Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

They have been phenomenal. City have looked beaten in the last ten minutes, making bad runs or sloppy passes. But for most of the game, City haven’t played badly; they have just been outplayed by Villa.

Sit down you druggie cunt!

SEISMIC

i for one welcome a hoy hoy back actually

a hoy hoy scenting titles

alright fellas

meanwhile in the midtable battle

Utd kind of good kind of shit tonight? Chelsea extremely shit

Was refreshing not seeing Rashford ambling around the place

double mctominay kind of win. the classic double mctominay. satisfying I'm sure

PL table is looking like four (or maybe even six or seven) teams could plausibly win it this year, hasn't been like that for a while. though likely city will still win it tbh.

"On face of the two mounds great swaying, like corn before wind, is made down towards the ground, frantic excitement. Gates wailed and sobbed for now his voice had left him. The Villa, the Villa, come on the Villa. Mr Connolly stood like transfixed with passion and 30,000 people waved and shrieked and swayed and clamoured at eleven men who play the best football in the world. These took no notice of the crowd, no notice."

This recent run of Liverpool goals...hmmm

Destiny Udogie...what is he up to, do you think

wtf is going on at everton

dyche just the man to lead a resentment-fuelled spree

also wondering who will win deems' cunt of the day

Kulu seems like had a bit of a bad one?

Somewhere there is a Nigel Kennedy with a lamp and 0 wishes left

Just watching the highlights and Goodison was fuckin loud, good lord

Also the way Drury says "it's Calvert-Lewin" at 1:40 is very funny imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4EynfZJc8

lol

Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:35 (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well said that man.

i didn't watch but had predicted a bright start and a stupid loss

i predict that for the rest of the season while we play ben davies and no forwards

Tottenham v Newcastle on Sunday set to be a nervy belter

Jesus fucking Christ, what is that defending

CUNHA!

hmmm i had a nap on the sofa

c'mon Wolves we can get this dick sacked today

Bournemthcelona impressive again

Jesus Christ. Lucky not to have conceded.

The fuck has happened to our defending this year lol

This ref is letting people get clobbered

Nottingham's strategy is to shithouse their way to a draw/win apparently, don't know why Wolves are just lazily playing into it

well, back to business as usual

disgusting team

Utd have had a-Ralf a-Rangnick and ETH hyped up as these extremely serious characters who are going to whip things into shape real fuckin fast, and quickly end up like the Woody Harrelson character in No Country For Old Men who talks up a real big game and then just gets domed without ceremony

Will Extremely Serious Businessman Jim Ratcliffe make it a hattrick? Or will Utd's climb back to the top of the English game resume when his investment is finalised, as I understand is believed to be imminent?

ManOUCHester United

Well that's a disappointing result m attack was hot garbage the entire second half

*the attack

what a time to be a fan of Anton Chigurh I mean Aston Villa

games gone

trippier having clown shoes put on him so far just like at goodison midweek. son destroying him.

also lol at fulham going from most anaemic attack in the league to 13 goals in a week.

defending is out of fashion in the Prem iirc

Wonder if finishing 4th so quickly has fucked Howe long term

What nefarious acts will they commit in January to remedy this

Howe will be reluctant to discuss his severance package

much as I enjoy watching newcastle getting pumped romero is a lunatic and a thug.

otm

would offer that guimares "slipped" full weight into our lads ankles a few times to no punishment which was strange to see so i wont cry over not getting a red or anything

Matty Cash - you bitch mother fucker

an industrial thresher with a photograph of a human face sellotaped to it rampaging round Spurs' central defence - that's his beliefs and you have to respect it

romero has never injured a player i care about idk what you want from me

Oh I see, it's different because it's just Callum Wilso- look yeah fair enough

work backwards from the result you wont go wrong

I know we are supposed to condemn it and whatever but the Turkish club president punching the ref in the face is really god damn funny and football should have more ridiculousness like this

I'm not sure the guy kicking him in the face was quite so funny though.

in other news ten hag has more time to focus on the league now. for a bit.