even if it is pennies to the dollar shit, it's still a victory of sorts. Hopefully all the stress of it causes him to die.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 December 2023 00:58 (five months ago) link
The reason was rich in the first place was that his father put money under his and his siblings names to avoid judgments and whatnot
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 16 December 2023 02:00 (five months ago) link
Calling, I think he already has dyed.
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 December 2023 02:08 (five months ago) link
*calzino. Autocorrect besmirched my joke, rather like shoe polish running down the sides of Rudy's face
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 December 2023 02:10 (five months ago) link
Giuliani can’t even afford Four Roses now.— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) December 15, 2023
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2023 05:05 (five months ago) link
Whomp whomp
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/us/politics/rudy-giuliani-bankruptcy.html
Among the amusing followons:
UPDATED. Rudy's spox gave me comment on this story. I followed up and asked if he'd stay on as spox given the cost to keep him. Spox said his work isnt contingent on paycheck. I asked again, are you being paid. He told me now he's "never referred to himself as his spokesman" https://t.co/mfPNvp1cTM— Brandi Buchman (@Brandi_Buchman) December 21, 2023
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:02 (five months ago) link
Doing it for love
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:11 (five months ago) link
But I won't do that
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:16 (five months ago) link
"The best current estimate is dated, but puts Mr Giuliani's net worth around $50m, with approximately $15m of that from his business activities, including his worth with his Giuliani Partners lobbying group, according to CNN. At the time of the estimate — about 15 years ago — he was earning approximately $17m a year.
But that was more than a decade ago, and a lot has changed for Mr Giuliani. On 21 December, Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy."
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-net-worth-bankrupt-b2468041.html
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:44 (five months ago) link
I hope he dies broke, homeless and alone.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, December 12, 2023 1:05 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:49 (five months ago) link
a huge insult to the many people who die broke, homeless and alone every day.
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:53 (five months ago) link
There are very few, if any, of those people on whom I would wish that fate.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:55 (five months ago) link
Relistening to Blowback S1, was reminded that he was one of the finalists under consideration for "Viceroy" of Iraq after the invasion. What a shit show.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 December 2023 20:08 (five months ago) link
he is thinking "Jesus take the wheel"
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 22 December 2023 16:58 (five months ago) link
does this mean the women who sued him get nothing?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 December 2023 17:09 (five months ago) link
I think they'll be first in line for a bankruptcy court-determined chunk of his current assets, and maybe a piece of whatever he makes on his continuing grifts while he's under Ch.11 reorg?
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 22 December 2023 17:25 (five months ago) link
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― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Friday, 5 January 2024 19:28 (five months ago) link
DENIED
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 5 January 2024 19:37 (five months ago) link
you can tell the judge really enjoyed writing that one
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 5 January 2024 19:37 (five months ago) link
A genius at work:
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― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 January 2024 22:35 (four months ago) link
I don't why Ted Bundy didn't try that genius defense strategy
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 12 January 2024 22:40 (four months ago) link
I don't imagine Rudy can afford competent counsel anymore
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 12 January 2024 22:44 (four months ago) link
Saul Goodman
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 23:59 (four months ago) link
https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/rudy-giuliani-ordered-to-testify-under-oath-in-bankruptcy-proceedings/
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:17 (four months ago) link
oh well this thread title is disappointing
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:18 (four months ago) link
But think of the fun we'd have missed if he'd actually died in 2019.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:21 (four months ago) link
Sigh
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:27 (four months ago) link
"fun"
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:42 (four months ago) link
Oh come on
FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING
Have you forgotten?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:01 (four months ago) link
Not to mention his sexual harassment lawsuit quotes
Borat scene
Bankruptcy
Dripping hair gunk
Shaving in dining area
Farting in court
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:06 (four months ago) link
ok it's fun. not the fun we want, but the fun we deserve
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:10 (four months ago) link
It's really hard to believe how hard he's fallen since his halcyon days in the 80s
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:10 (four months ago) link
He was always a shameless attention-seeker, he just crashed and burned when he came within Trump's orbit.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:12 (four months ago) link
forget the 80s, the 2000s americas mayor, he was mayor of the whole country, because of terrorism
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:28 (four months ago) link
yeah all he had to do once he was done as mayor was chill out and shut up and he'd have been set for life, but trump tempted him to his own self-destruction.
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:43 (four months ago) link
not that he wasn't an absolute piece of shit through and through the entire time obv
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:44 (four months ago) link
Booze and age have clearly taken a toll, also.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:47 (four months ago) link
judgment, competence, reputation—one of the greatest, most hilarious, and most notable crashes everHunt3r’s American HistoryTM
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:21 (four months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2f0jr00.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:29 (four months ago) link
he lived long enough to see himself become the villain its like Shakespeare
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:30 (four months ago) link
i didnt know shakespeare became the villain
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:31 (four months ago) link
watch one movie bro cmon
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:33 (four months ago) link
i might
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:34 (four months ago) link
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link
the guy announced a separation from his wife in a press conference, before telling her. he was always nuts.https://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/11/nyregion/mayor-s-separation-overview-giuliani-his-wife-16-years-are-separating.html
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:53 (four months ago) link
i didnt know shakespeare became the villainso good fwiwand bur yeah, so many things demand re-inspectation really, amirite
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:06 (four months ago) link
That's Giuliani's voodoo: he turns Shakespeare into a villain
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:10 (four months ago) link
Astonished by that Time cover. Did they really superimpose him atop a tower post-9/11? Sometimes I forget how insane and on-the-nose everything was back then.
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:10 (four months ago) link
Yeah I think anyone who wouldn't know Rudy Giuliani pre-trump just has no idea how people responded to him at the time of 9/11, he had it all for a minute
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:13 (four months ago) link
Four Seasons Total Divorce
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:16 (four months ago) link