Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

The Senate might go along. Who knows?

I don't think the Senate has a say

Not with the election for speaker, but with the fantasy double impeachment Pres. K. speaks of.

ah gotcha.

I'd say this isn't going to happen but I didn't expect people to storm the Capitol either. The problem is, if they do elect him he's not gonna do shit and then when they try and kick him out he's not gonna leave

How can you kick out the greatest Speaker of all time?

I could see him having a talent for whipping votes through sheer intimidation, but he'd have to show up and do all the other stuff for that to happen

One week as speaker would be more hours of labor than the rest of his life combined.

he'd just stay at Mar-a-Lago, hand over the real work to the Freedom Caucus. he could find plenty of willing dogsbodies to wield the gavel on a day-to-day basis. and, yes, once in he'd never permit a vote to kick him out.

Trump lawyers trying to get the Jan 6th indictment tossed since the coup attempt was part of 'official duties':

“Here, 234 years of unbroken historical practice — from 1789 until 2023 — provide compelling evidence that the power to indict a former president for his official acts does not exist,” they wrote.

The fucking GALL of '234 years of unbroken practice' when he was the first dickwad in those centuries to try and block the peaceful transition, JFC

I’m not sure I have ever seen a sadder tweet than this. https://t.co/aqxewpLATd

— Tim Nicolai (@tim_nicolai) October 5, 2023

Even as they wrote that they knew it was nonsense and that no court is going to accept that argument. The question of whether there was any legitimacy to Trump's claims of election fraud has already been litigated and disposed of when he lost more than 60 court cases attempting to establish those claims and did not win once. That puts his efforts on January 6 far outside of any official duties and places his actions squarely in the realm of abrogating his oath of office.

Right, "Trump's official acts" is both A: desperate and B: all they've got.

My Pillow dude deserves no sympathy, but this exhausted, dejected clip of him is, in every sense of the word, actually, to coin a phrase, sad:

Lindell is broke, basically. He did it to himself pic.twitter.com/ZcPUKCpxcS

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) October 5, 2023

then why don't I feel sad?

also, the fact that his lawyers took his case looks to me like prima facie evidence that their primary interest was billable hours. they should have been urging him to settle from the first day and every day after and when he consistently refused that advice, they should have resigned, not waiting until he ran out of money.

Wow I know that dude (Brad Moss, I mean, not Pillow Guy)

Yeah, I mean, I'm not sad, it's just rare that you see any of these losers minus the overconfident swagger.

I remain astonished at Trump's ability to get people to immolate themselves for him.

I've seen the argument that a bunch of hollow people wanting their lives to be exciting basically attached themselves to him for just that and well, there ya go, it's exciting.

Sure, you think you're part of something until you realize you're just a smoldering husk on the side of a very long road.

Lindell also blew a bunch of his own cash make weird documentaries and live presentations about the 'big steal' mythos, so it's hard to be too sympathetic to his current plight

"all the lawyers we have for mypillow and myself"

yeah, few have self immolated quite he did. overcame a substance abuse problem, had a successful pillow company, blew away his success in service of one of the biggest assholes in history.

OurPillows, Ourselves

What happened to the overstock.com guy? He went over the edge too didn't he? I suppose Rudy has fallen as far as anyone could possibly fall, but he was always a sleaze bag, just shifted to full wacky dgaf mode, to no apparent gain.

he's not part of that company anymore, I don't know... I think they bought BB&B and are rebranding that way, they don't just do overstocky stuff anymore

There was a whole podcast about him and his Russian girlfriend.

Trump attracts grifters like shit attracts flies.

Game recognize game vs. blood in the water.

I think Lara Trump is starting to release music? They should all release albums.

Apple Music is censoring HER song “I Won’t Back Down”

If you search for it you just see the version by this Tom Petty guy

Eric T. And Rakim

Hey, @Apple — where is my song??? Why doesn’t my song appear when you search “I Won’t Back Down”??? pic.twitter.com/CugiZggxOY

— Lara Trump (@LaraLeaTrump) September 29, 2023

who is LARA trump?

Nevermind, I don't wanna know

Heartbreakers/Trump collab Petty Larceny just dropped

You don’t have to welcome a refugee

He was

An American ghoul

the hating is the hardest part

Damn the TrumpSpeedos

Free fraudin'

^^^ these are pure gold

Tweeter and the MAGA man

stop draggin' Old Fart around

You Insurrect Me

Kellyanne's Last Dance

Yearning to Lie

Lol at all the morons on Twitter saying it's because she didn't have permission to cover the song, which is 100% not required, and not realizing her version is on there, just not in the first list of results

Run Down Regime

Even The Losers

Get Elected Sometimes

Just in: Trump has voluntarily dismissed his $500 million lawsuit against Michael Cohen in Florida without prejudice, per filing.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) October 6, 2023

What a pussy.

Don't Sue Me Like That