“I can hear those champagne bottle corks popping in Moscow — like it’s Christmas every fucking day": US Politics, February 2024

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the unstated thing is often that agriprocessing, farming, physical labor jobs generally rely on a stream of inexpensive younger laborers that’s been filled by immigrants

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 2 February 2024 20:55 (two years ago)

the Biden Administration has proposed minimum staffing levels at residential care facilities, and inexpensive younger labor can help with that as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 February 2024 21:00 (two years ago)

New border legislation the White House says it "strongly supports" would grant the Homeland Security Secretary the power to summarily deport undocumented immigrants at his "sole and unreviewable discretion" during border emergencies pic.twitter.com/lyLg7KPsyh

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 5, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 5 February 2024 07:41 (two years ago)

sounds legit

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 February 2024 08:32 (two years ago)

fuck this country

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 5 February 2024 12:19 (two years ago)

lol.. fuck this asshole

In a contentious interview, the senator also suggested that Trump should ignore “illegitimate” US supreme court rulings.

The interview ended badly, with the network cutting to a commercial break after Stephanopoulos told Vance he had made it “very clear” he believed a president can defy the supreme court.

“No, no, George …” Vance said before the sound was cut.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 February 2024 19:09 (two years ago)

He went to Yale Law School, he knows better. Fuck him, the freakish little opportunist.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 February 2024 19:25 (two years ago)

Pfft, just because someone went to an elite law school, you expect them to know about, and adhere to, laws?

Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2024 19:28 (two years ago)

Well, tbf, with Yale it is sometimes touch and go.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 February 2024 19:32 (two years ago)

"Hi Dad, I'm at Yale!"

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 5 February 2024 19:33 (two years ago)

lol

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2024 19:38 (two years ago)

A South Dakota tribe has banned the state’s Republican governor, Kristi Noem, from one of the US’s largest reservations after she spoke this week about wanting to send razor wire and security personnel to Texas to help deter immigration at the southern border with Mexico.

The Oglala Sioux tribe president said Noem’s ban from the Pine Ridge reservation resulted from the fact that many arriving at the US border with Mexico are Indigenous people from places like El Salvador, Guatemala and Mexico, who come “in search of jobs and a better life”.

“Due to the safety of the Oyate, effective immediately, you are hereby Banished from the homelands of the Oglala Sioux Tribe!” Star Comes Out said in a Friday statement addressed to Noem. “Oyate” is a word for people or nation.

Also... for the Great Real Names thread: Frank Star Comes Out

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 February 2024 19:40 (two years ago)

Good for them.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 February 2024 19:42 (two years ago)

(Old joke: "Can you explain this four-year gap in your resume?"

"That's when I went to Yale."

"Okay, great, you're hired."

"Thanks, I really need this yob.")

Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:19 (two years ago)

Scott Adams did almost that same joke in Dilbert many years ago. “So Sven, I heard you went to Yale?” “I yust got out last week.”

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:23 (two years ago)

Oglala Lakota in Pine Ridge is my tribe, she got banned from the rez a few years back once already IRRC, so it's nothing new.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:25 (two years ago)

The Oglala seriously should start erecting razor wire and guard towers at their borders. They’re an actual sovereign nation, unlike Texas.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:25 (two years ago)

Boring, I am shocked (SHOCKED) to hear that the knee-slappin' rib-ticklin' humor of Scott Adams might be somewhat recycled.

Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:44 (two years ago)

disgusted that this is probably good politics

President Biden: The toughest reforms to secure the border ever likely won't even move forward to the Senate floor. Why? Donald Trump. He’d rather weaponize this issue than actually solve it. So he’s threatening Republicans and they are caving to him pic.twitter.com/74IvYZ3sW5

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) February 6, 2024

(as suggested in https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/upshot/biden-economy-border-polls.html)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 19:13 (two years ago)

Yeah, I think they tacitly agreed to several really awful provisions because they knew it wouldn't pass anyway

Another case of 'dog catches car' for the GOP

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 19:21 (two years ago)

doesn't seem thrilled

McCONNELL when asked by @frankthorp if he misread his conference: “I followed the instructions of my conference… It was my side that wanted to tackle the border. We started it. Obviously with a Democratic president and a Democratic Senate, our negotiators had to deal with them.”

— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) February 6, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 19:34 (two years ago)

pretty bleak that trump-era policy is basically the official democratic party line on immigration though.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:02 (two years ago)

We're currently harvesting what the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation, formerly known as the School of the Americas, sowed.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:11 (two years ago)

GOP- “policy not quite inhumane and racist as it needs to be.”

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:17 (two years ago)

When the GOP presidential nominee says he wants to setup huge concentration camps to deport migrants, I guess they have a (sick) point.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:19 (two years ago)

The problem is, I don't know what the Dems want except what they're proposing: the most ruthless border policy bill in history, giving a president unprecedented power. Schumer and Jeffries know the GOP will reject it because Trump will, and so the Dems like the GOP stall until November. The Dem governors bleat because it's an election year and They Can't Look Weak. It's all a fucking pantomime.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:24 (two years ago)

except it isn’t, it has real consequences and people die because of it

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:14 (two years ago)

i mean obviously you know that but that any of this is a debate at all makes me absolutely livid, sorry for my fire, not directed at you

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:15 (two years ago)

That's my point, though! People will die between now and November.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:18 (two years ago)

The political class seems largely indifferent to such deaths.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:36 (two years ago)

It's not Aunt Dottie crossing into Macallan.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:39 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AhhXAe_mxE

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:42 (two years ago)

And of course it’s the same fucking strategy that they tried under Obama, of looking so tough on immigration that Republicans will definitely give them credit and certainly not accuse them of supporting open borders anyway.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:00 (two years ago)

I thought this was a worthwhile interview on Radio War Nerd:

Radio War Nerd EP 424 — Iran Inside Washington's Head, feat. Trita Parsi
Feb 06 2024
Guest: Trita Parsi
Recorded: February 5, 2024
We talk to Trita Parsi about Washington's unhealthy obsession with Iran, what it means to be an Iran-backed Iraqi militia group & the absurdity of Late American Empire.

https://podcastaddict.com/war-nerd-radio-subscriber-feed/episode/170931018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:03 (two years ago)

ppl generally like to be where they are. What policies would reasonably promote THAT? what does that mean for just policy?

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:23 (two years ago)

Thread title delivers:

Tucker Carlson apparently pictured in Russia amid rumours of interview with Putin
Former Fox News host, who is sympathetic to the Russian president, appeared in Kremlin media at a performance of Spartacus in Moscow

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:45 (two years ago)

(pops champagne bottle)

Taylor Slift (sleeve), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:47 (two years ago)

Impeachment fails I think

Holy shit-- Blake Moore of Utah voted no, final tally is 214-216.

— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) February 6, 2024

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:48 (two years ago)

nice

Taylor Slift (sleeve), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:48 (two years ago)

Jesus, imagine putting impeachment on the floor when you haven’t counted the votes

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:51 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/S5bmWcu.gif

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:54 (two years ago)

PBS News Hour confirms it has failed

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:54 (two years ago)

hahahahah

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:57 (two years ago)

Three Republicans — Colorado Rep. Ken Buck, Wisconsin Rep. Mike Gallagher and California Rep. Tom McClintock — joined the Democrats in voting against the resolution to impeach Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

GOP Rep. Blake Moore joined the no side to allow House Republicans to bring up the vote again.

The House GOP also has three vacancies after the departures of Kevin McCarthy and Bill Johnson, and the expulsion of George Santos.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 23:58 (two years ago)

Lol

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:06 (two years ago)

What a fucking embarrassment.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:06 (two years ago)

cool country

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:13 (two years ago)

too bad, so sad

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:14 (two years ago)

When you can't even get your shit together to do meaningless trolling.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:21 (two years ago)

Mike Johnson has obviously got off to a stumbling start, this is a self-inflicted face plant at the worst time for his conference

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:24 (two years ago)

Tobo, that's where I usually keep my children. They are pretty cool.

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 March 2024 03:45 (two years ago)

I think the local guy who was in prison for J6 stuff is somehow close to release already. His public statement via his attorney was very much “I’ve seen the error of my ways” but I think there’s a close to zero chance that he doesn’t do something else dumb.

He violated his pre-trial terms once by using his wife’s phone to watch the mypillow guy’s conference

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 1 March 2024 14:16 (two years ago)

lol, that's probably one of the saddest sentences I've ever read. Imagine risking more jail time to watch the fuckin' mypillow guy rant.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 March 2024 15:04 (two years ago)

put the mypillow guy in jail and everyone wins

rob, Friday, 1 March 2024 15:10 (two years ago)

Idiot wind is blowing gale force through many trees these days.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 1 March 2024 15:10 (two years ago)

Hey what's the March thread title going to be?
I vote "Uncommitmentum"

EMPRETY UKXEPCTED TWITS (President Keyes), Friday, 1 March 2024 15:59 (two years ago)

What was that thing Trump's on to now, "Languages nobody's ever heard of before"?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 March 2024 16:31 (two years ago)

"We have languages coming into our country. We have nobody that even speaks those languages. They’re truly foreign languages. Nobody speaks them, and they’re pouring into our country, and they’re bringing with them tremendous problems, including medical problems, as you know.”

BrianB, Friday, 1 March 2024 17:06 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvOoR8m0oms

EMPRETY UKXEPCTED TWITS (President Keyes), Friday, 1 March 2024 17:08 (two years ago)

The whole Hunter Biden transcript is full of fun stuff:

https://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Hunter-Biden-Transcript_Redacted.pdf

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 March 2024 17:20 (two years ago)


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