Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

ok that's enough for me

The last 15 of Brentford Villa has just turned into some mad max shit

Mad Max: Beyond Embarrassing

Are Villa evil now?

Idk it all kicks off with the known thug Ben Mee getting a bit straight red

Depends why Watkins was kicking off at their fans after he scored I guess

Why are Villa so bad and hated?

villa have been a fairly uh physical outfit since gerrard days

i know psychomero plays for spurs but thats different to "injure them" as an approach across an entire back six imo

Feel like a spot of evil is maybe a prerequisite for turning Uppity Early Season Form into Actual Challenging

If lovely serene Pau had still been on you've got to think his calming influence would have healed the ructions

McGinn's always been a little shithouse too

I have Digne and Konsa down as frequently cynical but not violent, Moreno and Pau as angelic/too good for this ignoble league, Cash/Martinez/Diego Carlos I would cross the street to avoid in case they hacked/elbowed/shithoused me out of sheer muscle memory

Mingsy obviously sadly missed, and with him it's really about remembering all the times he hasn'tstamped on someone

scrupulously fair run through that

the number of times we've seen mings run through someone unscrupulously well we dont need to get into

I honestly think this Utd side are the most dysfunctional football team I've ever seen. Nothing works

Liverpool have just been crap in a more commonplace way

united seem to be functional enough in organising off the ball tbh

chances

good var/reffing of handball and rashford going through man there while winning ball

wonder why they can't get them right all the time?

not very sensible reffing there however

Oliver is the cunt of all cunts

there actually was good spirit in that second half though

absolutely no quality, but still progress of sorts

yeah definitely not a team who've stopped playing for ETH anyway id have said?

speaking of cunts, what exactly is the point of Dermot Gallagher?

"I don't think it looks good" 💬

"I think in the current climate, he's got no choice" 💬

Dermot Gallagher reacts to Diogo Dalot's sending off against Liverpool after being shown two quick yellow cards 🟨🟨 pic.twitter.com/3OjEBi4qRc

— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) December 18, 2023

Wait, he was sent off just for that?

correct

two yellow cards in one fell swoop

lmao

enjoyed gnev squawking about the impossibility of it all- do i not recall his being one of the former notable examples of getting two yellows in one incident previously

Keep saying it but it’s truly remarkable that we’ve just given football to the referees (and the wider football lawmaking apparatus) to such a huge extent.

This was funny though obviously

Bookings for dissent are up something stupid like 80%.

not for yerman yates against us last Friday ofc

Also I was just made aware of this

https://x.com/BeardedGenius/status/1525183326704779264

Guy I used to work with was (in)famous for talking in an Irish accent when he was drunk - he was English btw, though probably of Irish parentage. Not that I'm suggesting Dermot Gallagher is drunk in the second clip...

... mind you his face as red as a beetroot.

Nuno to Forest ;_;

Christmas has come early, for people who really love Clement Lenglet

hearing matty cash got injured any word on if its terminal

Managed to concede an equaliser within the 50 yards it took me between pubs

Unclear if terminal, but self-inflicted while conceding a cynical yellow on the breakaway if that's any balm at this festive time

One of those lol @ both teams matches this one

i have tasted of the sauce but i am seeking yet the meat

jesus i wasn't actually prepared for how awful united are

it's almost impressive how Ten Hag has managed to plumb new depths this season

he has to go, but he's left the squad in a shocking state for whatever eejit we get in next

grim times

haven't scored a goal in nearly 400 minutes of football

jarrod bowen for 60 mil feels like a very united move, hopefully he'll see sense (or at least, that danny dyer gives him a pwopa talking to)

he's outscored the entire man utd squad by a goal this season, super smashing great!

won 9, lost 8 in the league this season

scored 18 goals in 18 games for a -5 goal difference

yet I still don't see Ten Hag getting sacked yet because the entire club is a fucking ghost ship

I know that feeling, we've got shite yank owners who appointed a diabolical chump of a manager who sets up every game like we are a l1 club playing man city in the cup. And this is is a soon-to-be l1 club who have got man city in the cup coming up - so maybe it will work for that fixture.

very strangely hesitant defending to concede needlessly there