Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

*commentary

otm

Was at the game in the home end. Was on the cusp of leaving to avoid the worst of the trains when Veliz scored. Lovely to see his reaction to his first PL goal. The last 20 mins combined with the Arse result made this much less painful.

João Pedro v Emerson Royal was a mismatch. And James Milner was very good which was disappointing.

Extremely here for these battling luton defeats

Big game for you lot today isn't it

Ya

can't believe i missed the game for a birthday party

sounds like we could've had at least six today, great time to lose at least two key first teamers for a month

Hearing rumblings that the penalty was soft, and Diego Carlos certainly looked lucky to not get a straight red for handball, but nonetheless Villa edge back into the top half and will perhaps feel they can now begin to look up the table rather than nervously over their shoul

more like five Hag

Bounce forestcast for 30/12/2023: Forest's new manager bounce is in swing, United's New Owner/Head of Doping bounce is already stuttering, Everton's Grievance Bounce appears to be comprehensively over (but with some despicable in-over-their-head chancers up next at home in the league)

"forestcast", hmm

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James: This is so bad. No clue no plan no identity anymore and no desire. It’s so bad. The 3-2 versus Cilla papered over the cracks again. ETH needs to be moved on. The players don’t understand him and what he wants. So obvious. Disgusting how the richest club in the world has the worst elite team.

surprise, surprise

watching motd highlights and im enjoying villa this season but theyre still a dirty fuckin team arent they

also why is dion naked from the waist up

I don't think Villa were particularly dirty during the run earlier in the season where they were just blowing everyone away by half time, but when injuries and suspensions start to bite and Diego Carlos is starting every game it gets ugly, yes

tbf burnley also putting in crunchers in the same highlights

watkins is so good

enjoying dublin/keown analysis pairing

whats michael oliseh doing still at palace btw

Were Chelsea the main team in for him before? Figured he just decided to wait

I went to Palace-Brighton the other week and got a good look at him and Mitoma but it was regrettably a game of few incidents

JP Mateta is a fascinating demi-Big, I swear for one of the Palace goals on Saturday the MOTD commentary enthusiastically credited him for a dummy on a ball he'd just failed to control

ive always presumed he was a computer generated squad filler with that name tbh

fucking hell cunha did well not to be squashed in scoring that goal

possibly- quite likely actually - im projecting my own physical frailty onto the players today

assistant in the wolves game by some distance the most attractive official in the country there, like a pocket sized jamie dornan

i dunno if thats a pen i dunno

hes actually gone down in a different phase of play

its 2024 and the technology isnt available to detect and mute jim beglin this future is a crock of shite

not sure at what point you have to downgrade Darwin Nunez from Deluxe Andy Carroll to Ersatz Andy Carroll

thats the worst ref decision of 2024 close the books now

taylor, a grown man in a professional role with eyes on him, spent the last twenty mins of that half going nyah nyah nyah cant make me, what you gonna do

genuinely an embarrassment to the league and his mum

jim beglins hard pause after he says a t is making me consider my screwdriver/ear options

that's an excellent goal tbf

yeah perfectly done

thats a disgraceful decision

if ive ever seen a dive worth a straight red

Jordan Henderson proving a lot of the doubters wrong with his off field work in Saudi Arabia. Given how much he's achieved in such a short space of time, it might be time to look at passing the baton on to someone else, possibly opening the door to a premier league return

:|

Sancho officially back to Dortmund on loan

what a fucking disappointment

I feel sort bad for him

Maybe my jneejerk response is that it's more likely that Ten Hag is a wanker than Sancho is a wasteman who doesn't try hard

Porque no los dos me if u will

It’ll be interesting to see how Djed Spence gets on at his 4th club in nine months too.

Sancho innocent until proven guilty imo

I won't defend Ten Hag on much at this point but i will on this

especially because Sancho looked unfit, lazy and uninterested under the previous manager(s) too

Literally never had a standout match in a Utd shirt. Few moments here and there for sure but never a full 90 minutes where I genuinely thought he played brilliantly throughout

and most games he starts he looks completely fucked by the hour mark anyway

i mean we can draft many supposed cases for sancho and will never know

but ive fuck all time for a fat premier league footballer tbph

as ye know

ah he'll be fine in a country with a less carb-centric food culture

Germany?

that was the joke

but ive fuck all time for a fat premier league footballer tbph

how fuckin dare u

classic McNulty

https://i.imgur.com/WyaZwv4.png

he will have hastily deleted that

the Everton fan also claims he was hacked lol