong variant

that the nintendo racing game F-Zero is a pun on the formula racing nomenclature that I somehow missed, F-Zero being F1 but "one louder"

xp Ludo boring? Maybe so, but it wasn't the game that adults point-blank refused to play with me when I was a kid, that would be SNAKES & LADDERS (also Indian, originally) which I think was so despised because it was too much like life - they were probably all thinking of the times they'd been dealt a metaphorical snake on square 99.

Today I learned: monkfish is a kind of anglerfish, with a little fish-duping/-dooming lure and everything.

Although puppeteer Kermit Love worked on Sesame Street, Kermit the Frog isn't named after him!

Found out yesterday that Lord Shaftesbury was a significant early Christian Zionist. Think I'd thought of him more positively until then.but as a prominent English Victorian he's bound to be well dodge. Even with the altruism.

Reminds me of the alternative title for The Glass Bead Game, which was Magister Ludi, which I think means "Master of the Game."

Maybe I just forgot but today I learned that David Lowery was also the singer in Cracker.

which of his other jobs do you know him from, because…

camper van b

yeah, CVB

xp yeah monkfish are enormous and hideous and delicious

Poor man's lobster, as it was sometimes called. Maybe still is.

ha just about wrote that

I was reading Asterix in Britain with my daughter and realised, in the section where Obelix shakes Anticlimax by the hand too violently, his injury is not, in fact, a weirdly inflamed crotch, but just a knee drawn from a weird perspective.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/0c/13/200c13c686c33ae21fcf521895a946e7.jpg

That The Weeknd's "I Feel It Coming" was co-written and produced by Daft Punk. I've heard it played by random Dutch dj's at corporate events I've worked at in the past year - a man's gotta pay the rent - and grown to really love the damned song.