RIP Rudy Giuliani

It's really hard to believe how hard he's fallen since his halcyon days in the 80s

He was always a shameless attention-seeker, he just crashed and burned when he came within Trump's orbit.

forget the 80s, the 2000s americas mayor, he was mayor of the whole country, because of terrorism

yeah all he had to do once he was done as mayor was chill out and shut up and he'd have been set for life, but trump tempted him to his own self-destruction.

not that he wasn't an absolute piece of shit through and through the entire time obv

Booze and age have clearly taken a toll, also.

judgment, competence, reputation—

one of the greatest, most hilarious, and most notable crashes ever

Hunt3r’s American HistoryTM

https://i.imgur.com/2f0jr00.png

he lived long enough to see himself become the villain its like Shakespeare

i didnt know shakespeare became the villain

watch one movie bro cmon

i might

forget the 80s, the 2000s americas mayor, he was mayor of the whole country, because of terrorism

the guy announced a separation from his wife in a press conference, before telling her. he was always nuts.
https://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/11/nyregion/mayor-s-separation-overview-giuliani-his-wife-16-years-are-separating.html

i didnt know shakespeare became the villain

so good fwiw

and bur yeah, so many things demand re-inspectation really, amirite

That's Giuliani's voodoo: he turns Shakespeare into a villain

Astonished by that Time cover. Did they really superimpose him atop a tower post-9/11? Sometimes I forget how insane and on-the-nose everything was back then.

Yeah I think anyone who wouldn't know Rudy Giuliani pre-trump just has no idea how people responded to him at the time of 9/11, he had it all for a minute

Four Seasons Total Divorce

lol

JUST IN: Judge Howell upholds the jury's defamation verdict against Rudy Giuliani in a 48-page opinion.https://t.co/dso7cRM1wM pic.twitter.com/I5ZHr00HXL

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) April 15, 2024

rudy lost a plum gig

John Catsimatidis, a New York billionaire, Republican donor and owner of WABC, told the New York Times: “We’re not going to talk about fallacies of the November 2020 election. We warned him once. We warned him twice. And I get a text from him last night, and I get a text from him this morning that he refuses not to talk about it.

“So he left me no option. I suspended him.”

Giuliani later said he had been fired.

what the hell is he doing

If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning: 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can’t count votes. pic.twitter.com/iOv6cB0xXD

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) May 18, 2024

this dude went from the 9/11 mayor to the guy who's gonna shitpost himself into suicide by cop

Someone has findmyiphone on

He is drunker than anyone ever has been

Looks like they found him

The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani nobody is above the law. https://t.co/rer9hi8cTf

— AZ Attorney General Kris Mayes (@AZAGMayes) May 18, 2024

Beautiful

lmfao

Photos of Rudy Giuliani at his birthday party in Florida tonight. I’m told guests had just finished singing “happy birthday” when agents served him paperwork on AZ fake elector charges.

Trump strategists Roger Stone/Steve Bannon were also present. pic.twitter.com/u2YqdgoSU6

— Rachel Louise Just (@RLJnews) May 18, 2024

Rudy Giuliani’s 80th birthday bash in Palm Beach was stormed “like it was Normandy” as the former New York City mayor was served with notice of his Arizona indictment, sources told The Post.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/

Hopefully disguised as a birthday gift

(stripper jumps out of cake holding the envelope)

ai make this look real

rudy hasn’t looked real for quite some time now tbf

I’d imagine business is pretty good for process servers in Florida.

i suppose even a trojan horse has an ass

https://x.com/dutchessprim/status/1792270083068150044

^^ process server was part of the "Happy Birthday" singalong

That's awesome! Sorta like the process server singing "Auld Lang Syne" at George Bailey's house (of course, that was after he ripped up the papers.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvOA2UCsOY

what a weird guy

fwiw that was a bank examiner at George Bailey's house, not a process server

Ah shit, as I shared it I wondered if I could trust the internet...

Rudy Giuliani complains Arizona indictment not served ‘stylishly’ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/20/rudy-giuliani-served-indictment?CMP=share_btn_url

https://i.imgur.com/BzCWCo0.png

this is bullshit, "streaming live" should be the headline

lmao that pic

in rudy's ad for the new coffee he's selling he says a portion of the proceeds goes to a veteran's group that apparently doesn't exist. we'll see what that does for him.

And now for your enjoyment, per this post, his mugshot in the Arizona election fraud case:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreihgjdjex5stgj5mkjgu3s74erxec7u4zf2bes7uqelaqwiyrnrlgu@jpeg

Count Orlok

Shd get those splotches checked out*

*dont bother

the look of a man who thinks he'll get away with it