Yeah, I was kind of kidding about that, just thinking about actor fathers and actor sons. I honestly can't think of a thing that Lloyd Bridges was in. Something about scuba diving?
High Noon!
― The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (five months ago) link
Lloyd probably spent longer playing spoofs of the hero persona than he did playing the hero
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:17 (five months ago) link
Back on topic, today I cannot think of a worse actor than Jared Leto. Surely he’s adjacent to Bloom County
― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:22 (five months ago) link
i always think hes unfairly criticised tbh hes a weird fellow who works pretty well as a weird fellow
thing he was in lately with denzel and remi malek he was perfect
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:30 (five months ago) link
Again it's a surplus of ideas (in this case nearly all bad) that's the issue there
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:50 (five months ago) link
Leto's presence in a movie is an instant deal-breaker for me.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:42 (five months ago) link
just sat through a legolas monologue
the bar is if anything undersold itt
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:11 (five months ago) link
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― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:36 (five months ago) link
Acting on film isn’t really acting, there’s no such thing as bad acting, you just point the camera at someone pretty or funny-looking and that does most of the work, Robert bresson was right
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 31 December 2023 15:55 (five months ago) link
Acting is when an Australian does an American accent
Acting is all in the eyes.
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― jmm, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:12 (five months ago) link
silby a stór u are rarely wrong-wrong wrong but on this occasion alas
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2023 19:37 (five months ago) link
My dumb opinion is indefensible but it’s mine
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 31 December 2023 23:00 (five months ago) link
Surely John Wayne should be on the shortlist for this.
― Marcel, Monday, 1 January 2024 10:54 (five months ago) link
and terrible 'actors' with good presence dont qualify, harrison ford most certainly aint it
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:35 (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 11:04 (five months ago) link
I've ctrl-f'ed the shit out of the thread and can't find mention of Clive Owen.
Now, I think he's perfect in *Children of Men*, but could easily be convinced it's a fluke that his dead-eyed shamble was just what was needed. Maybe I'm just scarred by *Closer*.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 1 January 2024 14:53 (five months ago) link
I liked him as the drug addicted doctor in The Knick and in Gosford Park, he doesn't seem like a bad actor to me. Bad decision to do that Patrick Marber shite.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 15:10 (five months ago) link
i think hes under consideration as an awful actor tbh, that one with bellucci and giamatti was i think the last movie i walked out of the cinema on
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 15:29 (five months ago) link
his turn in the bourne identity kind of brings him fairly high above bloom bar tho
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 15:30 (five months ago) link
I've ctrl-f'ed the shit out of the thread and can't find mention of Clive Owen. Now, I think he's perfect in *Children of Men*, but could easily be convinced it's a fluke that his dead-eyed shamble was just what was needed. Maybe I'm just scarred by *Closer*.
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 15:33 (five months ago) link
heh! you won't be impressed that I put the screenplay of Closer into the burner during my book-burning spree last summer, then.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 15:42 (five months ago) link
Closer is great and him in it.
Oof. I hated every square inch of it. It's the best part of 20 years since I've seen it, but there are certain lines I remember that make me do a kind of internal 'chucks script across room' swim in my guts. Don't make me watch it again to check!
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:21 (five months ago) link
We could just stop naming people with at least one good performance in them and respect the fact that the bar is Bloom
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:24 (five months ago) link
i will tap the sign that reminds us all that this is a discussion thread and nominations are welcome as long as nobody gets precious about their nominations being immediately flung out
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:27 (five months ago) link
I feel like I’ve mentioned Clive Owen in a previous thread, he sucks. I only once saw Closer when it came out and don’t care to revisit it. He sucked in Croupier, he lucked into a great film with Children Of Men but conspicuously was extremely out-charisma’d by Caine and Moore, his entire sequence in Sin City leaves me punching the couch in boredom (in part because of perennial deadweight Rosario Dawson). He always plays Brits but specifically that kinda Guy Ritchie version of cartoon Britishness. Ryan Philippe alone saved him from being the weakest link in Gosford Park
That said Owen’s been in too many things that I haven’t seen (GG nom for a doctor role? Played Bill Clinton in something else?) that I can’t totally write him off. I think I just watch dumb bad films. He’s probably great in those good cool films that I haven’t seen him in.
― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:28 (five months ago) link
dont bank on it
rosario dawson slander btw what
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:30 (five months ago) link
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, January 1, 2024 4:24 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Can any among us truly say that they've watched the entire filmography of The Bloom? Perhaps there's a decent performance or two lurking in the archives! Sympathy for Delicious (2010), maybe. Or his 1997 role as 'rentboy' in Wilde. You never know.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Bloom#Filmography
― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:38 (five months ago) link
i will tap the sign that reminds us all that this is a _discussion_ thread and nominations are welcome as long as nobody gets precious about their nominations being immediately flung out
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:47 (five months ago) link
_We could just stop naming people with at least one good performance in them and respect the fact that the bar is Bloom― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, January 1, 2024 4:24 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink_Can any among us truly say that they've watched the entire filmography of The Bloom? Perhaps there's a decent performance or two lurking in the archives! Sympathy for Delicious (2010), maybe. Or his 1997 role as 'rentboy' in Wilde. You never know.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Bloom#Filmography🕸
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:48 (five months ago) link
Ryan Philippe…You might have something there. Even though I really do like Cruel Intentions
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 16:49 (five months ago) link
― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:01 (five months ago) link
Limited range isn't the same as bad. Wayne knew which roles suited his ability and just about the only time he strayed into territory where he was stupidly miscast was that movie where he played Genghis Khan. Otherwise he habitually filled roles of the sort where his heroines wore beautifully tailored gingham dresses and you might find Gabby Hayes sharing a scene. In those films he was good.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:35 (five months ago) link
The quality I like best on Wayne is listening to an actor in character.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:36 (five months ago) link
In
Philippe worked in Gosford Park because the character seemed to have been written for him: a bad actor playing a bad actor. When Philippe was in everything around 98-02 or w/e I came home to see my mom watching something with him in it. I said “oh he’s such a bad actor” and she said “I’ll watch that dreamboat in anything”. His function seemed to be solely to embody white twink smoulder and he was def the ne plus ultra of that particular job
― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:45 (five months ago) link
John Wayne does a great job of doing a complex bad guy in Red River - that is acting!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:46 (five months ago) link
Bourne is not entirely my kind of thing but Clive Owen is totally the best 5 minutes of that movie
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:49 (five months ago) link
Agree that the bar is Bloom, but poor doomed Paul Walker *also* delivered every single line of his career like he was reading it phonetically for the first time off a cue card next to the camera.
― jon_oh, Monday, 1 January 2024 17:53 (five months ago) link
Bloom was in the Gran Turismo movie, I almost watched it on my flight, for research
Leto: I mean it, he is the one actor whose presence is an instant exit from me. I haven’t seen him in anything recently except the new Blade Runner. I can’t watch him in anything it’s just too insulting
― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:05 (five months ago) link
Also a good shout, probably named earlier if he wasn’t dead. However he also groomed a teenager while well into his thirties and I’ve always believed in speaking ill of the dead, so.
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:05 (five months ago) link
Bonus points if, like Leto, they're a method actor. His appearance in the Blade Runner sequel is what flipped it from mediocre to unwatchable for me.
― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:36 (five months ago) link
Interesting that Bloomps is now the subject of two different ILX memes
― jmm, Monday, 1 January 2024 18:39 (five months ago) link
Leto was fine in Fight Club and Panic Room, sort of a nonentity in BR2046, but he didn't bother me. A hateful cult like tech guru seems appropriate for him and he didn't damage the film.
― omar little, Monday, 1 January 2024 18:43 (five months ago) link
Yeah his complete malign blankness actually works in that role IMO
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:49 (five months ago) link
I didn’t watch Dallas Buyers Club for many reasons but maybe I’ll hate watch it, for research
― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 1 January 2024 19:02 (five months ago) link
leto is terrible in numerous ways but i did think his awfulness struck a tone that fit his character and the general chordal voicings of BR2046. i also think he was fundamentally perfect as jordan catalano
― ivy., Monday, 1 January 2024 19:07 (five months ago) link
however i will never watch dallas buyers club!!! hated the director (rip tho) and have no interest in leto's performance
― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:36 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
matt ive appreciated u itt but im mailing the mods to have you banned for this horrific take, i wanted you to know why when it happens
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 19:08 (five months ago) link
again leto is good in "the little things" as a total scuzzball obvious killer frustrating our heros
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 19:09 (five months ago) link
paul walker a better shout
phillipe i think has been acceptable once or twice before
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 19:10 (five months ago) link