Twitter C/D

yeah was thinking the same

It’s a Humanitarian Pause

the benefit of pausing is that it gives apple the time to turn toward the camera, break the 4th the wall, and really level with the consumer before resuming

I was thinking, sure, nice move, but remember when all those big companies "paused" shortly after Elon purchased it in the first place and they mostly came back and it made no difference at all?

eh i think ad revenue is still down significantly

yeah I thought it was a fact that their revenue was down like 70% since he bought it, plus I mean if you just hop on there now clearly the ads are uhhh quite a bit different now

I'm not really surprised they're using the word "paused", aren't people still sort of assuming he's going to sell at some point?

Who needs IBM anyway when you're still attracting advertisers of this calibre to your site?

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^^i definitely see more weird junk ads than anything these days, the big companies even if they haven't given it up totally certainly appear to have pulled back

Why are you even all still looking at Twitter at this late date, who even posts anymore

its still good for sports

xpost basically everyone who always has

I saw one righteous defense, which was basically "I was here before you, asshole," and another funny defense, basically "the only reason I am still here is so that I can benefit financially from the inevitable class action suit."

xp i dont think that's remotely true, I'm barely on there myself unless it's to follow an NBA or NFL game I can't watch. when I go on otherwise it really does feel about half as active as it used to be

Hmm. I go on now and people are posting vids from the protests they’re at.

A lot of people I follow either have left or post much less frequently.

people on blusky and masterdon not getting anywhere near the audience of Musk Ox's twitter

today twitter tried to make me watch a 30-second ad before viewing a 19-second video

gtfo

As someone constantly recovering from numerous self-inflicted cooking wounds, I very much like the look of that finger protector you're all being so disparaging about.

My chrome extension still successfully keeps twitter cleaned up for me (and also keeps it called twitter). But the time has come to move on. My prob is actually the number of people I follow who *haven't* left yet. Reporters, writers, comedians. Or maybe they have and just moved somewhere other than Bluesky, but fuck scouring more than one of these sites at a time. That's like a distraction in search of a distraction. I think I'll just have to get back in the habit of getting the news *after* it happens rather than while it is happening.

Oh yeah, I wasn't implying that they haven't taken a big revenue hit, just more that all those big names backing away didn't do anything prevent the site as a whole from being driven directly into the fascist ditch.

A friend posted the other day "How much longer do news organizations have to say 'X (formerly known as Twitter)." It's a good question, but I think the answer is, a good long while. X is such a stupidly generic name that if you just drop it into a news story people who are not actually engaged with social media probably still don't know what it means (while they have definitely heard of Twitter).

You can just say "the social media platform X"

will be funny when someone else gets control of it and changes it back to twitter

Elon would definitely insist on keeping his favorite domain name

the coolest domain in the world

wish i'd had the insight to see that one letter is the most badass of all

x marks the spot, people will love it

the treasure? quite simply the most valuable thing in the world: posts

i once believed that x was the most badass letter of them all

but now i ask y

A friend posted the other day "How much longer do news organizations have to say 'X (formerly known as Twitter).

Until the AP Stylebook changes its guidance

The thing about those ads is that no ad has ever influenced me to buy an IBM or Apple, but I've definitely impulse-purchased cool, dumb gadgets that have shown up in my social media feeds.

Ideally Musk and Trump will both just die and solve a bunch of problems big and small at once.

good piece https://maxread.substack.com/p/context-collapse-collapse

Being reported that, go figure, Yaccarino's industry pals are strongly suggesting she jump ship.

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/20/linda-yaccarino-elon-musk-advertising-resign-x-twitter

urged her to leave "before her reputation is damaged."

lol okay

perfect for marketers to tell the media that theyve reached out to their friend

Is there a chance that Linda Yaccarino is not real? That she's some sort of AI experiment?

Christ that would definitely explain her bizarrely on-point constant chirpy corpspeak.

A cynical inroad.
Any ironical cad,
Any racial id con.
...Coi (sic) Cali Ayn Rand?

Cloaca Dairy Inn!

Checks out.

my adblocker seems to be not working on Twitter today, hopefully this'll correct itself quickly

Same

Don't know about twitter, but my Adblock app started failing to block youtube ads recently. So I changed to UBlock which now works fine.

I use ublock on Firefox, I think the forces of darkness are conspiring

youtube refused to show me videos on chrome with ublock demande that i turn it off, so i switched to firefox with ublock which worked for a while but then youtube refused again, so i switched to brave which has a built in adblocker and so far thats working

yeah youtube is infuriating, they're very good about sniffing for any adblockers now which makes using youtube for anything long impossible. I'm not fucking paying for youtube.

Yeah I noticed YouTube being dickish lately, thanks for the tip

It's bad enough when the random history vids have adverts every 5 minutes

youtube with ads is horrific

its interesting that adblockers work at all on youtube youd think that they could come up with a scheme where that wasnt so but maybe its just not worth their while

They have to encode the ads into the video streams on the fly so there wasn’t a separate request for your browser to key on