God Has Abandoned Us: U.S. Politics November 2023

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I would like to round up every single member of this fascist loon cult and read to them the most disgusting books I can imagine

naw i reckon this is all projection and these fuds are into the sickest shit you could imagine, eg https://newrepublic.com/post/176676/mike-johnson-son-monitoring-porn-intake-national-security-threat

Tapley will determine what the "extreme classics" are, I'm sure.

Already decided. It's the Bible with its numerous sex scenes. No others.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is a musical porn

"dreamcoat" being slang for condom, of course

creamcoat

Amazing unicolor

I still just keep coming back to this incredulity that anybody is fighting about library books, when every kid has a smart phone. And can easily Google celebrity lookalike gang bangs or whatever they want. Just so utterly divorced from reality.

Not if they have the Mike Johnson “Covenant Eyes” spyware app installed!

These women can't possibly think they can police all of this. Which leads me to the conclusion that this is all just a way of stirring shit.

Look for the GOP to push the Supreme Court to roll back the landmark Some Brat v Their Parents decision that allowed kids to have smart phones in the first place.

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I keep humming Covenant Eyes to the tune of "Hungry Eyes."

Any idea what the book in question is?

I think it's mentioned in the article, some benign YA fantasy novel.

3. The "porn" at issue is actually a YA novel, Storm and Fury. The book is mostly about humans and gargoyles fighting demons.

There are a few passages w/sexual themes, but it's recommended by the School Library Journal, Barnes & Noble, and others for high school students pic.twitter.com/w8sXVfAu4j

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 6, 2023

Wait, weren't Storm and Fury those pro-Trump shills?

The cops must have rolled their eyes so hard they detached their retinas.

xpost no, it's the upcoming MCU movie starring Halle Berry and Samuel Jackson

i support the attempts to get formulaic YA literature off the shelves and people reading real books

as if one leads to the other

i support the attempts to get formulaic YA literature off the shelves and people reading real books

Yeah, this is the thing — I don't support the psycho anti-"porn" lady, but I also don't support people reading YA fiction, which is absolutely garbage, just not the specific kind of garbage she thinks it is.

y'all never read Henry James' gargoyle novel

Let's ban YA books for non-conservative reasons!

an abundance of trashy novels is hardly a new thing

These women can't possibly think they can police all of this.

oh they are dumb as fuck

Fair point, I think they’re the ones who approvingly quoted Hitler recently.

Mein Kampf didn't have any dirty bits, did it?

Mein Kampf (Dirty Bit)

Mein Kampf gegen die schmutizge Teile

Girl,are you Poland? Because I'd like to invade you.

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Here's my border
So come invade me

Are we really getting het up about young adults reading young adult fiction? Come the fuck on

YA fiction gets kids reading, and I am all for it without judgement on content. In fact I’ve seen a lot of YA fiction that brings a lot to the table.

"flowers of indie rock womanhood" but it's YA fiction

I feel like there's bizarrely little attention being paid to the fact that there are a lot of elections that matter tomorrow! The last big election day before November 2024! Virginia and NJ legislatures, Kentucky gov, Ohio abortion referendum -- lotta stuff out there!

Dems are poised to take Virginia's House of Delegates and keep the State Senate, and embarrass our "affable, fleece-vest-wearing" billionaire basement church Governor.

Feeling good?

Mostly city council and mayoral stuff here. Too bad I won't vote for the Dem mayoral candidate because she supports building a basketball stadium in the center of the city, ruining the historic (and THRIVING) Chinatown next door. In fact, the Republican is arguably more to the left than the Dem! https://www.axios.com/local/philadelphia/2023/10/27/candidates-clash-crime-sixers-arena-debate

I voted as I always do: old-school, in-person, on election day, pre-dawn, school gym, right when they open, fill in the ovals, get the frickin sticker.

Yes I know there are other ways to do it but I don't want to give Youngkin's assholes a single solitary reason to contest (or accidentally "forget") my vote.

Feeling good?

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Taking sides: Giddy vs. Geddy vs. Gibby

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"Hold my beer." - Gabby Hayes

Gabby Giffords, Gabby Douglas, and Yo Gabba Gabba have entered the chat

Are we really getting het up about young adults reading young adult fiction? Come the fuck on

― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, November 6, 2023 7:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What happened to this message board? We used to take Ashlee Simpson records seriously and now we want to ban young adult novels?

i want to ban young adult navels

sorry but I'm finding it all but impossible to not post "You left out the g cause the g ain't in you"

she bans the tin drum