hans is back baby
Organizer of the Zagreb event with a pretty shocking quote to Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten: "Niemann's performance is out of this world, but we have no definite proof that he is cheating. We have some indications, but we don't know if anyone wants to report him." https://t.co/8vEPLQitH3— Tarjei J. Svensen (@TarjeiJS) November 30, 2023
― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 December 2023 22:01 (two years ago)
“Nobody’s Fault (Butt Mon)”
― calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2023 22:03 (two years ago)
Two lone Americans up against the world, facing immeasurable oddsVictorious 53 years apart at the legendary Tournament of Peace8/9: 2946 performance rating I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible pic.twitter.com/qjZlhRIYJp— Hans Niemann (@HansMokeNiemann) November 30, 2023
― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 December 2023 22:05 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_4gGUJ3qxs
loving carlsen's troll era
― imago, Monday, 4 December 2023 09:52 (two years ago)
its really something
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 December 2023 13:22 (two years ago)
fucker didnt let me finish it but there it is baby the famous smothered mate
https://i.imgur.com/FcAAxhx.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 December 2023 13:47 (two years ago)
i would like to thank my new found commitment to "doing puzzles" for this spectacular win
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 December 2023 13:57 (two years ago)
probably the most i've ever laughed at a chess video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3G4KenJolU
― imago, Thursday, 21 December 2023 23:47 (two years ago)
???
Rook takes Queen?
What am I missing?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 21 December 2023 23:53 (two years ago)
rook takes queen, then knight to f7 checkmate (king smothered by rook and pawns, hence the name)
Very nice! Yesterday I reached a draw by insufficient material as I let my opponent promote his last pawn to a knight, forking my queen and king. If he promoted to queen it was mate in 1. Safe to say, I'm not having a good run right now
― H.P, Friday, 22 December 2023 00:07 (two years ago)
Very difficult for me to watch a Chess video without a Croatian accent but that Magnus magic video was worth it.
Your chess simp though Imago....I want to invoice you for the time
― H.P, Friday, 22 December 2023 00:20 (two years ago)
3 minutes, including the 2 greatest premoves of all time? money's worth imo
― imago, Friday, 22 December 2023 00:40 (two years ago)
It's my fault, I should have turned it off the second I heard that grating robotic voice but I thought whatever was going to happen would be worth the pain. What happened was good, but there is no good in the world that can make up for the sin of being overdubbed with text-to-speech
― H.P, Friday, 22 December 2023 00:55 (two years ago)
Ah yeah, of course.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 13:02 (two years ago)
its considered one of the sickest mates
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 December 2023 19:00 (two years ago)
theres a known pattern with the q + n to execute it, which i had just been doing puzzles of and was stoked to recognize, which i def would not have without the puzzles
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 December 2023 19:03 (two years ago)
I need to do more puzzles, what skills I had have atrophied.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 19:11 (two years ago)
i have done puzzles here and there but never really with any focus, and still im not focusing that hard, but i saw a video by this guy who was saying just doing a bunch of random puzzles even if theyre loosely grouped as like forks or whatever isnt that effective for training your pattern recognition, he was into studying more specific patterns together and repeatedly, he made this chessable course that has ~600 puzzles grouped by type which i bought and have just been working my way through repeatedly, he wants you to do them until you know them so well that you can basically solve them instantly, im not nearly there yet except for the easy ones but def in a few games ive recognized patterns that ive drilled and i feel like maybe im just thinking more tactically generally, i have leveled up since i started doing the puzzles tho its something that mightve happened anyway, its within my general trend
https://www.chessable.com/common-chess-patterns/course/13348/
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 December 2023 19:21 (two years ago)
Right on, thank you.
I read Fischer's and Kasparov's books years ago. Not surprisingly, they took radically different approaches. I did learn from them, but I haven't played in years. A friend of mine and I just started playing online.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:08 (two years ago)
playing online is good cause you can always get a game and it will match you with similarly skilled players, and you can analyze yr games after with and engine, use other stats/tools etc
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 December 2023 22:45 (two years ago)
I went to a chess tournament years ago, my buddy was upset that he lost to a blind guy.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:50 (two years ago)
that is pretty wild
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (two years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/27/chinese-chess-champion-stripped-of-title-after-defecating-in-hotel-bathtub
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 08:09 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ZNN0EP3.pngThankfully this graphic doesn’t reveal how bad I am at this stupid game
― calstars, Saturday, 30 December 2023 01:52 (two years ago)
i played 7000 some odd games this year lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 December 2023 02:02 (two years ago)
Welp
― calstars, Saturday, 30 December 2023 02:36 (two years ago)
That’s uhh, 18 per day?
― calstars, Saturday, 30 December 2023 02:37 (two years ago)
i do play 2+1 fwiw
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 December 2023 03:00 (two years ago)
Damn here I was thinking my 916 was a bit much! I do split my time between chess and lichess tho
― H.P, Saturday, 30 December 2023 04:56 (two years ago)
bout an hour of chess a day, the cool thing about playing bullet is if you work on the computer you can just take a lil break and play a couple games no prob
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:26 (two years ago)
prob not gonna play yr best under those circumstances but hey who cares you know, i def play best with a longer block of time and at night for some reason
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:29 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/dOVoBUh.pngEndless endgame
― calstars, Saturday, 13 January 2024 20:06 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ouOyAPIQs
"when I watch this game I imagine Rashid Nezhmetdinov watching the game and saying "nice"".
Love this one
― H.P, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 04:13 (two years ago)
nice
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 16:44 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Bb_TyhC1A
some light viewing here
― imago, Monday, 29 January 2024 21:11 (two years ago)
Just reached 1400 blitz and am feeling ready to take on magnum, ding, and the ghost of bobby Fischer all at once, blindfolded.
Literally unstoppable right now, don't even talk to me 😤
― H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:15 (two years ago)
Was sitting high 1300's went 2-13 to get myself down to a nice 1200's figure again, then the next day pull a 14-15 streak to get a new top rating. My brain literally just chooses each day whether it can play chess or not. Streaky as hell
― H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:19 (two years ago)
nice re the pb, feel like spend most of yr time in about 100pt range is pretty normal with occasional visits to above or below, and of course the midpoint is subject to change too
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:42 (two years ago)
tho the other day i looked at this guys graph cause he was higher rated than me but id beat him seven out of seven, and his swings were all over the place veering wildly two three hundred points, maybe he drinks idk
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:43 (two years ago)
I get caught chasing the rabbit after a loss. The next game is all about making up for the previous one, so I'm not completely focussed. It then snowballs until I finally give up and give my brain a refresh. Thankfully I am not a gambler, I would have all my money sucked dry in a day
― H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:53 (two years ago)
I think 200-300 swings maybe more common the lower the rating, definitely rarer when swinging that much within a the 4-digit rating range
― H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 00:54 (two years ago)
the big swing guy was at like 1750 iirc
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 01:17 (two years ago)
sometimes people resign when you do a cool move on them even if its not that big of an advantage theyre just like oh no i gotta get outta here
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2024 14:37 (two years ago)
yes hello
― gbx, Wednesday, 6 March 2024 15:06 (two years ago)
Gotta love a bluff win
― H.P, Wednesday, 6 March 2024 22:34 (two years ago)
thats why one should keep playing, also its good practice
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2024 23:45 (two years ago)
I think I've practiced losing enough
― H.P, Thursday, 7 March 2024 00:03 (two years ago)
(But yes obviously you fight to the bitter end)
or at least until the position simplifies
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2024 00:09 (two years ago)
a big comeback is fun too
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2024 00:10 (two years ago)