Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

most are better at disguising it tho

Foden's kind of a douche

Maguire's forehead is a sixhead by now

HOLY SHIT what a save

his handling is still weird but he's improving

City are s o b o r i n g

this doesn't look like last year's City

any working streams?

r soccer streams dot net

this is just sad

xp justice4moyes.net still has a few iirc

and that's the Onana I'm talking about

absolutely loves palming it back out to the opposition

when onana is off to AFCON they can put eriksen in goal, he's comfortable on the ball and great passer.

somehow, because the scoreline isn't a complete humiliation (even though the performance is), ETH is going to hold onto his job

10 games, 5 losses

Is ETH the problem though?

Or does Graham Potter deserve another chance?

#justiceformoyes

I mean the club is fucking cursed but so far ETH has demonstrated a complete inability to instill any patterns of play

and his transfers have been utterly horrendous

doesn't seem like a manager who has instilled morale into a team when they start to struggle

except that time they made them run 10k or something which sounded neat

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault

Honestly, of the players who made it onto the pitch today, Hojlund and Garnacho are the only ones I'd keep

caring about being liked is the hot new top level manager skill

caring about being liked is the hot new top level manager skill
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 October 2023 17:36 (two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

this has been the case since at least #jolout

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault

― Number None, Sunday, October 29, 2023 12:34 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sry 2 language police but WHAT THE FUCK

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault
Honestly, of the players who made it onto the pitch today, Hojlund and Garnacho are the only ones I'd keep
― Number None, Sunday, 29 October 2023 17:34 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've been enjoying mctominay being the saviour which must say something. #bringbackfred

I apologise if that was a poor choice of words

What I meant to convey is that this squad is filled to the brim with gutless, paycheque-collecting pseudo-footballers and it's quite painful to watch

don't really get what mason mount is for tbh. and having watched 4 or 5 utd games this season onana's skill at passing is severely overrated imo his distribution is bang average. don't really like agreeing with gnev but bernardo silva was a joy to watch today.

I don't think a single fan wanted Mount to sign for their club this season but apparently Klopp, Arteta and Ten Hag all wanted him? Very odd

we actually ended the game today with three, arguably four, #10s playing in midfield

it's diabolical recruitment

I wonder if Mount is the kind of signing that *could* make sense in 2 or 3 windows time. As in versatile squad player that Ten Hag could mould into part of a wider whole. Lots of coulds there, of course, and it supposes that Utd sort out their recruitment policy that has been embarrassing for what, 15 years?

hes fifteen yards ahead of harry winks on the pitch but otherwise cant see the difference

I know it's Carabao Cup but I'm struggling to understand how Ten Hag is still in a job

antony is appallingly bad

easily our worst signing ever

and seemingly a horrible human to boot

ive not watched ye apart from when we played ye, like hes fucking..._awful_

he's a remarkable footballer

Can't cross, can't pass, can't beat a man, absurdly one-footed and weak as piss

Ten Hag saw that in training every week and decided it was worth 90 million fucking euro

got to think if the Glazers gave one fuck at the moment Ten Hag would be gone

broken glazer theory

So what went on with this Newcastle goal? Answer me!

I honestly can’t. If VAR can’t see the ball go out of play, an offside and a blatant foul, I just don’t understand the point of it.

It was fascinating to hear them say they didn’t have the technology to check the offside. Just bloody look at it, he’s stood behind the keeper.

Gordon was behind Joelinton though. Watching the challenge from Joelinton in real-time (as we must) that looks fine. The out of play query could go either way. Quality drama!

only just watched ydays motd. wolves absolutely hosed by refs/var AGAIN. beyond a joke now.
also v happy diaz saved us today but I really don't know how he's managing to play.

newcastle assistant manager is such a tool.

romero is such a fuckin idiot, ive no time for excusing a guy who goes in like that as a preference

game has been insane btw

the collective loss of discipline from a very bright staft has been something to watch

Game has been crazy

i can't remember one like it tbh

an absolute disaster in almost every way possible from minute ten onwards

I thought maybe he’d get away with it under the double jeopardy rule as he did “technically” go for the ball? But forgetting double jeopardy, clear red

I’m actually really interested why double-jeopardy wasn’t in play here…

“The double-jeopardy law states: "Where a player commits an offence against an opponent within their own penalty area which denies an opponent an obvious goal-scoring opportunity and the referee awards a penalty kick, the offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball; in all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.) the offending player must be sent off."

it was reckless/violent and that's why a red, i agree with it