Jake Gyllenhaal

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But not so unusually so that I would think he has an incredibly hairy ass or something like that, I mean unless he waxes his back and upper arms or something but not his front he seems like one of those "front hairy" guys. I've known quite a few of them!!

Obviously though, yes, he removed all of it for Jarhead, which is just weak.

xpost hahaha satyr

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

His mom is Naomi Foner, a screenwriter (Running on Empty) ... European Jewish b.g. I believe.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

He does have those eyebrows.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Dad is the director Stephen Gyllenhaal (Waterland). Descendant of Swedish nobles, per Wikipedia.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

You know who is mad-hairy -- Andy Garcia. I remember watching "Clinton and Nadine" and thinking his was the hairiest back I've ever seen. It was like a pelt.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Ugh Andy Garcia is so gross anyway, I mean what is the deal?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Ally - the thick pubic mane evidenced in the upthread shirtless photo suggests that he the lower half of his body is naturally covered in hair, like a satyr or something.

This is the sort of descriptive prose missing in Proulx's "Brokeback Mountain."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

by the way, I'm touched that you've all exceeded my Jake lust.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

you horny gaywads

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

don't piss on our cornflakes just cos someone ruined ~~Malcolm in the Middle~~Lindsay Lohan for you.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost

guilty as charged! (flaps wrists)

― elmo, patron saint of celebrity homo lust (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

JAKE IS FUCKING HOT PEOPLE OK? JUST GET OVER IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

he's no tom selick

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/jul2005/1/3/0009DA50-27EB-12CA-99D70C01AC1BF814.jpg

― Dan (Val Kilmer Looks Askance At You All) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

what the shit is that???!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

looking at val suddenly makes me feel a little better about myself

― grown so ugly (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

My best guess is that it's John Ritter doing a Val Kilmer impression.

― Dan (Or Maybe Beelzebub) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

ugh god. I'm going to go GIS Eli Manning until I feel a little less vomity in my mouth.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Let's face it, without pioneering gay films such as Top Gun, we would never have Brokeback Mountain today. Thanks, Val! WE SALUTE YOU.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Dan, I was just about to say he looks like John Ritter!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but what the hell happened to his face??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/43/4782/1024/jake-gyllenhaal-baseball14.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/43/4782/1024/jake-gyllenhaal-baseball12.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

sir I applaud you, esp the 2nd one!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.waposdecine.com/jakegyllenhaal/jg11g.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Undressed_50503/KDunstJakeGyllenhaal_300x435.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

bastard.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

wait, are they still together?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

they are back together after a few months apart, i believe. she initially split up with him 'cos he was too much of a stay-at-home apparently.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

i may pay top dollar for a k. dunst/j. gyllenhaal sex tape

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm not proud of this but i'm not necessarily denying it either

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

No, you didn't deny it at all, you did the opposite of deny.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

the first shirtless pic is def. from Arena Homme + fashion magazine in 2002.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

ugh @ snaggletooth dunst -- wtf jake? you can do better.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

ally, what are you, my factchecker today?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

i have had three cups of coffee today.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

tho it's not like I was the person correcting your spelling of masturbation euphemisms, you should maybe think about stepping back and looking at the bigger picture of today.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I just watched a Jake interview taped a couple of months ago for the gay channel; he sounds and looks as gay as Liberace. I mean, if Dunst was his beard, I'd believe it.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Kirsten Dunst is not very cute.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

the time i saw jake though, he was wearing a pink polo shirt with the collar up.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

UGH for reals????

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but he was still hot, and he barked at this dog that was in the bed of a truck that was barking at his dog.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I remember you telling me this now, about him barking at a dog. The polo shirt thing though is so ugh.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Dunst is classic beard material.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Heh. He wore a pink polo shirt, collar up, and barked at a dog.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Wow. All he'd have to do is shout "WHERE IS KEVIN SPACEY, MY EXTRA-SPECIAL FRIEND?" and that last lingering doubt would just melt away.

― Dan (Gays Be Barkin'!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

HELLO HE IS DATING PETER SAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAARD

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

which is completely hot if it were true.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

peter saaaarsgaaaard has the best voice and eyelids.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

i bet he has an excellent bedside manner.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

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