Luton fans are busting open champagne
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 16:55 (two years ago)
They will still stroll to safety in this division
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 17 November 2023 17:11 (two years ago)
on current form I reckon Everton have a fair chance
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 November 2023 17:13 (two years ago)
Sorry yes I meant that Everton would stroll to safety, not Luton. I don’t see any world in which they get relegated given the other shite clogging up the plughole
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 17 November 2023 17:18 (two years ago)
“They” being Everton. Incoherent this evening
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 17 November 2023 17:19 (two years ago)
If Lampard was still in charge r.I.p big man
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 November 2023 17:46 (two years ago)
I guess we'll wait until City are on 90 points before hearing of their 50 point deduction then.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 18 November 2023 12:50 (two years ago)
it wont be this year and a one off points reduction is both very unlikely and also nothing like sufficient
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2023 12:53 (two years ago)
Transfer ban for 2 years? Dunno.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 18 November 2023 19:35 (two years ago)
well mockery already made of that one
if they were kicked out of the football league pyramid i suppose somewhere would take them in and it would just be the start of the super league anyway
lets see
four years of thirty points deduction and they wouldnt be allowed into any cups, transfer bans and eye watering fines to ensure they would have to sell all current player assets to survive
i think that kind of thing would be a start
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2023 21:10 (two years ago)
Man City should be forced to play in Man U kits for five years
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 November 2023 22:09 (two years ago)
City literally unable to tell arse from elbow on that penalty shout
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 25 November 2023 13:54 (two years ago)
Yeah that was a ridiculous shout. Not the greatest City v Liverpool game, both teams looked leggy after international break.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 25 November 2023 14:37 (two years ago)
title should have been 'Luton won't stay up'
good work today!
― imago, Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:23 (two years ago)
It would appear that Amnesty International have flown a plane carrying a banner over the Etihad petitioning Man City's Qatari owners to release an unjustly imprisoned political activist, and in the same game Everton have then flown a plane carrying a banner reading simply "WAAAAAAAH"
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:29 (two years ago)
(UAE, dunno where I got Qatar from :|)
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:31 (two years ago)
qatar part of the UAE when nominated for oscars, qatari when drunk at the afterparty
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:36 (two years ago)
Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 13:46 (two years ago)
us obv
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 13:47 (two years ago)
dier on bench lol
4 wing backs and no defensive midfielder lol. There'll certainly be goals in this match
― groovypanda, Sunday, 26 November 2023 13:57 (two years ago)
We've stuck Konsa RB, presumably so he can look across the line and attempt to coordinate a world record number of successful offside traps without fucking any up
Matty Cash meanwhile will sprint up and down the entire right flank, screaming and fouling
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 13:59 (two years ago)
Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?"yes"
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:06 (two years ago)
i am getting to the stage where id be fining players for being offside
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:19 (two years ago)
ridiculous
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:26 (two years ago)
var showing angles from two different moments, exceptional administration as always
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:27 (two years ago)
from a defensive perspective i fail to see why the front defender ever needs to be ahead of the guy behind him
but its spurs its not like we dont find a way to gift the chance anyway
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:28 (two years ago)
never off but
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:29 (two years ago)
matty cash is a cunt
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:30 (two years ago)
damn didn't realise ex Shed Seven bassist Bryan Gil was still at Spurs
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:36 (two years ago)
i didnt realise hed left shed seven
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:41 (two years ago)
pls be on pls be on
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:46 (two years ago)
fucks sake
I thought Moussa Diaby was like a preternaturally quick and decisive winger with a knack for making the correct decision with the ball in the area, but he seems to now just receive the ball anywhere and try to figure out how to turn with his back to goal and hold it up for a boring pass
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:53 (two years ago)
even when, for example, one on one with the fucking keeper
Ah, Paul Towers has arrived
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:54 (two years ago)
could have fucking told you that a minute ago
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:54 (two years ago)
were...were you talking to me or VAR
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:56 (two years ago)
hated every second of that ffs!
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 14:57 (two years ago)
Yeah it’s been a horrible, stressful watch
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:03 (two years ago)
could have told you where that free kick was going and that it would work
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:16 (two years ago)
frankly stunned the ref has shown an opposition team yellows in the first half against us tho
Aston Villa attempting to pin down the cursed football teams aesthetic
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:26 (two years ago)
ben davies where are you
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:30 (two years ago)
Bit of football from the Villa, interesting
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:30 (two years ago)
ah i think villa have known all game they can just play it simply over or through us, hint of rope a dope about this tbh
weve put a lot off effort into putting the ball a half yard behind an offside son, which is a strange tactic but in ange we trust etc
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:36 (two years ago)
davies nowehere again as watkins nods wide unmarked
i reckon our ben might have his lack of pace somewhat exposed from here
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:41 (two years ago)
two best moments of the game from spurs there
Kulusevski is frightening
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:42 (two years ago)
In a good way, not in a Matty Cash way
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:43 (two years ago)
on the full gallop yes but most of last year he cutback to less effect than insert tory joke here
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 15:44 (two years ago)