Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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this bump seems fairly promising tho?

[he said, licking his lips]

Fuck it, I don't know, I've been so miserable about Trump a) escaping any censure b) winning election c) becoming dictatorial tyrant until his death that I'm willing to cheer this guy doing his best to pre-circumvent Trump's lawyers' circumventions.

for the March 4th trial Jack Smith is apparently going to play a video history of Trump's election result denial going back as far as Obama/Romney to a jury and his recorded history of denying the validity of absentee ballots when they don't favour him. It must look quite insane behaviour when shown in series, almost hilarious.

Has anyone written anything about how you might try to run a campaign for the US presidency from jail?

there is precedent!

https://images.jacobinmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/16062225/debs-prisoner.jpg

Debs would have been the best pres ever tho, placing him in the same category as this fascist goon is a grave insult to Debs

Every member of Congress would've lined up to shoot him on Inauguration Day, so we would never have known.

"Debs ran as a Socialist candidate for President of the United States five times: 1900 (earning 0.6 percent of the popular vote), 1904 (3.0 percent), 1908 (2.8 percent), 1912 (6.0 percent), and 1920 (3.4 percent), the last time from a prison cell."

Percentage stayed fairly constant. So running from jail not a factor.

Anyway it will be wild to see the logistics behind the run.

Holy ha ha at his new shill for NFTs:

https://✧✧✧.thre✧✧✧.n✧✧✧@aa✧✧✧.ru✧✧✧/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

Weird, why does that happen? Let's try this:

https://www.threads.net ✧@aa✧✧✧.ru✧✧✧/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

Huh. Weird.

Mastodon and Threads don't link well here for some reason

replace @ with "at"
it's the site method for googleproofing email addresses iirc

https://www.threads.net/ataaron.rupar/post/C0wrdFWAY_1

i support all threads relating to NFTs getting a really weird unusable link

Makes sense that Trump Inc. would still be on the NFT grift. It's like he always likes to have a few lawsuit pokers in the lawsuit fire, just in case.

selling dumb cartoons that don't actually exist to gullible rubes is a Trump dream come true

The fine print says they're for 'enjoyment' and 'not an investment'.

like pogs!

"I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards, that I can tell you. They give me muscles where, believe me, I don't have them. But the wang, there's no problem there, right folks?"

The best part of it is selling scraps of the suit he wore for his mugshot. Amazing.

my memento victrola shit not panning out what now

he says scraps of the suit he was wearing when he was booked into Fulton jail was a very nice suit and it's something you can give to your kids and grandkids 🤣

Maybe that's the gift that will get them to speak to you again...

what's the over/under on whether Trump will surround himself with people wearing Trump masks/Trump lookalikes, so that when it's time to take him to jail, "they won't know which one to arrest"

who on the entire planet Earth looks like Donald Trump

Trump runs cackling into a hall of mirrors

who on the entire planet Earth looks like Donald Trump

― frogbs, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 5:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

Trump Surgery

Eventually, there will be more pieces of the "Trump booking suit" than there were pieces of the True Cross.

Ship of Trumpeus

The Shroud of Urine

Damn.

-applause.gif-

I am SparTrumpCus.

what's the over/under on whether Trump will surround himself with people wearing Trump masks/Trump lookalikes, so that when it's time to take him to jail, "they won't know which one to arrest"

life imitates arrested development which imitated trump

https://i.imgur.com/p08weEX.png

https://i.imgur.com/UTgq1E2.png

lol

This is just to say
I apologize
for my actions
in connection
with Count 19
of this indictment:
"Eating plums"
that were "yours."

Forgive me
They were seditious

Now the judge will force all of Georgia to hug them both and make up

Forgive me
They were seditious

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin)

lolol

Surely the judge could've at least had them write it a hundred times on the blackboard

why didn't sidney powell draw a little cartoon of herself rolling her eyes under her signature

Has this come up yet?

A 10in-thick binder containing nearly 3,000 pages of highly classified material related to the investigation of Russian election interference as well as links between Moscow and Donald Trump went missing in the final days of his presidency, CNN and the New York Times reported.

CNN said the disappearance raised alarms in the American intelligence community because “some of the most closely guarded national security secrets from the US and its allies could be exposed”.

The Times said national security officials were “vexed” by the disappearance of the “Crossfire Hurricane binder”, which was “the name given to the investigation by the FBI”.

The issue was so concerning, the Times added, the Senate intelligence committee was briefed.

Apparently it was at the White House, and then it just wasn't there

Why bother to have a copy of any of it?

Investigators looking for the Crossfire Hurricane binder reportedly got no satisfaction.

Trump thought it was one of Romney's binders full of women

Investigators looking for the Crossfire Hurricane binder reportedly got no satisfaction.

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, December 15, 2023 4:26 PM

Don't jump to conclusions, Jack.