Twitter C/D

“You and I should date. You’re America’s sweetheart, and I’m the world’s richest man. People will love it."

We understand from @TuckerCarlson team that there are technical difficulties as soon as they’re resolved the interview will post tonight.

— Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) September 20, 2023

that pic looks like they've shopped them in individually so hey

― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah def, very uncanny look

(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023

🐦[(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi🕸
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023🕸]🐦

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

this disgusting meal cost me $7.98, the food was awful & there wasn't nearly enough of it which is why Biden is so unpopular. https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi pic.twitter.com/5xtol5OJU9

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023

i recommended the avocado toast but youre such a mid boomer pos brah what did wenner have *trips on dropped mic*

lol jco-- her cat appears to be puking too, what an actor

Dude is being roasted in the proposed community note https://t.co/qK9zcg6tdP pic.twitter.com/Fds4GsU3XT

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 21, 2023

that's what happens when you're not used to anyone fact-checking your work

i know it seems implausible but i would like to allow for the possibility that david brooks is making a joke

whenever i have that meal at an airport with 5 drings it's more than $78 so i blieved him

xpost That's my reaction to most of his writing.

huh here we go:

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i just wanna salute the magic of JCO, when she's on, she's on

Today I'm getting tweets without any actual text in them, and instead of having a timestamp reading 5h or whatever it says 31 Dec 69

yea I don't really check the site anymore but I'll follow through on stuff posted here and indeed site seems to be on the fritz again

xp not Apr 20?

someone please give JCO a blusky invite

it says 31 Dec 69

― dell (del), Thursday, September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hell yeah thats the epoch baby

i love epoch time

lmao someone on bsky shared that JCO "N Y Times expense account" post with "you wanna see a dead body".

shoutout to whichever twitter employee snuck two tweets dunking on twitter and elon into their new ad https://t.co/Qu7vJR0dSN pic.twitter.com/bbQOmEF4EX

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023

haha oh dear

haaa

also that add is insanely bad

did linda make it herself

hahahahaha

looks like it was in-house pic.twitter.com/ONv7oJO9gw

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023

rip ted

suicide by promo video

amazing work

Baylor eww

https://x.com/tedvid/status/1704665553397330262?s=20

lmao

he seems pretty basic and unlikely to be the source of the burn tweets in the vid

someone he tagged knows

based on their timelines miho12 def the top suspect

linda deleted her tweet, so at least she reads the replies

Twitter's last remaining user

New York Times Pitchbot
@DougJBalloon
In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early mass, softball game in the park, then over to the airport for burgers, fries, and double scotch rocks. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

It does seem apt that X's shiny new advert promoting the platform includes a conversation in which notorious antisemite, Bobby Fischer, is mentioned... https://t.co/RScgNO4GAj pic.twitter.com/fMFp1QZQJ4

— Danny Morris (@DannyMMorris) September 21, 2023

good job good effort

Why are there three "n"s???? pic.twitter.com/f0brWhvCXk

— Johner Riehl 🦓 (@johnerriehl) September 21, 2023

Elon’s probably a No Nut November guy

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

If Twitter did a No Nazi November all the blue checks would disappear

aah Nitter is not working today

the tweets on that advert were maybe just from the guy's personal feed and he maybe didn't notice because he was given all of 4 hours to make it as companies run by guys like Elon tend to do

BTW, that airport BBQ place responded to Brooks on Facebook:

Looks like someone was knocking back some serious drinks - Bar tab was almost 80% and he's complaining about the cost of his meal 🤔 keep drinking buddy - we get paid off everything.

I kind of admire that Brooks just left the tweet up and didn’t comment

There's nothing to admire about it; he's a persistent dumbass whose only survival strategy is knowing that if he admits he's ever wrong about something the rest falls in a house of cards. For all the Obama-starry-eyed moves of his once, he's more exactly like Trump.