It happens to us all in the end
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 3 February 2024 18:45 (two years ago)
Wolves I am too hungover for bullshit let's go
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:04 (two years ago)
These kits make me think of Stratego
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:10 (two years ago)
Lol @ Chelsea
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:22 (two years ago)
Hojlund is clicking into gear nicely
― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:28 (two years ago)
looks a very good player, have felt for him tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:31 (two years ago)
yeah
he's gotten shite service all season. Like entire matches going by without anyone finding him with a cross or a through ball
― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:37 (two years ago)
GET IN
lmao loving these deflected goals
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 14:44 (two years ago)
YES
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:25 (two years ago)
Lolsea
Poch out?
― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:28 (two years ago)
are people *still* saying that?
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:33 (two years ago)
Mudryk's neck tatts are hideous
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:37 (two years ago)
I was going to say I'm not sure if Poch will last the season.
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:41 (two years ago)
Cunha with the weirdest hat trick
Game
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2024 15:43 (two years ago)
Who is Sky Sports' co-commentator on the Brentford-MC match? That accent has fascinated me for years and I want to learn where it's from.
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Monday, 5 February 2024 20:45 (two years ago)
it's Alan Smith for me?
― nxd, Monday, 5 February 2024 21:03 (two years ago)
will throw it on now
whats alan smiths accent? leicesterish!
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:05 (two years ago)
that should be a question mark
i never knew he was 6ft 3
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:06 (two years ago)
south of birmingham sez wiki
will never ever understand how a cross in to that area finds a man unmarked by a centre half
i know ill sound prehistoric but fuck me, lads if ye only have one job its that
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:15 (two years ago)
The other guy w/Smith, I think it's Seb Hutchinson. The slight introduction of a "w" sound when pronouncing r's, I'm going down a rwabbit/wrabbit hole and it seems there's some disagreement whether it's a regional accent or a slight speech impediment? Like, he just said "it's a gwreat chance"
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:22 (two years ago)
i think speech impediment but ill give a good listen now
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:24 (two years ago)
but tbh are you not describing smith there?
One of my daughter's best childhood friends did this and I think she got picked up a lot of pronunciations via her father who had a moderate hearing loss.
xp well they never show the booth guys talking so I don't know which one is which. I think of Smith as the play-by-play guy and Hutchinson is the deeper-voiced color commentator but maybe I have it backward.
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:26 (two years ago)
Sorry for derail, this isn't the regional accents thread
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:28 (two years ago)
you would not believe the derails weve had over the years, and in a lot better matches than this
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:30 (two years ago)
enjoying reguilons crossbow arc crosses from deep
foden hat trick
feet so quick, so decisive
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:31 (two years ago)
instructive to see what a man city goalie can do without action taken vsthe fouls out goalie has to endure without a whistle in each of our recent games
by which i mean this league is stinking and every ref is a cunt
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:42 (two years ago)
blue cards
― Number None, Friday, 9 February 2024 10:17 (two years ago)
just part of football's optimisation arc, see also expanded major tournaments and the same teams winning everything forever
― imago, Friday, 9 February 2024 10:19 (two years ago)
Can we exchange VAR for blue cards? I'd take that.
― cajunsunday, Friday, 9 February 2024 10:24 (two years ago)
Football needs a 'card rainbow' - red, yellow, blue, green, orange, indigo and violet. Also cards can be challenged in real time and the appeal judged by AI.
― the most powerful man in cornish politics (Matt #2), Friday, 9 February 2024 12:17 (two years ago)
Countdown to breakaway "realness" league continues
― wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 February 2024 13:40 (two years ago)
Apropos of nothing I had an anxiety dream last night where Luton were drawing 6-6 with either Villa or Burnley, and I was following it online praying they wouldn't find a winner, but then they did 13 minutes into injury time
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 February 2024 13:49 (two years ago)
You've somehow turned that into an anxiety dream for me too as we're the only club to ever win 7-6 in English football league history. Unparalleled depravity
― imago, Friday, 9 February 2024 13:51 (two years ago)
still say, take away VAR for offside, instead send the players a text message that says "Ur offside" in real time
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:47 (two years ago)
Cunha hurt and departing. Ugh
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 15:19 (two years ago)
Non contact injury too. The worrying type
Bellegarde coming in
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 15:20 (two years ago)
Wolves concede first, shocker
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 15:36 (two years ago)
there we go Dawson!
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 16:09 (two years ago)
goal rescinded due to a fraction of centimeter of a toe. fuck VAR, fucking sick o this shit.
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 16:11 (two years ago)
Wolves just completely dominating and pulling Brentford out of shape but this has the eerie feeling of "well VAR chalked off our goal, now we're too in our heads to finish again", but hope to be wrong there.
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 16:25 (two years ago)
fuck this
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2024 16:36 (two years ago)
spurs horrible, passing is shockingly bad and they are second to everything
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 February 2024 16:44 (two years ago)
centre halves used to defend crosses
im an old fart i know but whats the fucking job these days at all
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:19 (two years ago)
ye will already be seeing the potential for fuckery
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2024 15:05 (two years ago)
just once youd like a ref to have a homer at our place, already getting none of the scrappy decisions
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2024 15:08 (two years ago)
Xpost Hwang ridiculous miss, kinda feel like VAR woulda pulled it back for foul in buildup
This has the makings of a wild one
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 15:09 (two years ago)