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An inch for every hostage

plax (ico), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 12:27 (two years ago)

id say he saw his share of four foot boxes hah?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 12:30 (two years ago)

a foot for every beor

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 12:32 (two years ago)

There is a Smith guy on the DNA database of the lab I used who it states is such a close match that he is a first cousin. I thought bullshit I'm not related to any Smiths. But then I looked at his family tree on the website and saw my mum's name on there and various uncles. Then I remembered my auntie Joan had a kid in the UK which she gave up for adoption before moving back to Dublin and this is him. I can't properly access this part of their DNA service because it's paywalled and I'm not paying for membership. But it does prove their lab work is legit.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 15:29 (two years ago)

Gonna be a fun time to be Irish again

A former British soldier, known as Soldier F, will stand trial for two murders and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday. https://t.co/l1nvEbPFZr

— BBC News NI (@BBCNewsNI) December 14, 2023

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 14 December 2023 12:22 (two years ago)

NHS may struggle to cope with the upsurge in rage induced aneurysms

Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 14 December 2023 12:25 (two years ago)

đŸ€žđŸ»đŸ€žđŸ»đŸ€žđŸ»

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 14 December 2023 12:28 (two years ago)

some say the wheels of justice turn slowly - this is way too fucking slow.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 14 December 2023 13:31 (two years ago)

ford focus 2014

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 December 2023 14:40 (two years ago)

lol that was intended for my browser and not the add post box obv

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 December 2023 14:40 (two years ago)

congrats on your lottery win!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 14 December 2023 16:23 (two years ago)

yeah I'm going mad with it altogether alright

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 December 2023 16:28 (two years ago)

there should be a feature on messaging apps and social media that lets you opt out of receiving voice notes. like people should not even be able to begin to record one to you if you’re not in the mood. this is a good idea and i stand by it

— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) December 14, 2023



sorry but our people have, like the flavoured crisp, elevated voice notes to high art!

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Friday, 15 December 2023 00:04 (two years ago)

as someone who detests talking on the phone, I love sending and receiving voice notes

bit more personality than a text, none of the awkwardness of a phone call

Number None, Friday, 15 December 2023 09:21 (two years ago)

Exactly

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Friday, 15 December 2023 09:41 (two years ago)

it takes me like a week to listen to one

plax (ico), Friday, 15 December 2023 11:32 (two years ago)

yeah theyll sit there as a rule tbh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 15 December 2023 11:33 (two years ago)

That’s the biggest lie I ever heard Mr “I’m going to the random back of beyond will one of ye do a voice note for the car” Mac

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Friday, 15 December 2023 11:55 (two years ago)

wtf no realnames

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 15 December 2023 13:56 (two years ago)

Knick knack darraghmac
Listen to your phone
The Mayo curse
Is well known

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:00 (two years ago)

that last line probably scans using offaly vowels does it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:03 (two years ago)

I’ll send you a voice note to confirm

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:05 (two years ago)

*searches for "report harassment" button*

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 December 2023 16:39 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

so not to be a buzzkill but what survives of english folklore in those areas of the country amounts to 'don't go in the bog, don't talk to anyone you meet in the bog, take nothing you find in the bog' and in that one specific area of my life I am a firm traditionalist https://t.co/4SXKTM8PnC

— Oliver Darkshire 🌈 (@deathbybadger) January 8, 2024



Agreeing with this person but slightly differently; the bog is fucking eerie. I grew up hearing stories about people who fell in bog holes, we’re all aware of human sacrifices and bog bodies, I cannot imagine a single bog I would willingly spend time in after dark even if it was floodlit like a stadium.

It’s like fairy forts: just don’t.

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 8 January 2024 14:28 (two years ago)

having accidentally stepped onto a bog I don't advise it (alarming)

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 January 2024 15:30 (two years ago)

They’re scary! I was watching that video and thinking of the time I was ten and stepped on what looked like solid ground, you honestly can’t tell what’s under the surface a lot of the time

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 8 January 2024 15:53 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

is st brigids day getting bigger

is it getting /weirder/

or did i just move local+ its a big anniversary

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 09:17 (two years ago)

can't say I've noticed any additional pageantry myself

Number None, Thursday, 1 February 2024 09:28 (two years ago)

local phenomenon so

two bands are separately closing in on a well here, honest to god the cops are escortinf them, its got potential to be that monthy python sketch where the womens guild re-enacts the batgle of bosworth etc

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 12:23 (two years ago)

"In her honour, a perpetual fire was kept burning at Kildare for centuries"

they got bored with the perpetual fire after a few centuries

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 1 February 2024 12:29 (two years ago)

is st brigids day getting bigger

is it getting /weirder/

or did i just move local+ its a big anniversary


did ye not make the little crosses from the rushes in your school

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 12:51 (two years ago)

yes

this lot look like they might start nailing elves and pixies to them

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:37 (two years ago)

Well you know my feelings about interfering with the little people

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:39 (two years ago)

Bridget is the saint of abortion this is a REPEAL thing

plax (ico), Thursday, 1 February 2024 14:49 (two years ago)

as always i think you have hit the heart of it

brigid is a REMAINER

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 23:05 (two years ago)

Ty

plax (ico), Friday, 2 February 2024 17:07 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

That Jack and Alice programme on Channel 4 is not good, but it was cute to see Domhnall Gleeson pretending to do chemistry while quietly singing "TĂĄ TeidĂ­ ag Rith."

trishyb, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 13:44 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Limerick man has some thoughts on a 3 bed semi-detached for sale in Clontarf. pic.twitter.com/DrV78jgK9W

— Tull McAdoo (@TullMcAdoo) March 29, 2024

some interesting thoughts on the housing market

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 March 2024 14:02 (two years ago)

Deems what the fuck is this

get out and have a laugh pic.twitter.com/ItS6Jo5ypQ

— Subprime đŸ§± (@sbprme) April 4, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 5 April 2024 10:13 (two years ago)

CaolĂĄn Hunt?

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 10:44 (two years ago)

the fuck am i being held responsible for her that fella is clearly from malahide

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2024 11:06 (two years ago)

Obsolutely sending it

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 5 April 2024 11:16 (two years ago)

lĂždz

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2024 11:17 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Unreal
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMKgW0RW0AAlJTW?format=jpg&name=large

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 27 April 2024 10:56 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgtL1pWdbYA

Number None, Friday, 17 May 2024 16:12 (two years ago)

Bop of the summer.

trishyb, Friday, 17 May 2024 16:42 (two years ago)

banger

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2024 22:45 (two years ago)

tĂ­r gan rapping kids tĂ­r gan anam

that's that me: a Viking (seandalai), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:46 (two years ago)

one month passes...

The Irish Foreign Minister (Tånaiste) Michéal Martin has also spoken to new Northern Ireland Secretary Hilary Benn.


Cannot articulate why I find this earnest but inaccurate attempt so funny

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 5 July 2024 22:26 (one year ago)

The Irish dish of mashed potatoes with cabbage (TĂĄnaiste)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 July 2024 11:59 (one year ago)


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