Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

much as I enjoy watching newcastle getting pumped romero is a lunatic and a thug.

otm

would offer that guimares "slipped" full weight into our lads ankles a few times to no punishment which was strange to see so i wont cry over not getting a red or anything

Matty Cash - you bitch mother fucker

an industrial thresher with a photograph of a human face sellotaped to it rampaging round Spurs' central defence - that's his beliefs and you have to respect it

romero has never injured a player i care about idk what you want from me

Oh I see, it's different because it's just Callum Wilso- look yeah fair enough

work backwards from the result you wont go wrong

I know we are supposed to condemn it and whatever but the Turkish club president punching the ref in the face is really god damn funny and football should have more ridiculousness like this

I'm not sure the guy kicking him in the face was quite so funny though.

in other news ten hag has more time to focus on the league now. for a bit.

ref is a cunt

have that you cunts

well thats a red all day in fairness

Newcastle-Fulham is a decent game which would probably be better if Raul Jimenez hadn't got one of his Special Red Cards 20 minutes in

Bournemouth v Luton abandoned when a player collapsed on the pitch. Hope he's OK.

Second time this year, playoff final in May also

Didn't realise you meant the same guy

ederson yellow a disgusting decision

and imo grealish clearly offside for the first but hard to see when they decided to freeze the var

good call for the peno so we'll call it incompetence rather than corruption

maybe we should try 4 CBs idk

var making a rare intervention into our season

ok that's enough for me

The last 15 of Brentford Villa has just turned into some mad max shit

Mad Max: Beyond Embarrassing

Are Villa evil now?

Idk it all kicks off with the known thug Ben Mee getting a bit straight red

Depends why Watkins was kicking off at their fans after he scored I guess

Why are Villa so bad and hated?

villa have been a fairly uh physical outfit since gerrard days

i know psychomero plays for spurs but thats different to "injure them" as an approach across an entire back six imo

Feel like a spot of evil is maybe a prerequisite for turning Uppity Early Season Form into Actual Challenging

If lovely serene Pau had still been on you've got to think his calming influence would have healed the ructions

McGinn's always been a little shithouse too

I have Digne and Konsa down as frequently cynical but not violent, Moreno and Pau as angelic/too good for this ignoble league, Cash/Martinez/Diego Carlos I would cross the street to avoid in case they hacked/elbowed/shithoused me out of sheer muscle memory

Mingsy obviously sadly missed, and with him it's really about remembering all the times he hasn'tstamped on someone

scrupulously fair run through that

the number of times we've seen mings run through someone unscrupulously well we dont need to get into

I honestly think this Utd side are the most dysfunctional football team I've ever seen. Nothing works

Liverpool have just been crap in a more commonplace way

united seem to be functional enough in organising off the ball tbh

chances

good var/reffing of handball and rashford going through man there while winning ball

wonder why they can't get them right all the time?

not very sensible reffing there however

Oliver is the cunt of all cunts

there actually was good spirit in that second half though

absolutely no quality, but still progress of sorts

yeah definitely not a team who've stopped playing for ETH anyway id have said?

speaking of cunts, what exactly is the point of Dermot Gallagher?

"I don't think it looks good" 💬

"I think in the current climate, he's got no choice" 💬

Dermot Gallagher reacts to Diogo Dalot's sending off against Liverpool after being shown two quick yellow cards 🟨🟨 pic.twitter.com/3OjEBi4qRc

— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) December 18, 2023

Wait, he was sent off just for that?

correct

two yellow cards in one fell swoop

lmao

enjoyed gnev squawking about the impossibility of it all- do i not recall his being one of the former notable examples of getting two yellows in one incident previously

Keep saying it but it’s truly remarkable that we’ve just given football to the referees (and the wider football lawmaking apparatus) to such a huge extent.

This was funny though obviously