#3 worst actor nomination thread

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If an actor has a comfort zone they can easily fall into and deliver the goods every time our, they can't contend for this thread. Actually think actors like this frequently get too little credit compared to their more celebrated contemporaries, whose eclecticism and ability to be "versatile" means you hardly see their true, comfortable self. Which isn't to say actors who deal in the latter aren't quite frequently amazing, obv.

omar little, Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:56 (five months ago) link

I watched Monsters Ball twice, the second time with a guy I was crushing on; he liked the movie, I went limp, I saw him one more time.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:56 (five months ago) link

omar otm

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:03 (five months ago) link

Bloom qualifies because even his two major franchise roles feel like desperate effort. Everyone discusses "a diversion" but for me it's all about the delivery of "a red sun rises...blood has been spilt this night"....stopping and delivering the line and you can practically see his brain counting down to the mark when he's supposed to resume running.

omar little, Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:05 (five months ago) link

Has Denise Richards come under discussion? On my phone cannot ctrl-F

Xp to gyac, you’d feel doubly so if you were aware what a terror I’ve become over on Fragrantica

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:07 (five months ago) link

i think we set out that the performer is question should have had a comparable career but we can relax that one

it does feel that allowing in actor/models is a bit of a cheat tho?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:10 (five months ago) link

edge of tomorrow was probably the last time I enjoyed cruise as an actor


Yes! That was actually great.

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:10 (five months ago) link


Keira Knightley is a real test of the bar as is portman i think


I’ll hear any criticism of KK but had I known you’d held these opinions of Portman I’d have left you with the bill on Thursday tbh

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:12 (five months ago) link

rogue nation or maverick prob his best movies and id not have said he was any different (or his being him) was a bigger or smaller part of any of them (id stress not a criticism of edge of tomorrow which was super until it had to end)

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:13 (five months ago) link

i raised portman/knightley as a pair (and rightley so) earlier in thread i hid nothing

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:13 (five months ago) link

portman does all of her acting with her (googles) upper molars

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:14 (five months ago) link

hence her perfect casting in May December.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:15 (five months ago) link

nancy myers perfectly casts furniture and soft furnishings by the same token

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:18 (five months ago) link

Nancy Myers knows how to decorate using Pottery Barn's finest.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:19 (five months ago) link

Denise Richards a very good shout

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:19 (five months ago) link

re: denise richards.... is an actor disqualified if one or more of their performances is perfectly-pitched camp

ivy., Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:22 (five months ago) link

bc... she is that in wild things. and tammy and the t-rex

ivy., Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:23 (five months ago) link

i fear that opens the door for radcliffe to escape

bloom will never

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:23 (five months ago) link

Bf and I chatted Andie Macdowell yesterday— she is absolutely amazingly bad in everything, even Maid I would argue, but there is nevertheless something so likeable about her

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:24 (five months ago) link

I haven't seen Maverick yet, and the more recent MI movies have all blurred together for me + haven't seen the newest one.

perhaps I'm just easily taken in by the trick of Mr Movie Star playing weak or cowardly as in EoT (or EWS, for that matter). likewise I enjoyed him playing a crap dad in War of the Worlds

rob, Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:24 (five months ago) link

And ivy. otm re Richards. I need to rewatch that awful Bond she’s in, I remember her performance is bonkers

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:25 (five months ago) link

portman does all of her acting with her (googles) upper molars


Sorry but basically any scene of hers from Beautiful Girls/Closer/Black Swan/V for Vendetta/Cold Mountain easily clears any of the corset shit KK’s been TMJing her way through

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:26 (five months ago) link

i hear WOTW but something keeps me away from it, i think i got very very sick of spielberg tbh

McDowell is def v likeable and charming and also id argue model-turned-actor, id need reminding which role she has ever had that demanded more of her than that

richards, in comparison, has definitely had fun in a few things while being that girl

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:28 (five months ago) link

xp i dont see it but im just one voice on the thread

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:28 (five months ago) link

Bale was good in The Prestige!

He's been good in quite a few things, starting with his amazing turn in Empire of the Sun, although I think he is now mostly playing "Christian Bale."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:31 (five months ago) link

which means "DDL but with strain and humorlessness"

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:32 (five months ago) link

While my mind is on monsters from the 90s, I never liked Greg Kinnear in anything, and thought he was abjectly terrible in As Good As It Gets and Little Miss Sunshine; but even worse than him is Cuba Gooding Jr, I cannot think of a less-deserving acting Oscar winner

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:33 (five months ago) link

id have put in a much stronger defence of bale if id felt it needed tbh but his turn in the big short alone is tiers above the bar

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:34 (five months ago) link

kinnear played the other half of matt damon in a comedy which is something but agreed hes watery eyed and worthy in all else besides

cuba gooding hmm interesting submission id agree bad and limited bat jerry maguire and certainly never shouldve been in running for awards even for that

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:36 (five months ago) link

I never liked Greg Kinnear in anything

The defense submits Auto-Focus as Exhibit A. He was absolutely pitch-perfect in that.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:37 (five months ago) link

which means "DDL but with strain and humorlessness"

Not everyone can be the GOAT.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:37 (five months ago) link

lol yes also fair, the bar is ddl to steal a phrase

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:39 (five months ago) link

id need reminding which role she has ever had that demanded more of her than that


I’ve never seen it but is she at least passable in sex lies and videotape?

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:41 (five months ago) link

Cuba Gooding Jr also a good shout, I’ve seen him in several things according to his filmography and I couldn’t tell you a single thing about any of them. Whether that crosses the line from egregiously bland to Bloom country is another debate.

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:42 (five months ago) link

I’ve never seen it but is she at least passable in sex lies and videotape?

― mojo dojo casas house (gyac),

Well-cast, yes.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:44 (five months ago) link

I enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow enough to watch it a few times, but I don't think Tom Cruise brought much to it - he was just an easily replaceable part (as long as he wasn't replaced by someone who'd totally stink it up like Matt Damon) of an impressive sci-fi movie - but I would say that cos I can't stand the fucking guy.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:45 (five months ago) link

the J Gyllenhaalster would have been a better casting choice imo

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:48 (five months ago) link

Admittedly Kinnear is great in that Courtney Cox-in-a-house show that my bf enjoys to watch

Idk what in the world people see in Bale’s performance in Empire Of The Sun, few movies have left me with a greater desire to imprison a child

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:49 (five months ago) link

exempting that kid from matilda/mrs.doubtfire i presume?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:51 (five months ago) link

matt damon is great in so much stuff

id say you wouldn't quickly swap his roles in the martian or the informant with cruise to good effect for starters

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:52 (five months ago) link

Damon's an example of an actor who's relaxed on hitting middle age and is a genuine pleasure to watch like he never was even 25 years ago (see: Paul Newman).

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:53 (five months ago) link

Late nom here for Holly Hunter. I will admit to not havng seen her in any of her award-winning roles. But her performances in everything I have encountered her in, namely Crash, Copycat and a couple of Coen Bros, enraged me beyond belief. The prim expression on her face as she enunciates the dialogue as if reading off a cue sheet! Her lack of a lack of screen presence, which might at least make her tolerable! Sorry, I know everyone thinks she's a genius but she's my #1 most hated actor, beyond even Jack Black in onscreen obnoxiousness.

1980 Jackanory spinoff (Matt #2), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:54 (five months ago) link

You wouldn't say that if you'd seen her in Broadcast News ffs

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:55 (five months ago) link

xp You didn't like her in Raising Arizona? The mind reels.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:56 (five months ago) link

wrong!!!!

ivy., Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:56 (five months ago) link

a booming entry to the thread matt

not that i agree but the passion and case made are 8/10 imo

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:56 (five months ago) link

i believe the criticisms actually stand for her performance in broadcast news tbph but her turn in top of the lake is another thing entirely

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:57 (five months ago) link

I have not seen much late period Damon because a lot of his movies are ones that I avoid, so fair enough if he is aging gracefully. But that's what bothers me about Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow, he's playing a character who was probably imagined by the screenwriters as 25-30 years younger than him.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:58 (five months ago) link

HH's primness is part of the attraction in my opinion

emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:59 (five months ago) link

calz let me tell you a few things about jack reacher in the books

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:01 (five months ago) link


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