Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Holy ha ha at his new shill for NFTs:

https://✧✧✧.thre✧✧✧.n✧✧✧@aa✧✧✧.ru✧✧✧/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

Weird, why does that happen? Let's try this:

https://www.threads.net ✧@aa✧✧✧.ru✧✧✧/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

Huh. Weird.

Mastodon and Threads don't link well here for some reason

replace @ with "at"
it's the site method for googleproofing email addresses iirc

https://www.threads.net/ataaron.rupar/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

i support all threads relating to NFTs getting a really weird unusable link

Makes sense that Trump Inc. would still be on the NFT grift. It's like he always likes to have a few lawsuit pokers in the lawsuit fire, just in case.

selling dumb cartoons that don't actually exist to gullible rubes is a Trump dream come true

The fine print says they're for 'enjoyment' and 'not an investment'.

like pogs!

"I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards, that I can tell you. They give me muscles where, believe me, I don't have them. But the wang, there's no problem there, right folks?"

The best part of it is selling scraps of the suit he wore for his mugshot. Amazing.

my memento victrola shit not panning out what now

he says scraps of the suit he was wearing when he was booked into Fulton jail was a very nice suit and it's something you can give to your kids and grandkids 🤣

Maybe that's the gift that will get them to speak to you again...

what's the over/under on whether Trump will surround himself with people wearing Trump masks/Trump lookalikes, so that when it's time to take him to jail, "they won't know which one to arrest"

who on the entire planet Earth looks like Donald Trump

Trump runs cackling into a hall of mirrors

who on the entire planet Earth looks like Donald Trump

― frogbs, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 5:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

Trump Surgery

Eventually, there will be more pieces of the "Trump booking suit" than there were pieces of the True Cross.

Ship of Trumpeus

The Shroud of Urine

Damn.

-applause.gif-

I am SparTrumpCus.

what's the over/under on whether Trump will surround himself with people wearing Trump masks/Trump lookalikes, so that when it's time to take him to jail, "they won't know which one to arrest"

life imitates arrested development which imitated trump

https://i.imgur.com/p08weEX.png

https://i.imgur.com/UTgq1E2.png

lol

This is just to say
I apologize
for my actions
in connection
with Count 19
of this indictment:
"Eating plums"
that were "yours."

Forgive me
They were seditious

Now the judge will force all of Georgia to hug them both and make up

Forgive me
They were seditious

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin)

lolol

Surely the judge could've at least had them write it a hundred times on the blackboard

why didn't sidney powell draw a little cartoon of herself rolling her eyes under her signature

Has this come up yet?

A 10in-thick binder containing nearly 3,000 pages of highly classified material related to the investigation of Russian election interference as well as links between Moscow and Donald Trump went missing in the final days of his presidency, CNN and the New York Times reported.

CNN said the disappearance raised alarms in the American intelligence community because “some of the most closely guarded national security secrets from the US and its allies could be exposed”.

The Times said national security officials were “vexed” by the disappearance of the “Crossfire Hurricane binder”, which was “the name given to the investigation by the FBI”.

The issue was so concerning, the Times added, the Senate intelligence committee was briefed.

Apparently it was at the White House, and then it just wasn't there

Why bother to have a copy of any of it?

Investigators looking for the Crossfire Hurricane binder reportedly got no satisfaction.

Trump thought it was one of Romney's binders full of women

Investigators looking for the Crossfire Hurricane binder reportedly got no satisfaction.

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, December 15, 2023 4:26 PM

Don't jump to conclusions, Jack.

I’ve got no expectations.

Has anyone written anything about how you might try to run a campaign for the US presidency from jail?

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 bookmarkflaglink

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/18/imran-khan-deploys-ai-clone-to-campaign-from-behind-bars-in-pakistan

Can a NFT run for President?

Bored Apraham Lincoln

N.F.T.

Chester Ape Arthur

fuck it, post

How lovely to end 2023 with one of the most batshit columns the NYT has ever published:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/18/opinion/trump-election-2024.html#commentsContainer

But both sides consistently misread Mr. Trump’s success. He isn’t edging ahead of Mr. Biden in swing states because Americans are eager to submit to authoritarianism, and he isn’t attracting the backing of significant numbers of Black and Hispanic voters because they support white supremacy. His success is not a sign that America is prepared to embrace the ideas of the extreme right. Mr. Trump enjoys enduring support because he is perceived by many voters — often with good reason — as a pragmatic if unpredictable kind of moderate.

oh, nothing to worry about then

in other places that aren't the NYT opinion section, it seems like the rhetoric has shifted a bit - i've noticed more and more people just calling trump what a fascist (including the white house), making direction connections to christian nationalists and their willingness to hand power over to a dictator so that they can impose their hateful beliefs on unbelievers. don't know if this will change things but i have to admit that calling things what they clearly are helps a lot with the "fog of total bullshit" that has descended upon the united states

"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"
"often with good reason"

your 11 least-favourite NYT opinion clauses of the moment, fuck.

in other places that aren't the NYT opinion section, it seems like the rhetoric has shifted a bit - i've noticed more and more people just calling trump what a fascist

Not that it matters but flipping channels this morning I spotted lickspittle Jonathan Karl of ABC openly calling Trump's rhetoric at the last couple rallies "fascist."