Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Expires while sitting on his golden toilet, a la Elvis, with a half finished post to "Truth Social," full of misspellings, on his phone.

ripped apart by bald eagles

Is in a tank making the vroom vroom sound, tries to sound airhorn, accidentally shoots own tank

Suffers a massive coronary while naked, on all fours, being spanked with a rolled up copy of the National Review by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is dressed up as Miss Piggie.

icepicked by a devout MAGA who's convinced the real DJT is a planted body double

Shot on stage at a rally by DJT Jr.

hangs self in the same cell Epstein died in

Strangles to death after his necktie gets entangled at the base of the Trump Tower escalator

(as happened to a character in "The World According To Garp")

Wow, can't believe he's gone. Today is the day Donald Trump became president.

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

if only he'd have gotten it before everybody had figured out the right monoclonal antibody cocktails.

Shit on on stage at a rally by DJT Jr.

Dies in prison

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

a million times this

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 20, 2023

That Friday when the news broke was the happiest day of my miserable 2020.

Choking on Putin's dick while seeking asylum in Russia.

I'm gonna go with my first Midjourney prompt as a way for him to die: Donald Trump drowning in Cheetos

xpost Second best Primitive Radio Gods single

I will say though had he died in 2020 of COVID we wouldn't have gotten to see him charged with 100 felonies

Y'all are crazy, he did die of covid, it's been a body double ever since, just like Fetterman.

Falls into sinkhole outside Mar A Lago caused by the scale of his motorcade, stuck there a while then drowns from resulting burst sewage pipe.

while being sworn for testimony, in the dock, at his own insistence contrary to the advices of his (forever unpaid) counsel

and before fani willis. with melania laughing in courtroom.

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Alternately, dying after self-ingestion of bleach as treatment would be even sweeter

Question for woman at Trump speech in Iowa today - How did Trump’s policies benefitted your life?

A - Ahhhhhhhhh. I need the government to pay for my back surgery and I’m hoping Trump can help me out. pic.twitter.com/rEjrcytjGz

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 20, 2023

"I'm hoping President Trump can lend me $100,000."

if you want that money to pay for your back surgery, become a televangelist like every other good Christian did

Maybe she should just have Trump personally perform the surgery.

I will say though had he died in 2020 of COVID we wouldn't have gotten to see him charged with 100 felonies

"I've studied the back more than anyone." xp

“I’m hoping that failing that, Dr. Trump could perform my back surgery as part of a pay-per view event”

Dr Don Riviera

"She said, 'Sir, thank you for making me the most beautiful spines anyone ever had.'"

Guess whose back

When you're a chiropractor they let you do it

xp: genuine lol

The Judge today, reportedly, in the NY inflated real estate fraud case:

Engoron literally pounds the bench as he articulates this principle: “You cannot make false statements and use them in business.”

gonna be interesting to see what happens as these trials progress and trump ramps up his threats against witnesses

One question I have about Trump’s overnight attack on Milley: Is he on the government’s witness list for Trump’s DC trial? He was a key Jan. 6 committee witness who said Trump privately admitted losing the election. pic.twitter.com/cwnYnxBGOA

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) September 23, 2023

there was some discussion on one of those threads as to whether or not he was actually a witness. dumbass kind of confirmed it.

what happened with the request for a gag order or was that for another case, I can't even keep track now

Hard to gag a black hole.

I keep taking in information here, like that one of his incompetent joke lawyers fucked up the paperwork and now he won't get a jury trial and then I forget which of the cases it happened in.

To be (temporarily) fair to his lawyers, it's really hard to adequately represent someone who you know is not ever going to pay you.

I am not a lawyer but I can't imagine putting much effort in for a client who has a reputation for not paying.

no they always paid, after they've had to resort to sewing him for the money!

*get*

A client who doesn't pay, doesn't take your advice and ruins your professional reputation and/or puts your license in jeopardy? Sign me up!

you can become the next Michael Cohen

A lawyer has to eat, but it's very hard to have any sympathy for the long suffering ones that represent Trump. I imagine they must have book deals on their mind or something because it must be a nightmare.

great gig when you're in need of a financial boost, represent the guy who is known for not paying people

err guys it’s called pro bono?